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twomario: yumeshunketsu: twomario: yumeshunketsu: twomario: Do not lose your game in Splatoon, kids!Splatoon is owned by Nintendo Love the fucking shit out of you right now. Haha, I am glad you like it Yumes! No no my friend~ Love! Hehe these
diaemyung: coyoteandcatfish: glyndarling: the-real-seebs: diaemyung: No means no The cheerful-kitty facial expression really sells it. (The bonus joke is that one of the pictured vibrators is NOT safe for anal play. Kids; if it doesn’t
s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually:grandtheft-autotune:sting-rae11:Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said parent,
glamaphonic: moniquill: No guys, I need to stop and talk about something in this movie and how fucking revolutionary it was; something that I haven’t seen in a movie before or since. This is a movie about a kid who leaves her birth family. Not a kid
moniquill: No guys, I need to stop and talk about something in this movie and how fucking revolutionary it was; something that I haven’t seen in a movie before or since. This is a movie about a kid who leaves her birth family. Not a kid who find that
s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said
lacigreen: nothatsnotdialectical: George Zimmerman: ‘It Was God’s Plan’ For Me To Kill Trayvon Martin ARE YOU KIDDING “Is there anything you might do differently in retrospect?”“No.” HOW ABOUT NOT KILL THE KID, HOW ABOUT
at-her-feet: fellowsart: The storyline is not really mine although I modeled the character after my favorite muse right now, the same actor kid who I think looks perfect in the positions. And there is no debate on whether or not he’s enjoying himself.
randomgeeknamedbrent: s-shutup-its-not-like-i-actually: grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent
kissesfromprorinceayroc: that-filipino-kid: 1. no one will Reblog this. 2. no one will Like this post 3. This will not get hundred of notes because of no.1 and 2 4. If you don’t love him then keep scrolling. 5. if you love him reblog this 6. Remember,
that-filipino-kid: 1. no one will Reblog this. 2. no one will Like this post 3. This will not get hundred of notes because of no.1 and 2 4. If you don’t love him then keep scrolling. 5. if you love him reblog this 6. Remember, He Died just erase our
pancakemilkshake: hyperchaotix: officialdeadlinejon: officialdeadlinejon: political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up I
incorrect48quotes: Acchan: Sorry you couldn’t come to the wedding, it was no kids. Rei: It’s okay, I’ll go to your next one. Acchan: Wow. Takamina: She just means when she’s not a kid anymore. Rei: She knows what I mean. Acchan:
hyperchaotix: officialdeadlinejon: officialdeadlinejon: political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up I think old people do
problemnyatic:penrosesun:ashfurthepoorlittlemeowmeow:No, kids should not have unsupervised acess to the internet. Yes, I got that and it was the best thing that ever happened to me. Its a paradox. It’s not a paradox – it’s a different net.When
gothgfs: gothgfs: ok: not wanting kids not ok: having no empathy for children and thinking emotionally abusing them is okay seriously can yall stop fucking debating this? all i said was ‘dont abuse children’ jesus fucking christ
skippersam: Adults: Remember kids! If you work really hard and put your mind to it, you can change the world! Kids: *Organize/participate in walkouts and protests to change gun laws so they won’t be mass murdered anymore* Adults: No not like that
fandomsandfeminism: Dont teach children that violence is a sign of love Not when some snotty kid pulls their hair on the play ground Not when they get spanked by a parent Not when their prom date slaps them for saying No Violence is never an action of
bonitaapplebelle: im-a-grown-woman: bonitaapplebelle: White kids are fucking scary man FOR REAL THERE WERE LIKE TWO NORMAL WHITE KIDS IN THE WHOLE THING. White children are on a whole other level. Absolutely not. No. like homegirl legit started
ryanthecomputerguy: Gavin: Ryan has the most kids out of anyone in this roomGeoff: I would argue that I have 4 or 5Michael: Most kids don’t like not become yours at 5pmGeoff: No, you’re all still mine Me: *heart shatters in to a million pieces (in
sad-jew-with-cake: my sister-in-law, who has no kids and does not spend time around children ever, decided she wanted to take my kids on an “outing” yesterday. (she sees them like 4 times a year usually). she took them to some weird historical u.s.
redxgreenftw: “that game is for little kids” Uh no?? You’re wrong??? The rating is ‘E’ for everyone you asshat. This game is for everyone not just for little kids.
bevsi: it really bugs me when people are like “wow this is NOT a kid’s show!” as if kids have no capacity to process upsetting or deep or meaningful content, and as if all content for children should be as vapid and safe as possible
havocados: overlypolitebisexual: hitting your kids does no good for anybody, by smacking them for doing stuff wrong you’re not teaching your kids why what they did is wrong you’re just teaching them to be afraid of you And establishing that for
capricorn-onthe-cob: shiro-mii: panickyintheuk: neekcreep: manolowar: Superhero families take their kids back to school. [source] THE SPIDER MAN ONE absolutely not. no no no I knew I shouldn’t have scrolled all the way down The last one is
keepcalmandcarriefischer:roscoe-me-and-this-fuckin-kid:roscoe-me-and-this-fuckin-kid:ALTALTALTALTyou’re not a REAL emo until your birthday is tied to the death of a wrinkly old racist fuck sorry :/OH MY GOD NO FUCKING WAY-ALTALTI need to get a news
exigencelost: exigencelost: What I love about spy kids is they’re not spying on anyone and absolutely no one cares. “Spy” is basically a dnd class in the Spy Kids Cinematic Universe, there’s zero espionage, the word spy just refers to a collection
haywireinhell: panickyintheuk: neekcreep: manolowar: Superhero families take their kids back to school. [source] THE SPIDER MAN ONE absolutely not. no no no who gave you the right
: Kyle: Oh, hey Stan. Where’s your best buddy, Gary? Stan: I’m not hanging around that kid anymore. Cartman: Oh no! You guys broke up? Stan: You guys were right, okay? The new kid’s a douche. Now I just gotta find a way to keep him away from me.
alrightevans:alrightevans:imagine if sirius got married and had a kid and they were arguing and the kid was like ‘are you serious?’ and he’d be so torn. what dad joke does he make?? ‘why yes i am sirius’ or ‘no im not serious, im dad’? which
alrightevans: imagine if sirius got married and had a kid and they were arguing and the kid was like ‘are you serious?’ and he’d be so torn. what dad joke does he make?? ‘why yes i am sirius’ or ‘no im not serious, im dad’? which one? which
sleepbby:PSA: no name is impossible to pronounce. no name is too hard to learn, no name is justifiably butchered. kids with ‘different’ names should be taught again and again that being called by their name is a right, not a privilege
panickyintheuk: neekcreep: manolowar: Superhero families take their kids back to school. [source] THE SPIDER MAN ONE absolutely not. no no no
Every time I start working with kids after not working with them for a long time, I end up severely ill 2-3 days later for like a week or longer. I no longer believe it is a coincidence. Kids are incubators of plague.
“Yeah bit this life is so much better than this life man. In the game I have kids and a wife, in real life my kids split on me and my father split on me. No, screw this. That’s not life man, this is life. This is life and I’m going
gxnevras:the last of the 90s kids turn eighteen in 2017 so it’s time to become….. 90s adults anyone born after ‘95 is not a 90s kid, you have no recollection of what that even means…sooooyou’re just millenials
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