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astupidfaggotcuntdoeswhatitstold: SINCE HIS WIFE DIED HE JUST SAW THE KID AS AN OBJECT - HE EVEN TOOK HIM TO THE DENTIST TO HAVE ALL HIS TEETH FILED DOWN SO HE COULD BETTER TAKE A SKULL FUCK - THE MAN FELT NO GUILT AND ACTUALLY DID NOT SPEAK TO THE CUNT
skate-dog: notactuallyherenotreally: haussofkm: mockeryd: Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS The cutest thing ever. is no one gonna mention how it gives the kid a playstation controller? like ‘here small
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2013/10/04/burningangel-vada/Vada is joining the new school club. The Larping Club is filled with geeky kids who like to act out their games because playing on the game console is not enough. Vada had no idea what to expect
alexdesideri: must practice moves. no kidding. it takes a lot to learn to move gracefully, sexy and not be totally self conscious specially since we didn’t grow up like that as we skipped our teenage years as girls where you learn by fooling around!
thatchickwiththegifs: Dislike the new movie all you want. Really, no one is going to stop you and you have every right not to like it. But the fact that this movie is inspiring for kids, especially little girls, is what really matters. If it makes them
grimphantom2: ninsegado91: no-lasko: Christmas Commission for ThaMan The things parents will go through to put kids through college and/or buy a bigger boat. Merry Christmas! She must be freezing lol And the outfit is not helping much lol
carries-fishers: What are the important rules you live by?Be kind. Don’t hurt other people. It’s all the sort of Christian ethics stuff I thought was bullshit when I was a kid. No, it turns out it’s not bullshit. Tell the truth, be kind, all
-Oh my god, he is still not coming! He’ll tear my ass apart!-Well, what can I do?-I know! Lick his butt. Goblins always cum after that-Are you kidding me?! No way! It was your idea to fuck this beast and now I have to lick his ass?-A-ah! Please! I can’t
myincestwishes: “Damn, bro! You were no kidding. Your daughter has an amazing mouth.” “I told you. I take all the chances to fuck that mouth when her mother is not around. Are you enjoying sucking uncle’s cock, baby?” “Uh-hm
preciousblackpearl: For all i know, he had a stunning wife and 4 kids…maybe one of those cute SUV’s with bumper stickers all over the back.Today, however, he was no more than a fat white cock looking to dump a hot load. Not knowing or caring who
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I want your lips in public But we both know the world ain’t ready for that yet So take my hand, in secret Take my heart and put it in your pocket I want the limelight with you [x] ..or the streetlight in an empty parking lot, that’ll do.
loves2control: little-ms-not-so-innocent: whoredefiler: Come on, I know you can put up more of a fight than that. No kidding. I don’t care how angry you are with me Slave. I will use you whenever I please. Fight all you want just adds a little
I wish I would not need to date no more just kidding ;)
marlonsbrando:“When I hear women say “I’m definitely not a feminist.“ and “I think the man should work and the woman should stay home with the kids.“ I always think: “No, we should all have the same political, social and economic rights.“
raw-clips:Dude Hits A Guy With A Bike For Smashing A Chick In Front Of A Children’s Play Area!No matter how horny, not around kids…
damncalmdownsparta: piercetheheartsoftheyoung: fag-ology: haha the girl in the chair has no idea where to put her hands; but damn, girl has moves. HOW WOULD YOU NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR HANDS WITH THAT ALL OVER YOU ARE YOU KIDDING oh my god.
fuckyeahmodernfamily: “Yeah. Our kids walked in on us. We were, as they say, having sex.”“That’s not a euphemism Phil, that’s exactly what we were doing; having sex. In front of our children.”“Well they weren’t there when we started.”“No.”“In
bellalaghostie: absinthecorpse: Top- kids.. this is Jason Voorhees done by Kane Hodder Bottom- this is a hobo schmuck wearing a hockey mask For the record Freddy vs Jason sucked… thank you new line cinema Oh heck no, how can you not appreciate Freddy
kimellison227: dongbangsexual: I always feel so thrilled when new fans join the fandom.Let me start off by telling you that when you enter this fandom, be prepared because well I’M JUST KIDDING NOT REALLY PLS DON’T RUN AWAYAnd no! Of course it’s
workhubby99: What a great thing to see! And that’s quite a strong zipper :-) I hope my tits are not too big for you. Are you kidding me, you have no idea how hot and slutty you look. Like McDonald’s I’m lovin it.
nofacenohassle: jvilleslutsexposed:Katie 28, married, cheats on her husband and has no standards, not bad for 3 kids thoughmore amateur wife reblog herehttp://nofacenohassle.tumblr.com/tagged/p6
turbo-kitty: Seriously, people shouldn’t be talking to me if you are 15 and follow me on tumblr, just not ok and this is why I don’t share my kik anymore my grammar is awful but i really didnt want to spend time talking to this kid Absolutely no
minorcharactershavefeelingstoo: epiphanyofstupidity: artist-with-a-dutch-accent: raeraerewind: mynamehasthreevowels: FOREVER REBLOG. No matter how many times it comes on my dash. This too awesome. Bitches best not mess with that kid. He’ll fuck
ladyjsnaughtycorner: I can him standing by the door. Maybe he’ll ask me for more money…? That’s what kids do, isn’t it? No… Not my baby… He wants something else… I can tell… He wants to bury is face between mama’s thick thighs!
