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workingitinportland: intergalactictrashqueen: trashfirefallon: No one puts drugs in kid’s halloween candy. Especially not expensive drugs. Here’s the snopes article and stop tagging me in that post. Fun fact: you want to know where the whole
indirispeaks: astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry reblogging for last comment
wickedlywenchy: The kids day off yesterday has thrown my schedule into a tizzy. I didn’t realize today was not only Tuesday….but FAT Tuesday. So here is a fat tuesday selfie…..out if the shower so no makeup so BE NICE !!!!
chocobabydolly: Im so horny daddy…im always horny for a big daddy dick in my tight little pussy but i have no daddy here to play with me. I’ve been told by someone that i should not be showing my face because someday when i have kids, they may see
defiantdefinition: Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying
skate-dog: notactuallyherenotreally: haussofkm: mockeryd: Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS The cutest thing ever. is no one gonna mention how it gives the kid a playstation controller? like ‘here small
sourcedumal: the-real-eye-to-see: Nine-year-old Brendan O’Brien loves theater, so when he had to choose an icon to honor for a Black History Month project at school, the decision was a no-brainer. Look at this kid! He is so brave not just to put
transyoite: yungrufio: megasumpex: shout out to the kids and adults who have memory problems, who get yelled and screamed at by their families for not remembering things or over-remembering. remembering things no one else seems to remember but still
hairyadict: longandwindingroad51: scrumptioussaladsalad: noctea: being born in 97/98/99 is frustrating bc like… are we millenials?? Maybe! Are we generation Z?? Maybe!! Are we 90s kids? Not really! Are we emotionally and mentally stable? No t rea
eziocauthon89: inoticeyoureanerdfighter: are you kidding me rn The fact that there are no blog names that repeat in this image is a true testament.I’m not sure what it’s a testament to, but it is.
hiatus-is-killing-me: jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend: a tEENAGER???… withPOLITCIAL OPINIONS?? no… politics for adults. this not affect you. go sit at kids table (5 min later) this new generation of teenagers doesn’t care about anything besides
onlyblackgirl: fortune-ately: blcksol: h4tchin: whatisthat-velvet: This speaks volumes. My god. Black kids are not seen as children I love her “take no shit” attitude at such a young age. Yes. THIS IS WHY I LOVE HER Black children are always
wickedlywenchy: The kids day off yesterday has thrown my schedule into a tizzy. I didn’t realize today was not only Tuesday….but FAT Tuesday. So here is a fat tuesday selfie…..out if the shower so no makeup so BE NICE !!!! Damn, as much as
jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend: a tEENAGER???… withPOLITCIAL OPINIONS?? no… politics for adults. this not affect you. go sit at kids table
captawesomesauce: I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after
shamisen-says-meow: 37roses: loungezombie: apersnicketylemon: confuesedmortal: Can we just talk about how this kid puts every pro choice argument I’ve ever heard to shame? LMAO NO SHE REALLY DOESN’T Here’s why 1. A fetus is not sentient or
jellygod: petitedeath: tarararajean: goldroadtonowhere: tarajeanfm: Please I beg you If your kids think that they’re trans Let them take puberty blockers It’s completely reversible Puberty is not Do it for the children had no idea these were
mooncalfe:astromot:prettyboyshyflizzy:stardusted:at this point I don’t even know what to saymy kids not having no white friends im sorry lol
wirsinddiepotatogirl: tsunderman:did-you-kno:NOT COUSINS.SourceHeterosexuals strike again You have no idea how confused I was as a kid…
cum-guzzling-nut-qeen: Thats right bitch now im in control. How do you like me now mrs.moffit? Looks like im not a six grade kid you can pick on anymore. You taught us about no hitting or kicking but what about smashing? You know, like what im about
babiesandbones: ugly-bread: patrickat: elliegalaxies: the-anti-fandom: littlezombiekid: Forever reblog No. I’m eating. I don’t wanna see you hang out your goddamn tits while I have food. My kids don’t wanna see it. It’s not some misogynistic
37roses: loungezombie: apersnicketylemon: confuesedmortal: Can we just talk about how this kid puts every pro choice argument I’ve ever heard to shame? LMAO NO SHE REALLY DOESN’T Here’s why 1. A fetus is not sentient or aware and doesn’t
carries-fishers: What are the important rules you live by?Be kind. Don’t hurt other people. It’s all the sort of Christian ethics stuff I thought was bullshit when I was a kid. No, it turns out it’s not bullshit. Tell the truth, be kind, all
astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry
astromot:prettyboyshyflizzy:stardusted:at this point I don’t even know what to saymy kids not having no white friends im sorry
blackgirlsparadise: thatprettymvthafvcka: goldbriccs: thegreatviino: African American Horror Story crying Us Black kids know not to answer “what” to our parents. And the ones that let it slip out are no longer with us.
