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“The guy I’m dating now…his cock head is bigger than a pop can. No shit…I’m not kidding! Fine, here’s a pic…believe me now? I can only take a few inches of him at this point. We’re working on opening
“The guy I’m dating now…his cock head is bigger than a pop can. No shit…I’m not kidding! Fine, here’s a pic…believe me now? I can only take a few inches of him at this point. We’re working on opening me up…it’s sort of become my
girthyencounters: “The guy I’m dating now…his cock head is bigger than a pop can. No shit…I’m not kidding! Fine, here’s a pic…believe me now? I can only take a few inches of him at this point. We’re working on opening me up…it’s sort
girthyencounters:“The guy I’m dating now…his cock head is bigger than a pop can. No shit…I’m not kidding! Fine, here’s a pic…believe me now? I can only take a few inches of him at this point. We’re working on opening me up…it’s sort
the-queen-of-ok: spevvy: destinedforjohnlock: john-without-a-holmes: are you fucking kidding me. well hello I have no idea who this is or what the hell is going on but I feel I ought to reblog it because it looks scientifically important. This
askpalette-swap: Yes, and it was AWFUL! I’ll never leave you again, taily wailykins~ I know just how you feel Palette, I don’t know what I would do without my tail T.T
bestx-art: Maddy Rose will Maddy you crazy ;) http://www.xart.com/galleries/Maddy Me Crazy/ We are not kidding see for yourself. 100&% discreet no mention of adult. The BEST Erotica the Internet has to offer.
thebeforeandafterworld: As I was taking the pregnant picture I asked her if she was swinging when she got pregnant. The look on her face as she realizes that she has no idea if the kid is her husband’s or not.
17ness: Can you not…
girthyencounters: “The guy I’m dating now…his cock head is bigger than a pop can. No shit…I’m not kidding! Fine, here’s a pic…believe me now? I can only take a few inches of him at this point. We’re working on opening me up…it’s
I don’t wanna be alone tonight but ain’t no one around. Just got back to Tampa from Orlando from seeing my ex. Things didn’t go bad. I thought I’d be fine when we said goodbye but loving someone and not being able to be with them is very heartbreaking.
Midterm weekend, the most stressful three days of a college kids life. Where you have to choose education over social life, but not before you start your papers, stop, start, stop, call your friends, make plans, cancel, want to drink away the stress,
rebelliousrebe: thedarkerbrother89: escapedosmil: NO YOU DID NOT JUST FUCKING PUT THIS INTO MY LIFE LIKE ITS SOME KIND OF GAME OR SOMETHING.ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL ALBERT EINSTEIN SHIT AND YOU JUST THREW IT INTO MY LIFE
Girl Scouts Issues Bold Warning to Parents to Not Force Girls to Show Affection
cakemagemae: farashasilver: littlesystems: littlesystems: Fandom: Adults: *create a space for other adults* Minors*: *come into that space* Minors: this isn’t a safe space for kids!! Adults: …..uhh no, it’s not. Minors: why are you personally
jaclcfrost: it’s so awkward being asked “do you really think that lowly of yourself?” because no? of course not? buddy, i was just.. kidding around.. haha, funny, haha? humor, you know? but also truthfully: yeah. absolutely. without a doubt. hold
sincerelykaotik replied to your post “I can ignore my arousal really well. I love the feeling of being…” Nope, not me. I can handle it for like 30 minutes. Then I lose my mind if I dont do something about it. Hahah the only problem with that
merlionboys: So in my ‘if you don’t already know’ section today, we have our hot boy from SGBuddyFitness in the last few photos you see floating around. And no he’s not injured, just being a cheeky boy and kidding you haha. He’s yet another
causticgambler: where the fuck did five nights at freddy’s even come from like i’m not kidding there was no period of learning about this game the whole internet just went from “never heard of it” to “everyone and their mother has played it”
soyoumusik: “Go into the arts. I’m not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven’s sake.
dollsahoy: saltfishandbake: Some of y'all following me were literally born in the 2000s (and no this is not going to be one of those awful 90s kids are better rants) but I know from personal experience that as teenagers, you don’t really understand
adamusprime: beepboopamylyn: adamusprime: wait how the hell is april almost over already it just started like yesterday its only march 25th for me O.o nnno no it’s not wait how the hell did 2012 start its still 1995 for me 90’s kid for life
runningclevergirl: escapedosmil: NO YOU DID NOT JUST FUCKING PUT THIS INTO MY LIFE LIKE ITS SOME KIND OF GAME OR SOMETHING.ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? THIS IS SOME NEXT LEVEL ALBERT EINSTEIN SHIT AND YOU JUST THREW IT INTO MY LIFE LIKE A BAG OF LEAVES
lucybarker: xotilifeelmybones: iamagadfly: NSFW. No really. SUPER NOT SAFE FOR WORK. But it is hilarious and you need to watch this in a safe place where people won’t give you horrified looks. I THOUGHT U WERE KIDDING OMG OH MY GOD I am Christian,
moni158: Just random AU Shingeki kids because why not. Omg their heights are so inconsistent…but oh well
johannathemad: one does not simply write the best fic ever and let these kids say whatever the hell they want also! happy b-day Lownly!
