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How do i tell someone i dont want to go to the movies with them klgkshahmsol
That awkward moment when you really need to pee but cant leave because you are doing something important so you squirm around in your chair, cross and uncross your legs, and make tight pained faces when no ones looking
itspissbuddy: dryunderpressure: the-kittyscarf: itspissbuddy: underrated weird thing to pee in: -plastic bags imagine your fc on a roadtrip and they need to go and they cant pull over and theres no bottle or anything around…but there is a plastic
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rotting: kyary: fuckyeahtattoos: My first ghibli tattoo, “tonari no totoro” 1 of 18 tattoo ghibli movies omg its pretty but ihat how it is just cut off on the bttom that always looks really bad cant wait for my ghibli sleeve eheh
callmekitto: wordgotaround: tuukka-tantrum: geekparenting: I freaking love Batman Dad! I also love how his family put up with it. I CANT BREATHE i love when she kickS HIM AND HE LOSE IT “But why?” “NO ONE KNOWS.”
chessys: u cant cure sadnesses with a shower but honestly there is no purer place to suffer
thechronicmasochist: No Hall Passes! The shy new girl really needs to go to the bathroom but this hardass teacher never gives hall passes! Watch her plead and cry and cringe and whine from two pov’s until she cant hold it in any longer 10% discounted
susiethemoderator: white people be like: okay so white people cant say the N word under ANY circumstances????? but what if you’re walking home alone at night and suddenly a black van appears and takes you to a government black list zone where no one
missbigdong: Model Spotlight - Blair Ryder I just find her to be the cutest lil thing ever!! Face 8/10 Cute! Body 7/10 I feel alot of woman cant pull off the whole just no tits thing like she does,yea it could be better but it works with her Cock 7/10 A
nicole-cant-wait: omo-girl: drinkhisdelight: Oh no, I was only meant to leak a tiny bit because it was hurting so bad but it just wouldn’t stop!😫 Fuck I couldn’t stop moaning it was so good and I am shaking so much after this and I still need
rayboy2013:naughty-but-nice-uk: Under my work dress one day this week…cant remember which day lol ! Enjoy x loveladyp Lady P getting ready for work Who knows what a woman wears under her business suit… Today Lady P has decided, no bra… Thanks
I keep seeing people do this 100% meme where they show how cool their art looks at 100% and basically I avoided doing it because all my art looks like fuzzy sloppy balls at 100% like how do you guys even do that are you wizards
triple-quote-omo: “Aww did you pee your pants, thats super adorable!”“No shut up. I am not five!”“But you’re so adorable! I cant believe you actually had an accident!”
j-to-rule-the-world: suikerpil: no squealin cuz remember thats its all in your head bloging from phone so cant b sure but im like 80% positive this is transparent and awesome
momskiffer: - I cant’t believe your really do it! - Dad is rigth, you are a slut. - But, he will lick my out like every evening. - He will drink my sperm? - He has no choice.
manaphy: i know im really no better than the ppl im like blaming here since i collect as well but like it honestly breaks my heart when kids cant get an amiibo of a character they want just because a bunch of 30 year old men (like literally, i have lined
doafhat: Who could say no to that face? I could…..but now he has changed so I cant ^ ^
sorryforpartybarackin: do you ever get an overwHELMING RUSH OF POSITIVE FEELINGS TOWARD SOMEONE FOR NO REASON??? LIKE THEY DON’T DO ANYthING BUT YOU JUST SUDDENLY REALIzE HOW MUCh yoU LOVE THEM AND YOU CANT HOLD IT BACK???????????? i gotTA TELl yoU
mybisexualfury: givemethedrug: “No you cant you’re 7” I laughed but this is wonderful I love this!!!!
askbreejetpaw: askscruffasus: Thanks.. uh… Jet?… But no. I’m not a fan of… uhm… Licking. Thanks? Well… uhm….. Back to the story? Awwh Troubles face. xD I cant believe i missed this adorable response! Thankyou Trouble, for drawing this
ask-googlechrome:Have some cute horse pictures!I was making an animation of them on the stream for a new header, but after effects is being a jerk and I cant export it as a gif no matter what I try, so I’ll figure it out later. x3 D’aww~ <3
askthemaredoc:ask-hopelessromantic:And here’s my half of the art trade with @askthemaredoc ! I enjoyed making this so much you have no idea. I JUST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I LOVE THESE TWO. I KNOW YOU WANTED A HAPPY MARY BUT I JUST CANT IMAGINE HER BEING
dirkyshipper: fangirlingdragon: silentexecution: firedragon1321: donthatemecusimbeautiful: See this little guy? I want him but my boyfriend said I cant. I wagered him that if I could get 1,000,000 notes he would let me have it no questions asked.
