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penrosesun:ashfurthepoorlittlemeowmeow:No, kids should not have unsupervised acess to the internet. Yes, I got that and it was the best thing that ever happened to me. Its a paradox. It’s not a paradox – it’s a different net.When we were
pancakemilkshake: hyperchaotix: officialdeadlinejon: officialdeadlinejon: political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up I
daddysboiwhore3: “u say ur 16?” “ya” “and ur a virgin?” “ya” no fuckin way bro. this kid wasnt no fuckin virgin. 1st of all he begged me not 2 wear a condom then he said it was ok 2 blow my wad inside him. u shoulda seen his asshole
haiku-oezu: pancakemilkshake: hyperchaotix: officialdeadlinejon: officialdeadlinejon: political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack
s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said
pancakemilkshake: hyperchaotix: officialdeadlinejon: officialdeadlinejon: political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up I think
gothgfs: ok: not wanting kids not ok: having no empathy for children and thinking emotionally abusing them is okay
ask-the-two-earls: pajamaprodigy: nullvoid0: “my kids are just sociopaths” nono nononononononononononononononofucknononononononononononononononononononoonnoonooonnoooonnonnonoononononono no. lemongrab and lemongrab 2 are not sociopaths. do not
lambitymoon: AND IT’S DONE! \(^O^)/ The “cool kids” were so precious! Especially Buck Dewey who was okay with his Dad not loving him as much as his voters. No daddy issues for him! I wasn’t sure to add Rose Quartz or not, but we should always
hyperchaotix: officialdeadlinejon: officialdeadlinejon: political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up I think old people do
delicately-interconnected: tarajeanmedia: Please I beg you If your kids think that they’re trans Let them take puberty blockers It’s completely reversible Puberty is not Do it for the children What the fuck no do not give your children hormone
slootorp10: wickedlywenchy: The kids day off yesterday has thrown my schedule into a tizzy. I didn’t realize today was not only Tuesday….but FAT Tuesday. So here is a fat tuesday selfie…..out if the shower so no makeup so BE NICE !!!! No way
profoundsavage: crazedhappiness: s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they
geekygallifreyan: sergeantjerkbarnes: #he watches steve so closely#and that’s not really adoration in his expression#no#that’s determination#and resolve#because even though steve’s not that skinny kid anymore#bucky looks at him like he’s something
samwinchesterappreciation: #sit down kids #I’m having soulless!sam feelings again #look at the last one! #there is no malice there #there is no sadistic intent #he’s not trying to be rude to that woman #he just has zero filter #and the sarcasm
realfemdomwife: Male not in chastity - ME: “Hunni, would you ever wear girls panties for me?” HIM: No! Are you kidding? Not in a million years! Male im chastity after 7+ days - ME “Hunni, put these panties on and I’ll tease your cock”. HIM:
Listen to me, kid: I am not in any book. I’m a real person. And I’m no savior. You were right about one thing, though. I wanted you to have your best chance. But it’s not with me. [x]
thefatgawd: dredgenyor: s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need
icanhelpyouthere: marauderserablog: the-padfoots:Dear Prongs, No surprise, your and Lily’s son turned out to be the best kid in the world. Not exactly sure how much of a part I had to play in that, but I hope you’re happy and not too deeply regretting
sergeantjerkbarnes: #he watches steve so closely#and that’s not really adoration in his expression#no#that’s determination#and resolve#because even though steve’s not that skinny kid anymore#bucky looks at him like he’s something to protect at
itsatiepoproductions: akumathedestroy: dork-wraith: the-groose-caboose: s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid
darkinternalthoughts:A reminder. This blog is for those over 18 or whatever the legal age is in your area. Not for kids. And especially not for underage cows. Adult cows only. No heifers at the Cowbaret.
theofficialdemon-dean: ansgar-amergin: s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell
domnator2:As if this helps. Still, here goes: Thank you to my 20,000 followers, but if you are not 18, come on, kid, beat it. No, not like that. Scram. Get lost. Fuck off. Whatever you understand, just stop following me. There. You happy, tumblr?
olddcassettes: shadowwobbuffet: i’m not just pro-choice i’m pro-abortion always no matter the circumstances abort 100% of the time no more kids ever Hahah
blatantthirst: guzma-reader-sin: gentlefemdomboy: kinkyuserboxes: This user does not support minors in kink Reblogging b/c for some reason I’m STILL GETTING MINORS FOLLOWING ME. THIS BLOG IS NOT FOR KIDS. I WILL BLOCK YOU. JESUS. No minors please!
thenycdoll: pro tip: when a married man is fucking you but still goes home to his wife and kids at night don’t trust him to not fuck you over. no tea no shade but I’ll never understand how girls get so upset when guys who clearly weren’t shit
shauni-poynter: McFly on the wall top 5 moments | in no particular order. Episode one:Tom and Harry’s banter.Tom: You not had any lunch mate, you’re not starving?Harry: Are you kidding me? I’ve eaten three pastries, a bag of nuts.Tom: Mate, you’ve
taylorswift-daydream-look: this-is-taylorswift: rudeinterruptions13: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS THERE THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL BUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELTS KIDS whhahaaaaaaa NO NO PLEASE AHUT UP
dragondeviant: sting-rae11: s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need
ixnay-on-the-oddk: joz600: ixnay-on-the-oddk: mistymoonbeam: ixnay-on-the-oddk: No makeup but my outfit is cute as hell 😊🍀 my ass you’re not wearing makeup… who do you think you’re kidding? I wear eyelash extensions that do not come
superwholockedhunter: - Weed DOES kill brain cells- Animals SHOULD NOT be given “vegan diets”- Kids and adults NEED vaccinations- ALL humans are humans and deserve to be treated equally- NO ONE is more important than anyone else- Feminism is NOT
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