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hiatus-is-killing-me: jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend: a tEENAGER???… withPOLITCIAL OPINIONS?? no… politics for adults. this not affect you. go sit at kids table (5 min later) this new generation of teenagers doesn’t care about anything besides
hairyadict: longandwindingroad51: scrumptioussaladsalad: noctea: being born in 97/98/99 is frustrating bc like… are we millenials?? Maybe! Are we generation Z?? Maybe!! Are we 90s kids? Not really! Are we emotionally and mentally stable? No t rea
sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said parent, and then I say “hey, this game is rated M for
flowury:kids are fun bc they dont give a shit and have no inclination of social norms. Im standing in the self checkout rn and this little girl has not broken eye contact for atleast 50 seconds
astromot:prettyboyshyflizzy:stardusted:at this point I don’t even know what to saymy kids not having no white friends im sorry Genius. They should do that with ebola too, I mean the mortality rate is a little higher but I mean come on! Think of
eziocauthon89:inoticeyoureanerdfighter: are you kidding me rn The fact that there are no blog names that repeat in this image is a true testament.I’m not sure what it’s a testament to, but it is.
grimphantom2: ninsegado91: no-lasko: Christmas Commission for ThaMan The things parents will go through to put kids through college and/or buy a bigger boat. Merry Christmas! She must be freezing lol And the outfit is not helping much lol
poopflow: andyswarhol: cariosus: UNGVFSJAK;DDFALFADJLS WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCKKK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME my goodness. my goodness my goodness. no this isn’t right at all. it’s not supposed to be like this.
rottenmeats: catbountry: loryshouldgetoff: WE’LL PUT DOGS INTO THE STORY OF JESUS SO WE CAN TRICK KIDS INTO WATCHING. HOPEFULLY THEY FOCUS ON JESUS AND NOT HOW CUTE THE DOGS ARE. Edit: No wonder that Lucas has been in shit. Can’t voice act for
thatpettyblackgirl: Not to mention the fact that, because of de facto educational segregation, black kids are less likely to have attended schools with pools, and thus had no/limited access to swimming as a PE credit/unit or extracurricular.
ask-googlechrome: And that’s the sound of dial-up! ((If you have no idea what this is, you’re not a true 90s kid)) XD!!!! OMFG *DEAD* THIS IS THE BEST.
heck-yeah-mary: quarium-mod: Is there anything to be said in here? yeah, starting a few days ago, Mary and I are officially a thing! We are super close and have some excellent chemistry. I kid you not! she’s amazing and there’s no one that gets
ask-king-sombra: But everything changed when the fire nation attacked. ((All OCs not previously introduced belong to their respective owners! Finally featuring contest winners lil-houndstooth, bellatrix-the-unicorn and The Scootaloo Kid (no Tumblr)!
alskylark: astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry Wasn’t this a South Park episode that came out 1998 and was about chickenpox?
ask-chibiarmin:
accio-hogwarts-bullshit: Gryffindor: Do you like my outfit? Slytherin: Not as much as I like what’s underneath it Gryffindor: Slytherin!Hufflepuff: Sly! Slytherin: No kidding, I really need your chair
get-a-life-i-have-99: This is very frakking true. The lazy parents who bitch and whine when a game is not right for their kid is on them. Second half, sure, but there is no way in hell that the average gamer is over 30 with a solid job.
copequinn: stumphandwentz: captawesomesauce: I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just
rumor busting: no, the kid hit in the head with a shovel did not die
generalbri: mammacarnage: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said parent, and then I say “hey,
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jacensolodjo: shiftythrifting: Every day I drive home to my house and pass this thrift store. I kid you not, this is for sale. No one’s bought it yet. People actually pose with this raptor, take pictures, and post it to social media. Cheers. @karlika
thedivascartoonist replied to your photo: wow, this looks INVITING!!!! I just spent like 15… I’M GONNA TAKE IT FROM YOU (just kidding, but yeah cool sheets.) OH NO YOUR NOT :D
Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying for me. They just called
queenaryanne-blog: When I hear women say “I’m definitely not a feminist.“ and “I think the man should work and the woman should stay home with the kids.“ I always think: “No, we should all have the same political, social and economic rights.“
fishingboatproceeds: ultrafunnypictures: Those two kids have seen Jurassic Park I asked Henry this question (he has not seen Jurassic Park), and he said, “No. How would we control them?”
