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NO NOT ALL white/black girls are dating guys of a different race to piss their parents off, sexual fetishises, to test it out, financial and social status, stealing your men, race traitor, for "good looking mixed kids", jungle fever, self hatred, snow
not driving with hands with 50 kids on the bus... no biggie (;
no: trixstra: flawlessxqueen: jadebrieanne: jadebrieanne: Elizabeth Lauten, Communications Director at United States Congress, decided to shame the First Kids on her Facebook page. dress like you deserve respect, not a spot at the bar. She then
odlaws: no im not making a one sided romance with dracula and an early 1960’s surfer kid no i didnt just draw the kid describing the sunset to him..
kids-these-dayz: thealienonbroadway: parzifalsjudgment: achillvs: garnetthefirst: dusty-purple: I just love the myth of Persephone, i mean the real, original version of it, because it’s not like she got kidnapped, no, this bitch was la-de-da-ing
luckyjak: me, occasionally, because I’m 30 and biological clocks are very real: strange. I feel like I would like to acquire a baby. me, after spending any amount of time near children: puppy. I’d like to acquire a baby puppy.
no-chickflick-moments: coffee-filters: destieltheory: LOOK AT BOTH OF THEIR FACES IN THE LAST GIF “NOT DEAN’S KID” MY ASS ^ This
Scoot. Go on. I get that you wanna “be cool” and hang with the big kids, but no. No no no. Not THIS big kid. Move along. These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
laurdlannister-kingslayer: yonisunrider: laurdlannister-kingslayer: tastefullyoffensive: She’s so proud of herself. I woulda sent all that shit back I would have caught the whoopin of my whole life. my momma woulda dragged my ass down south,
not-a-girly-girl: misterjosephstalinonthedrums: fragmentsofmysanity: these are my kittens, yes they meow weird, but they are mine. i found them all on my own. they are my ohana. back the fuck off camera. are you fucking kidding me No relief from
o-kau: teenagerposts: Am I the only one whose internet addiction started with my parents not letting me fucking go anywhere kid: hey can i go outside and exercise and make some friends parents: no kid: okay then kid: *relies on the internet for literally
saltfishandbake: Some of y'all following me were literally born in the 2000s (and no this is not going to be one of those awful 90s kids are better rants) but I know from personal experience that as teenagers, you don’t really understand exactly how
mythandmagica: Our school this “Stone Tablet Policy” which basically says that there is no excuse for not turning in your assignments and that you must turn them in even if you have to carve it into a stone tablet. So this kid carved his 8 page essay
xygenscenic: dawnof-thefinalday: guru–guru: loverslostonviolethill: WhAt No I’m NoT cOmBiNiNg LiNk AnD mIdNa’S fAcEs To SeE wHaT tHeIr KiD wOuLd LoOk LiKe WhAt ArE yOu TaLkInG aBoUt SOMEONE DRAW THE BEAUTIFUL CHILD I tried
ourprochoicevoice: tami-taylors-hair: Today the White House justified taking away free school breakfast and lunch because there’s no proof they help kids’ performance in school. As if feeding hungry children is not a reward in of itself. I just can’t
heavenlydaydreams: kinkydaydreams:okay but this butt plug turned me on so much i just used four fingers on myself with no warm up… this is revolutionary not kidding
holidaysex: Reaching for his cock is a dead give away that you have crossed the line from “should I” to “I must have”. You are so hot and worked up, you really have no choice. Ring or not, I’m getting fucked.
shanellbklyn: sourcedumal:myhiphopmelody: unclestank: -teesa-: 12.17.14 Keep killing them folks bruh No he did not try to diverge the issue of black people dying from police brutality and white privilege by talking bout some “raise your kids”
sweethoneysunflower: This girl’s ideas does things to me i’m not kidding It’s late. And I’m tired. But there was no way I was going to sleep without fulfilling my need
dollsahoy: saltfishandbake: Some of y'all following me were literally born in the 2000s (and no this is not going to be one of those awful 90s kids are better rants) but I know from personal experience that as teenagers, you don’t really understand
So instead of getting a good night sleep i had NO sleep,an anxiety attack, and i threw up….sorry was you and your mind not ready for that?
storybook-magic: “Freedom is for honest people. No man who is not himself honest can be free – he is his own trap.” (by urbancitylife)
The truth is, I am a one of those few people who actually cares when I ask "What's wrong?". The only problem is that usually I have no idea what to say afterwards or how to make it better. I try not to use phrases like "That sucks", or "I'm sorry", but
sexxualfrustrationss: b-rownskin: I just needed a close-up. LOOK AT THOSE EYES THOUGH U G H I could probably get off just by looking at him.. And no, i’m not even kidding. There are a select few photos, like this one that just do it for me. Fuuuucckk
hallowedhorrors: mythandmagica: Our school this “Stone Tablet Policy” which basically says that there is no excuse for not turning in your assignments and that you must turn them in even if you have to carve it into a stone tablet. So this kid carved
tw-syk0: slimhomiehouse: Eminem: You hate me? I’ll tell you a story … I repeated the ninth grade three times, no I’m not dumb, I prefer the rap, I followed my dream. Going to school was hell, I was beaten every day by a kid named D’Angelo Baily.
