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just-shower-thoughts: If you know you have a stalker, that stalker isn’t doing a great job.
no mom you dont understand
just-shower-thoughts: If I were a judge, every time someone finished speaking in court I’d yell “Well I’ll be the judge of that.”
just-shower-thoughts: What if aliens visited Earth during the Jurassic Period, found it to be occupied with a bunch of mean, giant lizards and thought “Well, fuck this planet” and never came back?
just-shower-thoughts: “False Information” spelled backwards is “false information”
just-shower-thoughts: What if fetishes are inherited genetically but none of us know because we are all too awkward and embarrased to admit them to our families.
just-shower-thoughts: In the Toy Story universe, since the toys are alive that would include the sex toys too…
just-shower-thoughts: People always joke about browsing reddit all day at work, but for the people who work at buzzfeed it probably is their job.
Just a friendly reminder..
just-shower-thoughts: If woman only got pregnant when they orgasm, teen pregnancy wouldn’t be as much of a problem.
just-shower-thoughts: if a woman gets pregant with a boy she will be litterally growing a pair
just-shower-thoughts: Everyone who gets caught in rip-tides and dies in the ocean is technically killed by the moon.
just-shower-thoughts: If two mind readers read each other’s mind, whose mind are they reading?
just-shower-thoughts: Virginity is the one thing in the world where people actively seek someone with zero experience as if that would somehow make them more qualified for the task.
just-shower-thoughts: There are potentially thousands of days in my life that I have forgotten completely and will never recall and I’m not completely sure I’m ok with that.
just-shower-thoughts: An ultrasound is like a teaser trailer for your baby.
just-shower-thoughts: 6.9 is 69 ruined by a period
just-shower-thoughts: Dr. Oz is like the Buzzfeed of doctors.
just-shower-thoughts: We’re likely less than a generation away from the question “Do you smoke?” being generally interpreted as marijuana rather than tobacco.
just-shower-thoughts: Thanks to the internet, I will likely die having seen more unique naked women and men than my entire line of ancestors.
just-shower-thoughts: Earth worms are like dirt submarines
just-shower-thoughts: Eminem should make a line of sunglasses and call them Slim Shadys
just-shower-thoughts: We should change LOL to NE (nose exhale) because that’s all we really do when we see something funny online.
just-shower-thoughts: By having sex, you are continuing your family’s oldest tradition.
no: sportsgoth: benzodiazeplease:nicki minaj makes me wanna like….go to the gym every morning and not text any fuckboys and wear bright lipstick and do my squats and constantly spit fire game at pretty faced boys and girls, that’s how inspiring
just-shower-thoughts: Two people can be born the at the exact same moment on earth, and still have different birthdays.
just-shower-thoughts: Female cockroaches should be called cuntroaches
just-shower-thoughts: In the past, the poor were skinny and the rich were fat. Now it’s the other way around.
just-shower-thoughts: I bet Chick-fil-A is open on Sunday in heaven.
just-shower-thoughts: If other people didn’t tell you how old you are, you wouldn’t know.
just-shower-thoughts: Charlie the tuna is disturbing. He’s selling you tuna and he’s a tuna.
no:witchstock: IM SCREAMING WHAT IS THIS LMFAOOO FUCK ?
just-shower-thoughts: Fake pockets in women’s pants should be called mockets.
just-shower-thoughts: Premature babies are really the same age as their full-term counterparts, but on paper they’re technically older.
no: stevenuniversefanclub: lmaoooooooo LMAOOOO STOP
just-shower-thoughts: If you were able to turn invisible, you’d be blind while using your power because the light would pass right through your invisible retinas.
