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“No, sir, I don’t think you understand. You REALLY want to buy this energy drink. Like, when I drink it, I get all fuzzy an’ happy and it makes my titties grow real big, but when a Daddy like you drinks it, he gets all focused and hard
wonder-meathead: blasternation: morebuildingsandfood: Beer from The Town with No Name, by Delta 4 InteractiveWhen you want to drink with your friends and your they don´t feel like it GIMME A DRINK BARTENDER give me the hell out of that drink
smilefaster: Drinking again today and we all know I am more likely to post and take photos when I drink, so as many likes/reblogs I will take a shot until I can no longer stand, or more importantly until I can no longer play Lets get you drunk hehe.
lazypacific: “Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says ‘Come on, one drink!’ You say ‘no thanks.’ Later, he brings you a soda. ‘I know you said you didn’t want a drink, but I was getting one for myself
lobbygrl: lazypacific: “Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says ‘Come on, one drink!’ You say ‘no thanks.’ Later, he brings you a soda. ‘I know you said you didn’t want a drink, but I was getting one
science-junkie: This Bat Knows How To Drink Imagine it’s a hot day, and you’re craving some cold lemonade. Someone offers you a glass, but with one condition: You can drink it only using your tongue, with no lips touching the glass. No straw.You
twogami: pink is the best color. like sign me up i will literally take pink anything. if i had to choose between regular clear water and pink water with no context i would drink the pink water no questions asked just glug glug glug drinking that sweet
fluffy-omorashi: Oh no!! You should drink water that gets rid of hiccups!!!-….. wait no!… cause you have to pee! So don’t drink water!!,….. but if you don’t drink water you won’t get rid of your hiccups and I’m sure having hiccups is hard
I tell people I’m an alcoholic because I am. I can’t count how many people say “no you’re not” Wtf? There are differing degrees of alcoholism. No, I don’t drink liquor. No, I don’t wake up and drink. Sometimes
lazypacific: “Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says ‘Come on, one drink!’ You say ‘no thanks.’ Later, he brings you a soda. ‘I know you said you didn’t want a drink, but I was getting one for myself
lobbygrl: lazypacific: “Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says ‘Come on, one drink!’ You say ‘no thanks.’ Later, he brings you a soda. ‘I know you said you didn’t want a drink, but I was getting one for
thewriterkid: nettlewildfairy: bakrua:people who tell me i shouldn’t drink lava: the mediapeople who lie: the mediaconclusion: i am going to drink lava I am a geologist with no association to the media and I would not recommend drinking lava Get
thewriterkid:nettlewildfairy: bakrua:people who tell me i shouldn’t drink lava: the mediapeople who lie: the mediaconclusion: i am going to drink lava I am a geologist with no association to the media and I would not recommend drinking lava Get a
hucowgoddess: belle-dame-du-sein: I need this NOW! That’s right my pet. Drink. Drink until youcan hardly think now. You don’t need to think do you? No you don’t. Thinking is not for good boys. You want to be a good but don’t you? Drink until your
ashleyturnerrrr: Daily Reminder ♛ Drink at least 6 glasses of water a day. Stretch every morning. Compliment people frequently. Eat healthy. NO sugar drinks. Stay moisturized. Stay positive daily. No negativity. Remember what you deserve. Don’t
17thjan: “Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says ‘Come on, one drink!’ You say ‘no thanks.’ Later, he brings you a soda. ‘I know you said you didn’t want a drink, but I was getting one for myself and
severalzygons: civilish: severalzygons: civilish: severalzygons: civilish: Do British people not drink ice tea as much as Americans do? What do they drink during the summer? tea But it’s hot… only tea there are no other drinks only tea Wait…
you know what’s great. when you’re trying to quit drinking and everybody is absolutely appalled at that decision and tries to convince you all night to Drink Alcohol or you’re no funalso turns out i am actually empirically no fun at parties without
lazypacific:“Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says ‘Come on, one drink!’ You say ‘no thanks.’ Later, he brings you a soda. ‘I know you said you didn’t want a drink, but I was getting one for myself
cheercaptain: pink is the best color. like sign me up i will literally take pink anything. if i had to choose between regular clear water and pink water with no context i would drink the pink water no questions asked just glug glug glug drinking that
twogami:pink is the best color. like sign me up i will literally take pink anything. if i had to choose between regular clear water and pink water with no context i would drink the pink water no questions asked just glug glug glug drinking that sweet
bulletnotestudies:drinking a can of soda is better than not drinking anything at all. “junk” food is better than no food at all. just rinsing your mouth out with mouthwash is better than no oral hygiene at all. changing into a different set of pyjamas
skizzorlover: bunniaurora: symmetra: skizzorlover: house rules: - no pants - no heterosexuality - u can drink from fancy glasses, but ONLY for nonalcoholic juices for alcoholic drinks you can only drink them from either coffee mugs or cheapy plastic
natsukigirl: lobbygrl: lazypacific: “Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says ‘Come on, one drink!’ You say ‘no thanks.’ Later, he brings you a soda. ‘I know you said you didn’t want a drink, but I was
whiskyflavour:No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single @empoweredinnocence I drink better whiskey now than when I was single.
dailypaddys: Are you drinking sunscreen?No, no, it’s a decoy. We’re drinking tequila out of sunscreen bottles.
freelancemaid: lobbygrl: lazypacific: “Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says ‘Come on, one drink!’ You say ‘no thanks.’ Later, he brings you a soda. ‘I know you said you didn’t want a drink, but I
symmetra: skizzorlover: house rules: - no pants - no heterosexuality - u can drink from fancy glasses, but ONLY for nonalcoholic juices for alcoholic drinks you can only drink them from either coffee mugs or cheapy plastic cups
evilblogger: im sick of people pretending to like beer. like no one who drinks vodka is like “i really love the taste of vodka!” because we know. vodka is poison and no one drinks it for the taste Beer People please take note and please begin to
lazypacific:“Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says ‘Come on, one drink!’ You say ‘no thanks.’ Later, he brings you a soda. ‘I know you said you didn’t want a drink, but I was getting one for myself and
lobbygrl:lazypacific: “Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says ‘Come on, one drink!’ You say ‘no thanks.’ Later, he brings you a soda. ‘I know you said you didn’t want a drink, but I was getting one for
Drink na mão, inimigas no chão 🍸✨