rossalupus: Bloody hell, human/horsecock is not as common as i thought, Its no surprise that Dmitry is the best contender though, that kid loves Giant dicks
jcatgrl: euphoricdays: yes they do yes they do are you kidding i know so many guys that are super rude like out of nowhere what if they’re gay and also find him attractive is that a joke everyone is at least a little two faced no they won’t not
nowandforeverunstoppable: kapow95: strangelybeautifulworld: thereal-khaldrago: snark0lepsy: The Whitest Kids U’ Know x Fuck Not even an exaggeration and then by the time you get to high school no one recites it anymore (unless they’re THAT
jellygod: petitedeath: tarararajean: goldroadtonowhere: tarajeanfm: Please I beg you If your kids think that they’re trans Let them take puberty blockers It’s completely reversible Puberty is not Do it for the children had no idea these were
astromot:prettyboyshyflizzy:stardusted:at this point I don’t even know what to saymy kids not having no white friends im sorry
wowza-wowzers: im not even kidding. No matter how mediocre the idea is, i feel so intense and like theres a surge of energy in my body.
transyoite: yungrufio: megasumpex: shout out to the kids and adults who have memory problems, who get yelled and screamed at by their families for not remembering things or over-remembering. remembering things no one else seems to remember but still
gh0st-bunny: shingekinokyojinheaven: brojima: Fun family animes to watch with your kids!: Evangelion Madoka Magica Elfen Lied Higurashi Ringing Bell Attack on Titan School Days Boku no Pico Berserk Family or not Don’t. Ever. Watch attack on titan.
ddemonicc: thedailypibble: PSA from Manchester Animal Shelter (FB): Is this a cute picture? Do you see “cute” pictures of your friends’ kids on FB? No it isn’t cute, it’s an accident waiting to happen. That is not the look of love in that
roy-mustang-flamealchemist replied to your post “Mustang or Hawkeye. knowing entirely that the other would live alone.” Oh it’s not like I need that heart anyway. Yeah, no kidding!
shutupaubrey:so your waiter makes a mistake..they might still have kids at home? paying off student loans? need to make rent this month? need to eat, need to survive? human error is no reason not to tip
criz-lewdz: Ended up drawing a MILF Dragon (And no its not the kid underneath her)
defiantdefinition: Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying
love-is-not-over: homestackers: ask-all-the-traumas: i-made-him-say-comfychairs: amroyounes: Life hacks mixed with a few great inventions! the kids drive in one is great!! LO WUIERO Y NO LO NECESITO use the corn one on somebodys dick ^^^ two
clarkwaters: Haha! That is not true Anna! You’re beautiful no matter how early or late it is. (Smiles) I’m sure Jordan would agree with me 100% [ Laughs ] He better agree with that statement, he’s my boyfriend. Kidding. But in all honesty
godzillanon: Naruto is the kind of dad who, despite not being great at them, will play video games with his kids. Boruto is weirdly proud of this because no one else’s dad will play video games with them, and Himawari just loves playing with her dad
grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said parent, and then I say “hey, this
wollowock: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said parent, and then I say “hey, this game is
ponpongoawei: i say “buy me things” a lot for someone who has a fit of guilt every time someone pays for my lunch
astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry
6balls:if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD
bramblepatch:I’m sorry if no one’s explained this to you before but a content creator telling you that their work isn’t for minors and it’s not their responsibility to jump through hoops to keep it from you is an adult looking out for kids. they’re
ms-demeanor:I am absolutely not joking at all when I say that The Sixth Sense should be required as teaching material when you’re trying to get kids to learn about why color matters.No, the red DOESN’T mean love or violence or passion, however the
nicolepickle: vivianhy: Not again.. oh no.. are you kidding me? haha are they making these songs/videos on purpose? smh.
blackcooliequeenreign: astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry IF ONLY
kimreesesdaughter: Here’s what angers me the most. Our Black youth. Our children. Not only are they destroying the mental health of our generation and our parents…they are robbing Black kids of their childhoods. No way in hell should my 10 year old
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