minerfromtarn: chiribomb: ithelpstodream: thebittercoffee: ithelpstodream: kid: mom, is that a boy or a girl? mom: go ahead and ask kid: *turns to me* are you a boy or a girl? me: no kid: Don’t tag this bullshit as LGBT, this is not LGBT. You are
vansskate: Let’s not kid ourselves, there’s nobody we get more psyched to see skating vert than Max Schaaf. No one makes it look as raw, as pure, as timeless as Max. They broke the mold with him. Watch Max’s new @real-skateboards This Time edit
soymilkmister: me: is mad at you but still wants attention from you I’m rarely mad at you, ACCEPT that one time you fought on me on Gogurts. No. Do not fight me on strawberry gogurt.
ourprochoicevoice: tami-taylors-hair: Today the White House justified taking away free school breakfast and lunch because there’s no proof they help kids’ performance in school. As if feeding hungry children is not a reward in of itself. I just
shabbosgay: belarus will be putting the bones of jews in dumpsters let’s not kid ourselves. if jews desecrated a christian cemetery, there would be riots. jews would get murdered. but because it’s a jewish cemetery there is no uproar. the world could
mythandmagica: Our school has this “Stone Tablet Policy” which basically says that there is no excuse for not turning in your assignments and that you must turn them in even if you have to carve it into a stone tablet. So this kid carved his 8 page
you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me I hate putting furniture together rAAAAAAAAGSHOGH I have no patience for this!! isn’t it simpler to just stack books rather than to put together a bookshelffff omggggg
tedx: tedx: “The goal is not to turn kids into your kind of adult, but rather, better adults than you have been. Progress happens because new generations grow and develop and become better than the previous ones.” From Adora Svitak’s talk
mattys1975: george with little kids no, i am not okay
SEX SEX SEX.. OKAY NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION: I'M NOT KIDDING. YOU MUST READ THIS. ALLLLL OF IT. IT'S CRAZY SHIT BRAH. NO SERIOUSLY. READ IT. DO IT NOW. YOU HAVE TOO. IT'LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. IT'S HILARIOUS.
kids-nowadays: Don’t Judge me. I like Lil wayne. No i dont think he’s the best alive , but he’s not as bad as they say he is
pecancat:moon-roses: i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry No it’s when you present evidence in Ace Attorney and the music keeps playing
deepredador: Interviewer: Are you having fun at the moment?Sid: Are you kidding? No, I am not having fun at all.Interviewer: Where would you like to be?Sid: Under the ground.Interviewer: Are you serious?Sid: Oh, Yeah.
Eminem: You hate me? I’ll tell you a story … I repeated the ninth grade three times, no I’m not dumb, I prefer the rap, I followed my dream. Going to school was hell, I was beaten every day by a kid named D’Angelo Baily. In 8th grade, I got
ajmonte: asianninnvasionn: Somehow this always pops up in my head when I wear the same outfit. No, I’m not even kidding. This line made me self-concious about wearing the same outfit when I go out.
no-itdonthave2bthisway: Public School is synonymous with Child Abuse! Fantastic for this student who stood up to the absolute bullshit. Not only a written apology but the principal should be fired. Kids have enough challenges today without more crap
paulsgroovypalace:when they say simpons did it already they’re not fucking kidding
pindaboom: Oscar nominees Best Animated Feature 2014 Earlier today this article was brought to my attention, in which it becomes clear that some of the Academy voters have little to no respect for the animation industry. They openly admit not having
causticgambler: where the fuck did five nights at freddy’s even come from like i’m not kidding there was no period of learning about this game the whole internet just went from “never heard of it” to “everyone and their mother has played it”
helltothenaw replied to your post: anonymous said:YOU KIDS AND YER G… you’ve finally cheated on someone what? i did what
yolfscorner replied to your post: ok so tharja is a char that falls in l… We get no gay options. Which sucks. I mean… why would you not want to romantically pursue your best friend’s now totally hot time estranged daughter from an apocalyptic
JGSLDJGHJLSDHGJSF NOOOOOLILITH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!OH MY GOD ARE U KIDDING MEIM LAUGHING AND CRYING NOT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAIINNN
I think this guy at work is cute but good thing I looked at his desk cause he has pictures of kids soooooooooo ima assume he’s taken
naked-yogi: best way to deal with anxiety in the moment: be with it, feel it, but don’t feed it. there is a difference between acceptance and giving in I’m not kidding, allow yourself to feel it for one minute or so, no longer, then take deep
