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sodomymcscurvylegs: Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!” Me: I love my kids, but I do miss having money and having peace and quiet.
tsunamiwavesurfing: kingjaffejoffer: 300kt: niggas will cheat on their girl and sleep like a baby at night but feel guilty going to a different barber LMAO realest shit
blackademics: Me: “But I aint interested in her like that”The dick: “Just see what she tryna do tonight”
kingjaffejoffer: Tumblr culture normalizes scamming people and ~finessing~ but y’all also want people to donate and reblog your gofundme posts
procrastinationinsteadofgrading: dannymrowr: the-real-eye-to-see: Gymnastics has come a long compared to that old footage, but this difference is particularly significant for black girls! Because they have never taken seriously our abilities! Just
saintlaurentgirl: *me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it Flavored corn liquor. 100+ proof grape juice that looks and tastes like grape juice. Drank half a fifth like water and paid for
didiaskyoutho: i know deleting captions is on the “do not do” list…………….. but sometimes a caption really gotta be deleted…………… it was a mistake and someone needs to erase it……………… I’ll see a picture of a young
guywithamohawk: theblacktroymcclure:This really what he did tho I don’t even keep up with sports but lmfaooo
moonlusts: naked iphones r beautiful but at what cost Every time I undo this otterbox to clean the phone I feel like I’m breaking a law.
xhelat-in-darkness: Naughty thoughts and bruised knuckles. (Please don’t remove my captions 😘) Babe is back!!! Go follow her!!
No but Forreal , shout out to the fat girls who don't have wide hips and actually have big double chins . I wish we were represented more !
No but guys Tractor Angel Man DID MAKE IT
No but imagine the ultimate fear of Sam
No but can you just imagine:
No but just imagine Hogwarts feminism for a sec
NO BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS SHE WAS IN BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA
tobelliot: “She locked away a secret, deep inside herself: a truth that she once knew…but chose to forget.” - Cobb, Inception (2010)
But imagine if....
hajime-nii: First and last appearances (Kondo’s isn’t really the last one but in the actual last one he looks like an egg and i couldn’t do that to him
s0juyum: A wat if. :^D I’m a lover of angst. Also, Kosmo omg so fun to draw this is a beautiful wolf dog I’m in love. Btw that wedding photo is heavily referenced because I was getting too tired but I also wanted to finish fast. Man that wedding at
hakuna-mituna: dreamsofkittens: abbysucks: mundanematt: The swinging pendulum of sexism arrives! Ladies, Men can get raped too. Remember that. Just to put some perspective in this for those people who may be confused at how a guy can get a
esbatm: frost-ed23: patientrecords: titaniumbovine: LOOK AT THE LITTLE GREY ONE YOU’RE THE ODD ONE OUT BUT IT’S OKAY YOU’RE GORGEOUS It’s a shiny fox. A sliver fox.
No, but followers, I really want to get to know you.
NO BUT SERIOUSLY
badcgijosh: I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon
no but guys think about how cool an ASL staging of Hamilton would be
but-my-dear-this-isnt-wonderland: seriously, how can you not love him.
“But you don’t look like you have an eating disorder...”
ahoboandhisbox: ileftmyheartinwesteros: This is going to be me whenever GRRM chooses to reveal that Jon Snow’s a Targaryen. thats assuming he ever finishes this series. Shhhhh we don’t speak of that possibility lol
No but seriously those drunk assholes spat beer at the car when I drove by. They’re in the parking lot right behind my car. I brought Nicks folded flag,rifle, and other stuff inside because I dont trust those assholes. I’m actually a little
no but seriously i feel really confident today :3
No but seriously if anyone has any tips for a super hyper cat who won’t stop messing up shit, please message me. I’m about 685948% done with this cat’s behavior.
No but seriously I have a LOT of Christmas cards and I’m going to send them out soon so I don’t forget so please message me if you’d like one
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gomicchi: Me before watching Hunter x Hunter: Me after watching Hunter x Hunter:
no but really
I don’t understand why people are making a big deal about the walk for Tryevon Martin, just because I did not go does not mean I’m some kind of sin, I told people I did not care for it, meaning the walk but people are going to take it the
metalgirlysolid: metalgirlysolid: thatkindoffangirl: Whatever theories you want to make they have actually shown Paz’s scar so she’s probably not a robot or anything. yeah, but we SAW PAZ get blown up…also For comparison
“Good kisser” was written about me. My lips are magic
one time I was at a party and this guy I didn’t know came up to me and said “hey my female friend just came out as a lesbian and she needs some guidance. You should come talk to her” but it was clear guidance meant “hey have sex
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As a woman, I’ve been dealing with creepy men my entire life and finding ways to avoid them. But what really sucks is when these men are your family members and your constantly told to “be nice” and that it just means they love/care
nayx: aeon-fux:Me: *calls Sugar Daddy* hey so there’s this really cute outfit I want but it’s on the pricey side…SD: Anything for you, princess. Why don’t you show it to me?Me: an idea: lets never format posts like this ever again
lets-live-in-fiction: dean-dream-imagines:I wanna cry but I’m too busy laughing I’m going to hell for laughing at this.
I made waffles in a sandwich toaster because I am a maverick (also the internet said it would work so). they don’t come out pretty but they taste good!recipe
No Heroes Allowed
Important Stuff No One Ever Told You
No Lies, Just love.
What is DD/LG
No but really!
NO BUT KITTY THATS YOUR FOOT YOU DONT BITE YOUR FEET
No but imagine how hurt Luke and Leia shippers were when they revealed that they were fucking twins.
No but why is everyone having secret meetings with Ali except Emily?
No but protective Emily is actually the greatest thing. SHE WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT ALI THAT SHE STAYED UP THE ENTIRE NIGHT JUST WATCHING HER SLEEP. LIKE.
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