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jellygod: petitedeath: tarararajean: goldroadtonowhere: tarajeanfm: Please I beg you If your kids think that they’re trans Let them take puberty blockers It’s completely reversible Puberty is not Do it for the children had no idea these were
pointedahead: tookingabout: larebellefleur: They’re not wrong. Yeah, I’m seeing no inaccuracies here. Honestly these kids are spot on.
prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted:at this point I don’t even know what to saymy kids not having no white friends im sorry
adventuresoutsidethegenderbinary:There’s no universal trans experience. Just because you don’t feel a certain way or didn’t do a certain thing as a kid doesn’t mean that you’re not trans. There are as many ways to be trans
turnpikeghosts:turnpikeghosts:existing in dec 2021 feels increasingly like you’re the last nerdy kid in dodgeball like you made it this far by hanging in the back and making no sudden movements but OH BOY THATS NOT ENOUGH ANYMORE
spaceconveyor:bogleech:doctorguilty:Not to sound like an old fart here but my philosophy about video games is like. A kid living out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere with no internet access for miles should be able to purchase a game from walmart, take
stabbyflower:soul-hammer:ALTView on TwitterAnd this is why voting matters, no matter what.Seventy THOUSAND hungry children will get fed, because the people of Colorado said “lets not starve kids”. And that’s powerful and beautiful and
sting-rae11: Okay no. This shit is so fucking satisfying. I can not tell you the joy it brings me when an underage kid tries to buy GTA and when I tell them they need a parent, they go get said parent, and then I say “hey, this game is rated M for
eziocauthon89: inoticeyoureanerdfighter: are you kidding me rn The fact that there are no blog names that repeat in this image is a true testament.I’m not sure what it’s a testament to, but it is.
hiatus-is-killing-me: jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend: a tEENAGER???… withPOLITCIAL OPINIONS?? no… politics for adults. this not affect you. go sit at kids table (5 min later) this new generation of teenagers doesn’t care about anything besides
flowury: kids are fun bc they dont give a shit and have no inclination of social norms. Im standing in the self checkout rn and this little girl has not broken eye contact for atleast 50 seconds
trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: No one puts drugs in kid’s halloween candy. Especially not expensive drugs. Here’s the snopes article and stop tagging me in that post. Gotta love how people still reblog this bitching about poison and “it’s
doctorguilty:Not to sound like an old fart here but my philosophy about video games is like. A kid living out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere with no internet access for miles should be able to purchase a game from walmart, take that game home, put it
munadrawson:🌞🌻💖Click and Open image for HQ![Commission OPEN] | [Cheap-bi Commission OPEN] | [Ko-fi] | [Twitter] | [Instagram]Look, I’m no poet but a fluff enjoyer.BONUS:“Not in front of his KIDS.”
emmaswana: Listen to me, kid. I’m not in any book. I’m a r e a l person. And I’m no savior.
astupidfaggotcuntdoeswhatitstold: SINCE HIS WIFE DIED HE JUST SAW THE KID AS AN OBJECT - HE EVEN TOOK HIM TO THE DENTIST TO HAVE ALL HIS TEETH FILED DOWN SO HE COULD BETTER TAKE A SKULL FUCK - THE MAN FELT NO GUILT AND ACTUALLY DID NOT SPEAK TO THE CUNT
wowza-wowzers: im not even kidding. No matter how mediocre the idea is, i feel so intense and like theres a surge of energy in my body.
flowury:kids are fun bc they dont give a shit and have no inclination of social norms. Im standing in the self checkout rn and this little girl has not broken eye contact for atleast 50 seconds
ghettoinuyasha: intergalactictrashqueen: trashfirefallon: No one puts drugs in kid’s halloween candy. Especially not expensive drugs. Here’s the snopes article and stop tagging me in that post. Fun fact: you want to know where the whole “poison
blackgirlsparadise: thatprettymvthafvcka: goldbriccs: thegreatviino: African American Horror Story crying Us Black kids know not to answer “what” to our parents. And the ones that let it slip out are no longer with us.
indirispeaks: astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry reblogging for last comment
defiantdefinition: Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying
sweetlikesugahcane:elionking:mimicryisnotmastery: but where are the bloodcurdling screamsthese kids are not me hahahahahahahaha muthafuckin fuck no hahahahahaha What the fuck nigga lmao
astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry
noctea:being born in 97/98/99 is frustrating bc like… are we millenials?? Maybe! Are we generation Z?? Maybe!! Are we 90s kids? Not really! Are we emotionally and mentally stable? No t rea lly
mookie-is-mindless-for-girls: lanadelheav: trufflebootybuttercream: The white kids not understanding the hype lol u have no choice but to go wild when this song comes on. My nigga in the back tho 😂😂 was wurkin dat neck🔥🔥🔥
hairyadict: longandwindingroad51: scrumptioussaladsalad: noctea: being born in 97/98/99 is frustrating bc like… are we millenials?? Maybe! Are we generation Z?? Maybe!! Are we 90s kids? Not really! Are we emotionally and mentally stable? No t rea
eziocauthon89:inoticeyoureanerdfighter: are you kidding me rn The fact that there are no blog names that repeat in this image is a true testament.I’m not sure what it’s a testament to, but it is.