ancorae: i promise one day i will hold off from posting until after i decide i’m not gonna play with it anymore
publius-esquire: *points to Alexander Hamilton* That’s a bisexual*stuffy straight men* Why do you got to read queerness into everything…no bisexuals before 1970s…it’s just a bromance…he had like a million kids…tearing the moral fabric of
goddess-of-mischief-from-221b: girl scouts take no shit
That awkward moment when you realize your old favorite guitarist looks like another good guitarist, WHO HAPPENS TO LOOK LIKE HE’S HIGH 24/7. I kid you not, looking at the latest official pictures makes me think Kaoru looks like Pata. >__>
farashasilver: littlesystems: littlesystems: Fandom: Adults: *create a space for other adults* Minors*: *come into that space* Minors: this isn’t a safe space for kids!! Adults: …..uhh no, it’s not. Minors: why are you personally attacking me
saltfishandbake: Some of y'all following me were literally born in the 2000s (and no this is not going to be one of those awful 90s kids are better rants) but I know from personal experience that as teenagers, you don’t really understand exactly how
misstylersmith: Rose, holding up Rose the Dog: stinkyJackie: no!! don’t be mean!!Rose, swaying Rose the Dog back and forth: stinky bastard manJackie: nooo!!!!Pete, not looking up from chopping vegetables: naughty boy. brat dog.Jackie, distraught: NOOOO!!
Hy Do u have nude Kids with mom vids? Greets ✌no i do not
When I was a kid and we’d watch “A Goofy Movie”, during the “After Today” song there’s these two goth (I’m guessing) girls who sing a line like “No more pep rallies to cut” and then made a gagging
thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon: tylurrjoseph: freekittensinmyvan: huffylemon: 6th graders This makes me so uncomfortable wait are these not a joke #Smarties
yesmywifeishot: promiscuous-bliss: “Size doesn’t matter.” If a girl says that, it’s because her boyfriend isn’t big enough. But we’re not kidding ourselves; we all know bigger is better. And no matter if our boyfriends can offer it or not–we
michaelssw0rd: No, You are not allowed to not talk about this! You aren’t allowed!Pakistan needs your prayers right now! The kids still trapped inside need your prayers right now… the families that lost their children need your prayers right now…
hiatus-is-killing-me: jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend: a tEENAGER???… withPOLITCIAL OPINIONS?? no… politics for adults. this not affect you. go sit at kids table (5 min later) this new generation of teenagers doesn’t care about anything besides
wonderwomansbootycall: your—blog—sucks: They really need to regulate women’s clothing sizes because they seriously make no fucking sense. I’m not even fucking kidding. Someone needs to fucking do something about this shit. If you’re a dude
grandtheft-autotune: sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said parent, and then I say “hey, this
teethmeatmen:teethmeatmen:theyre literally just selling squares of colors as nfts now lmaoim not fucking kidding
bogleech:grave–accent:bogleech: Misconceptions and misinformation always bothered me so badly even as a kid, no matter what they were, I absolutely could not stand to catch someone thinking something untrue or distorted without them being challenged
wordsaremypassion: wonderland-weird: forever-pretty-awkward: If Disney movie titles were literal. Yeah, no seriously what is the last one…… The Black Cauldron. I thought it was creepy as hell when I was a kid. She’s Supposed to
slitmemory: phan-is-snokoplasmic: xcalumsrejectx: school No. This is not okay. We honestly need to do something. We need to tell someone important, we need to make this heard because this is not fucking okay. Making this many kids hate themselves,
promiscuous-bliss: “Size doesn’t matter.” If a girl says that, it’s because her boyfriend isn’t big enough. But we’re not kidding ourselves; we all know bigger is better. And no matter if our boyfriends can offer it or not–we deserve the
apocketsizedperson: trancewme: edmdma: skrillyssa: So apparently “raver” is now a Halloween costume. Smh at you Spirit Halloween >:( ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????? NO NO THIS IS NOT FUCKING HAPPENING THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKING MAD YOU HAVE
ivgone2far: No use in crying kid you are not getting out of here until I let you out. You teased me for 2 months, there is no way I’m letting you walk now.
doubledoseofdopamine: aymygod: lebritanyarmor: draggedthruthe-yard: imawitchywitch: Feeling very in tune with my ancestors with my new hair! Wat the fuck no No Wrong Incorrect Not ur history Plz stop Nono Try again you’ve got to be kidding me
str8aura-no-not-that-one:cheddar-baby:sillyfunny:Staff’s asleep post Bluey full episodeEven better, it’s the non Disney one where Bandit talks about cutting his balls off!
valgraphicart: “Go into the arts. I’m not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven’s