daddysfucktoys: Charlotte I told you that the kids are not to play video games on school nights! Now strip before I cut your clothes off. No pay tonight. This will be your pay. Open your mouth!
pfdiva: fwips: captawesomesauce: I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats
moniquill: feelinranty: Mousecat? Elf cat, actually. No, not even kidding, that’s what this breed is called.
ddemonicc: thedailypibble: PSA from Manchester Animal Shelter (FB): Is this a cute picture? Do you see “cute” pictures of your friends’ kids on FB? No it isn’t cute, it’s an accident waiting to happen. That is not the look of love in that
I really think there is no way for me to be happy with my current family, and that really hurts. Ever since I was a kid I’ve known. I can see it in pictures of me where I’m the only one not smiling or I am trying to and my eyes just look so
I bet these kids recreating the Purge are a bunch of white boys with no home training who will not be punished
These white bitches were on the train talkin' about how neighborhoods they are in the process of gentrifying are ghetto. They said ghetto over 50 times in a 10 minute conversation. I kid you not. There was no seat available and the train was crowded so
astromot:prettyboyshyflizzy:stardusted:at this point I don’t even know what to saymy kids not having no white friends im sorry I was going to say that parents do this all the time with chicken pox so we shouldn’t be surprised at this level of
domiuno: rackmaestro64: bigbutnatural: Big, but natural😊 If this is not photo shopped, then it’s fuckin wicked! no kidding 4/18/15
thechronicchillpill: i have epilepsy and one of the biggest things that upset me as a kid is not being able to go to a certain place because “oh that place has lights that they specifically said were epileptic” it confused me to no end, if they
skate-dog: notactuallyherenotreally: haussofkm: mockeryd: Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS The cutest thing ever. is no one gonna mention how it gives the kid a playstation controller?like ‘here small
fundock: hauntedharlequins: 8lue-8lood-vriska-serket: not-so-rabid-homestuck-fan: notkatniss: I can’t believe this Kankri I choked on my fucking poptart My mom read us all these as kids. No lie.
filthygood: filthygood:Gloomy kids Saturday night no pants party and you’re not invited. From one place to another
niggasandcomputers: Black people have bigger lips from years of getting smacked in the mouth by parents when we say something we not supposed to. White kids say wth they want and that’s why they got no lips nor discipline
incestheaven: “After my wife died I never thought of any other woman. When my grand daughter decided to move in with me for her college I was hesitant. Not until I get to taste her tight cunt. We are even planing to have kids together, of course no
eziocauthon89:inoticeyoureanerdfighter:are you kidding me rnThe fact that there are no blog names that repeat in this image is a true testament.I’m not sure what it’s a testament to, but it is.
ravengettingfit-ohshit: No one stood up for her?…ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???!!! Since when did being a DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEING go out of the window!!?? I honestly cannot see how someone can just sit there and let that go on and not speak up!!!
shutupaubrey:so your waiter makes a mistake..they might still have kids at home? paying off student loans? need to make rent this month? need to eat, need to survive? human error is no reason not to tip
one-thing-1d: If you think this kid deserved to turn 7, REBLOG. If you DONT reblog this, you seriously have no heart. It will definitely say A LOT about you if you hit reblog for a picture of shoes or jewelry but not for this.
real-tranny-blog: Marry me? no kids though. and lets live in nor cal not so cal, so much nicer place to live. we can lay out under the trees and i can tongue your ass till you loose it ;)
haveahiddles: lokis-horse-child: According to Tom all Loki needs is a hug, so here is Tom giving him that special loving hug not even kidding i need a hug after making this it was a god damn ordeal No one loves Loki more than Tom does.
