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grs-raven: llama-overlord: wearytraveler13: I am going to be the parent that sings to the cat. These are the best parents ever! Was no one else wondering who names their kid Hennessy?
soda-lexis: A pair of Jeans for @littlebutfiery! (I just put his name on the other one in case I forget who he is. Kidding.) My headcanon is that Havoc is a beast at kickboxing and no one in Team Mustang ever wants to take him on because they find
ponpongoawei: i say “buy me things” a lot for someone who has a fit of guilt every time someone pays for my lunch
✂: post photo of yourselfæ: share 5 things about your best friend✌: share 5 things that you really want♡: share 5 favourite songs❁: share 5 favourite blogs☆: share your current mood✖: something you hate☼: something you loveϟ: ask anything
ridingastreetglide: 💕……..😊 Who am I kidding… no I didn’t!
lardybarbie: proletarianprincess: liamdryden: fizzylimon: imericschneider: kyliesparks27: pikatru: trashrabbits: *white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to
jmma-simmons: Pros of an 8 AM class: - I get to see the sunrise - making the most of my day? - who am I kidding - there are no pros - I am so tired - I can’t feel my face - somebody help me How i feel heading to work that early
whos-on-1st: tardisofthecucumberbatch: No but guys, you see all those kids watching the interaction between The Doctor and Rose? Could you imagine them starting up rumours about them seeing each other? Guys! Like: ‘oh my god did you see the lunch
I wonder and worry about other kids who are born by rape…. especially those know they are. That must be one of the worst feelings in the world (maybe worse then how the victims feel, maybe not) but just knowing it they must feel like complete
jmma-simmons: Pros of an 8 AM class: - I get to see the sunrise - making the most of my day? - who am I kidding - there are no pros - I am so tired - I can’t feel my face - somebody help me
killbenedictcumberbatch: beemovieruinedmylife: ohm YGOD jesus fucking christ who let jerry seinfeld write a kids movie
thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then
megachikorita: you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these
reillymouse: Protect autistic kids at all costs. Make them feel loved and important in a world that says they’re wrong for existing. Tell them it’s okay to stim, or info-dump, or mimic, or be non-verbal. Defend them from shitty ableists who demand
etoilesdelanuit: hotsenator: Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with shit you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored so glad I wasn’t the oldest
neverlaur: neverlaur: bowlingforwhoop: neverlaur: So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened. they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change Oh, they were. Jake: You’ve got to be kidding
davediddlystrider: nishi06: So someone donated all of these today at work. I think someone was very mad about how the manga ended. I would have gladly taken these off your hands sir or madam!!! Who Wouldnt be mad Sakura fucking named her kid Salad
thriftstorewarfare: A moment of silence for all of the impressionable people who are going to be grossly misinformed about BDSM due to the impending abomination that is the 50 Shades of Grey movie. Say it with me kids Christian Grey is not a Dom.
cherscrotch:eminem makes music for the kid who flips off the teacher when their back is turned
nicolasiscaged: [12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta
fiftyshadesofselfdestruction: livesinalibrary: Shout out to the kids whose parents unknowingly messed with their emotional, psychological or physical health. Shout out to you guys who have not told their parents because you have to stay with them.
buckywinchesters: were u ever that asshole kid who didnt wait for their friend to properly get off the slide first before u went down so u ended up just smacking into them…
frankwantstheg: a horror movie about a pop punk kid who gets cursed by a demon to never get out of this town
rivahsnog: NO BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT TOM BAKER AND HOW MUCH THAT CAMEO WOULD’VE MEANT TO PEOPLE IMAGINE WATCHING DOCTOR WHO AND YOUR KID HAS A FAVOURITE DOCTOR AND THEY’RE RUNNING AROUND BEING FANTASTIC AND YOU’RE SO HAPPY AND IT’S WONDERFUL
2damnfeisty: foreverpruned: somethingnotnatural: hilegunslingers: satanstruemistress: grimmzai: un-original-fan: peppermint3y3candy: oh hell no fucking nope. FUCK THAT. I think this movie traumatized a generation. I used to own this game.
save who you can save.
jmma-simmons:Pros of an 8 AM class: - I get to see the sunrise - making the most of my day? - who am I kidding - there are no pros - I am so tired - I can’t feel my face - somebody help me
reallyreallyreallytrying:the people who made cannons had no idea how many kids in coastal towns would be sitting on them
kiltedpatriot:porterkinythingsv2:“No, Christina dear, the duct tape I used to tie you up & gag you with last night, was NOT that wide! Who are you kidding?!” LOL!
legothorin: Alcohol: check. Shock Blanket: check. Bilbo don’t drink it all already, we’re not even there yet! [x] Team Durins & Baggins ready for their upcoming BOTFA experience. Oh who am I kidding. No one can be ready for that. T_T Awesome
nikkis-double-ds: I’m an angel. Ha! Who am I kidding. No one. Horns hold the halo up ;) ;)
yuugurenai: Haikyuu!! — Karasuno High members
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storybook-magic: “Freedom is for honest people. No man who is not himself honest can be free – he is his own trap.” (by urbancitylife)
The truth is, I am a one of those few people who actually cares when I ask "What's wrong?". The only problem is that usually I have no idea what to say afterwards or how to make it better. I try not to use phrases like "That sucks", or "I'm sorry", but
poundthislatinbubble: menifee87: lillyrosaura: quietstorm-thundathighs: colachampagnedad: “bitch i got kids too, TURN UP.” “is this choreographed?” “What’s yo number?” “Nigga no!” 😂😂 “Who speaker is this, Im bout to
no: this is why you cant have sympathy for those lame ass geeky white kids who sat alone during lunch. theyre always like this. White people desperately search for reasons to fuck with black people. Like nigga mind your furry ass nosy ass hipster ass
thawties: calamity-cain: death-list-five: fight-0ff-yourdem0ns: pongoplease: Like seriously I wish we had a more comprehensive sex education program in the U.S. You know how many guys I know who had no idea an unaroused vagina is only 2-3 inches
you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me I hate putting furniture together rAAAAAAAAGSHOGH I have no patience for this!! isn’t it simpler to just stack books rather than to put together a bookshelffff omggggg
would you guys still love me even if im furry trash
1143goodz: this kid i used to pick on made a bet that if his gf saw both are cocks an said mine was nicer i get to fuck her. im on the right hes on the left i think you no whos cocked she sucked next
hugeloadontits: This guy’s cum is way too thick! He shot Caulk out his dick lol! Who am I kidding? There’s no such thing as a cumshot that’s too thick, especially when a nice BIG set of tits accompanies it!For the love of big tits and cum, follow
richtextadventures: JOHN: but… JOHN: i don’t actually have my wallet? TEREZI: YOU DONT? JOHN: no. JOHN: i lost it years ago. JOHN: i think i gave it to… JOHN: damn. who was it. JOHN: liv tyler, the bunny? JOHN: or was it that short chess dude.
jmma-simmons:Pros of an 8 AM class:- I get to see the sunrise- making the most of my day? - who am I kidding - there are no pros - I am so tired - I can’t feel my face - somebody help me
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