captawesomesauce: I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after
wowza-wowzers: im not even kidding. No matter how mediocre the idea is, i feel so intense and like theres a surge of energy in my body.
awildnothing: laughingbigtime: If you think this kid deserved to turn 7, REBLOG. If you DONT reblog this, you seriously have no heart. It will definitely say A LOT about you if you hit reblog for a picture of shoes or jewelry but not for this. Please
Um, no, madam construct, I’m not a human, I’m something else, perhaps a dolphin? Or a chimpanzee? Ah, whom I kidding, just lock me up already.
Remember kids, if you don’t have interested in a indie comic in which happen to have a black female lead you’re a racist. I mean it’s not because you don’t like mediocre writers like Cameron Stewart or the cartoony style of Babs Tarr, no, is
elshalarossa: Remember kids, no laughing in the dungeon. (Do as I say, not as I do.)
elshalarossa:Remember kids, no laughing in the dungeon. (Do as I say, not as I do.)
When your bias has his hair fucking pushed back with a new hair color that makes him look like a sex god and you love it so much and you are not even kidding because he looks so glorious that you hate him for doing this to you and you have no idea how
comeswithasword: there’s this kid at my school and he looks like Kenichi Matsuyama only younger and not as cute and it reminds me of the perfection no one else will ever get to reach and then I feel something
skate-dog: notactuallyherenotreally: haussofkm: mockeryd: Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS The cutest thing ever. is no one gonna mention how it gives the kid a playstation controller? like ‘here small
America is the kinda place where you could be a black guy with his kid walking down a street, not doing anything bad or suspicious, then a cop could - for no real reason - shoot your son dead, shoot you in the spine making you disabled for life, then
astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry
trashfirefallon: monsters-and-teeth: intergalactictrashqueen: trashfirefallon: No one puts drugs in kid’s halloween candy. Especially not expensive drugs. Here’s the snopes article and stop tagging me in that post. Fun fact: you want to
the-knights-are-not-dead: higher-order: comcastkills: tumblr, where I have to explain why child labor is wrong to 27 year old libertarians Some kids literally have no choice but to work because their family is desperately poor. Are you going to prevent
jumpingjacktrash: drawsaurus: this is a kids’ movie about threesomes writers: so it’s about these two dudes and they’re married studio: no gay stuff! writers: ummm ok we added a girl studio: and took out the gay stuff? writers: it’s not gay if
relishboi: svt-seokhoon-17: relishboi: no artstyle can be as bad as this abomination Have you not met 12 to 14 year olds on Tumblr are you listening to yourself? are you actually seriously saying this to me right now? ok so youre saying some kids
r-you-kidding-me:Fans: Do you want to talk about Aziraphale and Crowley ’s relationship NeilNeil Gaiman: No not reallyMichael Sheen: I doFans: We know MichaelMichael Sheen, tearing up: They’re marriedFans: We know Michael
6balls:if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD
doctorguilty:Not to sound like an old fart here but my philosophy about video games is like. A kid living out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere with no internet access for miles should be able to purchase a game from walmart, take that game home, put it
turnpikeghosts:turnpikeghosts:existing in dec 2021 feels increasingly like you’re the last nerdy kid in dodgeball like you made it this far by hanging in the back and making no sudden movements but OH BOY THATS NOT ENOUGH ANYMORE
fiovske:ashfurthepoorlittlemeowmeow: No, kids should not have unsupervised acess to the internet. Yes, I got that and it was the best thing that ever happened to me. Its a paradox.
that-lesbian-kid: weekend-the-deepend: depthsofhades: ailuroidea: ifyoureallycared: “People have decided how they are going to perceive her. No matter how many times she smiles, they’ll put in the one picture where she’s not smiling.” - Robert
jellygod: petitedeath: tarararajean: goldroadtonowhere: tarajeanfm: Please I beg you If your kids think that they’re trans Let them take puberty blockers It’s completely reversible Puberty is not Do it for the children had no idea these were
grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said parent, and then I say “hey, this
chocobabydolly: Im so horny daddy…im always horny for a big daddy dick in my tight little pussy but i have no daddy here to play with me. I’ve been told by someone that i should not be showing my face because someday when i have kids, they may see
pancakemilkshake: hyperchaotix: officialdeadlinejon: officialdeadlinejon: political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up I
gothgfs: ok: not wanting kids not ok: having no empathy for children and thinking emotionally abusing them is okay
s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said
muffinlance:goatsghost:Bato was scowling in the direction of the noise. “Could Toklo or Panuk take him in a fight?”“…Probably not.” Not given how slippery the kid was while half-delirious. He was a fighter, and no mistaking. “Then why
hyperchaotix: officialdeadlinejon: officialdeadlinejon: political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up I think old people do
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