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sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said parent, and then I say “hey, this game is rated M for
proudblackconservative: Hey, you see this kid? He’s a little boy. He has no control over what his father says and does. His father’s personality, language, and actions will not be changed by you cyberbulling him, calling him names, claiming he has
defiantdefinition:Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying for
jellygod: petitedeath: tarararajean: goldroadtonowhere: tarajeanfm: Please I beg you If your kids think that they’re trans Let them take puberty blockers It’s completely reversible Puberty is not Do it for the children had no idea these were
blackgirlsparadise: thatprettymvthafvcka: goldbriccs: thegreatviino: African American Horror Story crying Us Black kids know not to answer “what” to our parents. And the ones that let it slip out are no longer with us.
edcapitola2: chookiemunster: Another Disney kid goes bad. Well not really bad, but his private time in the bathroom is no longer private and one wonders what he’s really up to now. He was always the smart twin, the twin who thought it all through
whitthequeertimelord: piercetheheartsoftheyoung: fag-ology: haha the girl in the chair has no idea where to put her hands; but damn, girl has moves. HOW WOULD YOU NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR HANDS WITH THAT ALL OVER YOU ARE YOU KIDDING Damn
gallifreyanturtles: invvision: cyberunfamous: leavemewithmytunes1023: east-coast-kids: ocean-mindedyouth: claustrophobically: this made me reevaluate my life How do you make yourself happy? I have no reason not to be. this made me reevaluate
captawesomesauce: I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after
hiatus-is-killing-me: jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend: a tEENAGER???… withPOLITCIAL OPINIONS?? no… politics for adults. this not affect you. go sit at kids table (5 min later) this new generation of teenagers doesn’t care about anything besides
trolliweirdlyawesome: Can you handle level weird? No you can’t. Just kidding…but probably not.
eziocauthon89:inoticeyoureanerdfighter: are you kidding me rn The fact that there are no blog names that repeat in this image is a true testament.I’m not sure what it’s a testament to, but it is.
tarynel: whyyoustabbedme: Oh no, poor kids 🙄🙄 Lmao sir was like not on my watch “yeet!”
“I don’t know what it is about you, Mr. Crude! I’m no longer one of your students, I’m not even in school, I’m married and have two kids, and yet I still want you to fuck me in my ass! So, what do you say?” asked Remy.“You should discuss
Anna looked back at Mr. Crude and said, “When you said you new a secluded area on the lake, you weren’t kidding! I guess there’s no reason for me to keep this bikini on, is there?”“Not only that, but you can get as loud as you want while we’re
jenny-1981: blerdgirlchronicles: professorfangirl: norwegianpornfaerie: palalife: lehnsherrr: you’ve gotta be kidding me [x] the fluff part of Xmen: Days of Future Past Look, this is getting ridiculous. Patrick Stewart has not a single no-homo
defiantdefinition: Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying
astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry
universallysinful: hotwifebella:Yep this is me thinking aww honey you need to explore more lol When I make this face all I’m thinking is “oh wow you are not satisfying your man honey” @universallysinful no kidding right??
skate-dog: notactuallyherenotreally: haussofkm: mockeryd: Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS The cutest thing ever. is no one gonna mention how it gives the kid a playstation controller?like ‘here small
malehierarchy: You might think that the line would be just as long (if not longer) for the local White Men to fuck your nigger wife instead of you, but with you, there’s no fear of creating any beige kids in the process when they nut inside you…and
kiltedpatriot:porterkinythingsv2:“No, Christina dear, the duct tape I used to tie you up & gag you with last night, was NOT that wide! Who are you kidding?!” LOL!
flowury:kids are fun bc they dont give a shit and have no inclination of social norms. Im standing in the self checkout rn and this little girl has not broken eye contact for atleast 50 seconds
momentarypanacea: i-wander-and-wonder:uglyloserboy: catsme0w: buzzbomber52us: catsme0w: good morning 👅 Time for a shave? Uh nope? Never time for a shave lmao never push women to shave, it’s just rude. No kidding, its their body, not yours!
bucci13: iwillmakeyouskinny: otp-obsessions: tskv: impulsive-creations: frizz01percy: this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies KIDS BLESS-DO NOT CHANGE TUMBLR NO CHILDREN ALLOWED NOOOOO WHERE DO YOU THINK WE LEARN ALL
This upsets me to no end...not even kidding.
transyoite: yungrufio: megasumpex: shout out to the kids and adults who have memory problems, who get yelled and screamed at by their families for not remembering things or over-remembering. remembering things no one else seems to remember but still
flowury: kids are fun bc they dont give a shit and have no inclination of social norms. Im standing in the self checkout rn and this little girl has not broken eye contact for atleast 50 seconds
skate-dog: notactuallyherenotreally: haussofkm: mockeryd: Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS The cutest thing ever. is no one gonna mention how it gives the kid a playstation controller? like ‘here small
oycapaldi: Get to know me meme | [7/10] Current celebrity crushes: Mark Ruffalo If I walk round the house saying: ‘Hey, I’m no longer a B actor!’, do you think that means anything to my kids? Of course not. They just give me this funny look and
hairyadict: longandwindingroad51: scrumptioussaladsalad: noctea: being born in 97/98/99 is frustrating bc like… are we millenials?? Maybe! Are we generation Z?? Maybe!! Are we 90s kids? Not really! Are we emotionally and mentally stable? No t rea
thatonechick339:jellygod: petitedeath: tarararajean: goldroadtonowhere: tarajeanfm: Please I beg you If your kids think that they’re trans Let them take puberty blockers It’s completely reversible Puberty is not Do it for the children had no
shutupaubrey:so your waiter makes a mistake..they might still have kids at home? paying off student loans? need to make rent this month? need to eat, need to survive? human error is no reason not to tip
sam-winchester-ships-destiel: nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: i would have no use for this there’s not a reason in the world i could ever come up with to use this product but i want it I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF THIS IS MEANT FOR LITTLE KIDS I WANT THIS LIKE
nolanthebiggestnerd: not-fun: crisdias: (Realistic Cosplay Of Futurama’s Farnsworth Is Effin’ Terrifying) !!! are you kidding this is really kinda adorable ha haaaaaaa stop fucking looking at me single ladies, look no further!
shinobicyrus: purple-fletchings: y'know who peridot reminds me of? it’s not zim.it’s this frigging kid. gizmo from teen titans“CRUD-NOSED TITANS CRYSTAL GEMS!!”Oh no they’ve even got the same crew:
miketooch: hokuto-ju-no-ken: cerastes: quakebeats: enigmaticconfusion: Damn, 500?! okay but all joking and internet shit aside, john cena is actually an amazing fucking human being John Cena, in real life, was bullied as a kid. That’s not kayfabe
danieljeoneternalnovice:>tfw you’re no longer a kid at heart It’s not fair.
chinhi: no offense but there’s not a group i hate more than rich white kids going into thrift stores with their kanken bags and their โ+ doc martens looking for cheap clothes for the (white) Art Hoe Aesthetique™ when everyone knows full well
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