apersnicketylemon: confuesedmortal: Can we just talk about how this kid puts every pro choice argument I’ve ever heard to shame? LMAO NO SHE REALLY DOESN’T Here’s why 1. A fetus is not sentient or aware and doesn’t care about whether it gets
cuck-me: Oh Shit you weren’t kidding. This feels so much better with out a rubber! I told you. Just wait till you cum in my hole. There’s no way I’m not tighter, firmer and can’t be fucked harder than your boyfriend. Oh speaking on him. I think
japanlove: pinkperv: drvalkyrie: pupmutt: Please watch this I SAW THIS EPISODE AS A KID AND NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I TOLD THEM ABOUT IT. HIS FACE did not expect that answer xD
becuzbacon: death-by-lulz: captawesomesauce: I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick
kiltedpatriot:porterkinythingsv2:“No, Christina dear, the duct tape I used to tie you up & gag you with last night, was NOT that wide! Who are you kidding?!” LOL!
savingcastiel: dbriere: gurrenlogon: LITERALLY JUST PASSED BATMAN No one’s above the law Not even Batman This is where I live [dang Maryland Montgomery Co. Pigs]! He comes to my job at Georgetown University Hospital for the kids!
chris73312: saddestblogger: saddestblogger: “they’re just little kids let them win at mario ka-” me: “it’s not fai-” me: @debbieecakees @leon-fierce No one is safe
misunderstoodkiki: west-613: blackswirlqueen: Gonna take the biggest load of my life inside her Ain’t nobody got time for no damn kids 😂(at least not rn)
legothorin: Alcohol: check. Shock Blanket: check. Bilbo don’t drink it all already, we’re not even there yet! [x] Team Durins & Baggins ready for their upcoming BOTFA experience. Oh who am I kidding. No one can be ready for that. T_T Awesome
1143goodz: my favorit type of girl to fuck is ones with a kid and a husband your mom just happend to fit the description so no im not sorry that i fucked your mom i might even do it again
transyoite: yungrufio: megasumpex: shout out to the kids and adults who have memory problems, who get yelled and screamed at by their families for not remembering things or over-remembering. remembering things no one else seems to remember but still
viria: I see literally zero reason why I should not draw Ishida and Nishimiya hugging, these kids deserve it;__; They both should learn how to love themselves. if you don’t know what true pain feels like yet, just read Koe no Katachi. If you do know,
do-not-open-til-christmas: The Kid was right, of course. Gagging him was totally unnecessary. We were buried so deep in the compound that no one would have heard him, and even if someone had — the folks down here? They’d have thought nothing
do-not-open-til-christmas: No kidding? I was a window washer too!.
arpeejay: jhfic1: needsize: James Koepsell “Ha ha, naw, they don’t call me the Kid no more.” Wow! Awesome back! Also: Although James Koepsell featured this pic on his Instagram account, it’s actually his friend Ty Young, NOT Koepsell.
skate-dog: notactuallyherenotreally: haussofkm: mockeryd: Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS The cutest thing ever. is no one gonna mention how it gives the kid a playstation controller?like ‘here small
jackharkness: It’s exactly what it is. And it’s no kid’s game either. This is a whole other game. And it’s serious and it’s dangerous. And it’s not one you want to lose.SPY GAME (2001) dir. Tony Scott
I don’t know how I manage to kid myself. No one could love me, loooolll. Not like this.
nanalew: You know what’s lame? Showering. No matter how many times you do it you always have to do it again. I mean it’s basically a losing battle and I’m not sure that’s the message I want to send to my kids.
I sent this pot a pic of my body and tbh I thought I looked really good but he said he would get me a gym membership bc I need it and I’m about to cry 😭 I’m such a fatty I’m not even kidding I have no discipline when it comes to eating
la-diablareina: I sent this pot a pic of my body and tbh I thought I looked really good but he said he would get me a gym membership bc I need it and I’m about to cry 😭 I’m such a fatty I’m not even kidding I have no discipline when it comes
la-diablareina: la-diablareina: I sent this pot a pic of my body and tbh I thought I looked really good but he said he would get me a gym membership bc I need it and I’m about to cry 😭 I’m such a fatty I’m not even kidding I have no discipline
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