c0nformity: invokes: guccified: ash? idk who ash is but this girl is so perf i cant how the fuck do you not no who that is? it’s hannah from pretty little liars!……bitches
I have hope or I am nothing
candygarnet: psychoetheric: no offense but ooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka ooga ooga i cant stop this feelin’ deep inside of me op you clearly just don’t realize what you do to me
krystal1:hello this is my second follow forever and i wanna thank every1 who follows me and my mutuals who put up w me im sorry i cant talk to u all im too shy but i hope u know i love u all oh this is in no particular order💕💕💕 @17dad @1jimin
xrdj: fuckyeahsirpatrickstewart: I have no idea what’s going on but I like it. (x) i cant
spooky2pope: karkats-left-eyeball: spooky2pope: what do you call a drunk basketball player a slaM DRUNK you know what fuck you i was gonna say tequille o’neal but no you had to blow my punchline out of the water i cant even win a fucking coin flip
chucklenutzz: i literally fell asleep and zoned out really bad a million times while colorin this it probably looks like dooks but i have no idea right now i cant tell
Good morning I woke up with the vague sense that I had some serious nightmares last night but I don’t remember any specifics so I have no idea what they were and cant process them. I just feel exhausted and I hate when I’m feeling good and
thats-slightly-raven: i dont have time for children who refuse to eat food unless you’ve cut it into some pretty little shapes rn 827 million people in the world are starving but oh no u cant eat some fucking cucumber because mummy didnt cut a flower
givemepizzas: thelatinalesbiana: trill-shit-bitchez: littlecraftyqueen: surprisebitch: this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist I love her so much omg Yes Werk nicki werk I have no feelings to this woman but this is pretty awesone
laneypwrites:I still have the eraser my friend gave me in 1st grade. I still think of my childhood best friend when I go to a certain restaurant. I still have a Valentine my friend gave me in 4th grade. I still have the pencil my friend gave me on the
kouha: kouha: kouha: hey guys im really sorry i keep posting about my financial struggles but i really need help getting by until im able to save up for a car(which is looking like it wont be soon cause i cant even make my bills and no one will teach
greed: luxuriousnightmares: jodiamandis: unsurepen: treatmen-t: passionanddanger: ive reblogged this too many fuckin times but NO FUCKS ARE GIVEN I JUST REALLY LOVE TATE WHY CANT I HAVE A CUTE DEAD BOYFRIEND His fucking dimples. His eyes. Those
thevulpixie: defieroffate: searchforelysium: fujisalci: therealdestructables: I love this. no matter what you say you cant stop me from shipping starbok x hypster I miss this. IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE I know this is getting old but
okaytrue: dissociating is so scary because your missing chunks of your life, you literally don’t remember parts of your day or you cant pay attention no matter how hard you try and people accuse you of not listening and get mad but its like pls be
donthatemecusimbeautiful: See this little guy? I want him but my boyfriend said I cant. I wagered him that if I could get 1,000,000 notes he would let me have it no questions asked. Please help me, I want this little puffball!
hi-imkingdavid: Life comes at you fast He said that shit in January and she bout to give birth? Niggas wild. Blessings tho
hotgrannyzz: hot grannies oh no i cant believe i just had sex with my son it was so wrong but so enjoyable his huge cock pounding into me god it was a size never had one so big inside me before my pussy is still aching from the thrusting of his manhood
jakedepravity: But dad the lights all wrong you cant even see our faces! When you girls look that good no one cares about your faces…lol
capev1079: Crazy night with the ladies..now dealing with this hangover😣😩 (Gatorade this morning) no gym today but cant forget friday booty shot lolol😛💋👄👍
wattpadfic: the no notes thing has been rocket launched to meme status within seconds but how am i supposed to know just how successful the meme is when i cant see the notes????? can i capitalize on this meme or is it too underground still????
h0ekay: razorsharpvaginas: greed: luxuriousnightmares: jodiamandis: unsurepen: treatmen-t: passionanddanger: ive reblogged this too many fuckin times but NO FUCKS ARE GIVEN I JUST REALLY LOVE TATE WHY CANT I HAVE A CUTE DEAD BOYFRIEND His
lovatic92: fangirlingdragon: silentexecution: firedragon1321: donthatemecusimbeautiful: See this little guy? I want him but my boyfriend said I cant. I wagered him that if I could get 1,000,000 notes he would let me have it no questions asked. Please
