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skookumthesamoyed: Baby can’t get comfy
rundalek:The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.— F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
no-encores:From serebii.net: The Pokémon Presents has revealed a brand new game, Pokémon Legends: Arceus. This game is a new style of game by Game Freak set in old time Sinnoh and will release in Early 2022. Pokémon Legends: Arceus is a new experience
no you can’t you adorable little shit
vandigo: bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill: one-lastmiracle: intangible-rice: When I was 17 my appendix ruptured because I thought I was just having period cramps and didn’t go to the hospital so don’t tell me PMS symptoms are no big deal this
transistor is due out in like 12 hours and I finally got the last achievement in Bastion amazing what I can do on a deadline but that shit was so intense my hands are trembling
no but can we talk about how in five episodes Etta managed to be a deeper, more fleshed-out character than some are in entire seasons? and how OLIVIA who last saw this girl at three wakes up to a hardened warrior for a daughter, one who will torture to
: Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?
nogfhaver:wilbr: baddragontoys: For a limited time this internet sensation will show you just how pleasing one half of a halftime show can be! Grab our “Left Shark“ soon before he awkwardly dances away. :0( how could you do this. I’m going
slutwhat: am i the only one who doesn’t understand how people in movies can stay home and wear shoes and like sit on there bed and have shoes on and go eat food and have shoes on and brush their teeth with shoes on like wot r u doin
deansass: the-kellic-ship: deansass: dear Australians, Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed,
no-lasko: “Can I have your autograph?” commission
no 1 can be illa ~odb voice~
“ No! I can’t take this anymore! This is cruel. Too cruel! “
People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol. Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago. Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago. 2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago. There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11. There are girls
safeanclsound: Can you imagine
Can I help you?
Can you show me the basics? (Luckied)
can i have a mulligan on the past 3 years?
Can you feel it?
No one can resist a Country Boys
matt-delancy: If you’re talking morning, I guess we can make it work. Wonderful! Sorry, I’m a morning person. Well - when I have something to look forward to doing in the morning besides work. Haha.
jordan-reet: Well if you don’t think you’ll be sleeping you can always come over to my place.. I’d hate to keep you up past your bedtime….
jordan-reet: @jordanreet:there is only one girl in the world that can wear this and look so incredibly sexy doing it, that’s you. @AnnaBanks: you’re just bias because it’s your baseball hat. ;P
No One Can Help You Here, Baby...
No race can afford to neglect the enlightenment of its mothers.
finlandiyeah: ITS SO CUTE HOW EVERYONE HAS THAT ONE LIL THING THAT THEY CAN JUST TALK ABOUT FOREVER AND NOT GET TIRED ABOUT AND THEY’RE ALL SO DIFFERENT FROM EACH OTHER LIKE IT COULD BE LANGUAGES OR COWS OR PLANES OR COFFEE AND ITS JUST SO GREAT
glowbat:I can’t remember her face
homoelitism: comcastkills: someone literally blocked me because I said “only girls can have goth gfs” ASFHHFJGJFJFHFHDF @genderphage does this make me a girl, then?
i think i’m done with playing dmmd for the day, i’m sort of drained. hopefully i didn’t annoy anyone with my liveblogging (which is tagged, anyway, so it can easily be blacklisted…), but a thank you to those who enjoyed it i
higgzorz: smalltittyanime: higgzorz: can you illegally download cummies cummies… hacked daddy’s in
No, I can't speak Korean... but the stuff that comes out of my mouth when I sing it is close enough.
Can We Guess How Old You Are Based On Your “Star Wars” Opinions?
No leader can be too far ahead of his followers.
no one can ever tell me the cast/crew of teen wolf doesn’t read fan fiction. I mean really guys we have a demon!stiles now. i feel like they had a discussion about it demon!stiles or sterek canon? and Dylan and Tyler were screaming sterek. but
: “and can’t turn back for you.”
No one can hear you
thechanelmuse: misstaylorsaid: thechanelmuse: Laurence Fishburne talks black-ish with Rosie Perez and Whoopi Goldberg He unapologetically went in and Rosie wasn’t ready lmaoo. Rosie was giving that, “you can’t say that in front of white folks,”
pettycrocker: can’t stand nosey ass people
jamesyouth: omgitsbrilliant: livindavidaloki: redhjedi: The Hulk ain’t never lied. I can’t even express how much respect I have for Mark Ruffalo. The dude’s on the US terrorism watchlist for fuck’s sake. Omg, it’s true. Pimp
bae-stop-playin: you know its brick when you can actually see your breath
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: THIS FROM THE ONION. Home ownership is a myth, don’t pay your property taxes and your shit is going in the street. True, but if your county has a high number of liens/dwindling tax base you can stay in the house
kauaii94: rudegyalchina: theryanproject: Facts 😂 I can’t relate Correction: Day One and Day Two Reason why I love my job: pays every Wednesday
babybattershawty: if a girl is talking to you candidly about how itchy her vagina can be sometimes it generally means you ain’t scratching it any time soon my guy
alwaysthestudent: You can’t call J Cole fans corny if you listen to Drake.
alyssaayaan: majestic-peanut: OOOOOOOOO BITCH!! this make me not even want red hair no more Damn.
kingjaffejoffer: They need to incorporate popular music into the gymnast’s floor routine.You can’t tell me you wouldn’t get hype as fuck seeing niggas do flips while the Ruff Ryders Anthem is playing
jaileyrhode: Lena Dunham: *is an unfunny, openly child molesting, white feminist with a sense of entitlement that can ONLY be rivaled by meninists and Donald Trump* ODELL DIDN’T PAY ATTENTION TO ME, IT’S CLEARLY BECAUSE I’M FAT AND WHITE, NOT BECAUSE
sapphiredoves: lolallday08: straightedgedhigh: angrychicano: iwillneverstopgoinghard: This is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my whole life White boys ran towards the danger ^ I CAN’T FUCKING BREATH. The best part is that I’d be running
diordeathstare: Currently I can still hear that sound she makes…
I’m still mad about the car one, I miss my lil Mitsubishi. Now I got a dad truck. I can’t even put a sub in there. He right about that one.
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