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bucks-barnes: I don’t know how, bc everyone is hella awesome, but I chose the first 15 20 members for the network, and here they are… ahbucky brucebannar captnstevens ewgroot fossilrogers gigglyhiddleston grootey gvoot kvtebshop
light novel-style. I love Nezumi with short hair, seriously, he is less feminine that vay but still omnomnom
NO they don’t do this…but seriously i love their coffee :D
So… wings… and pony-ears… but no horns, huh? Interesting. Also AJ’s hairstyle is amazing. I like the hairstyles in general, how they incorporate the design of the tails in it. It’s quite beautiful. Why am I looking forward
Current challenge: Go 24h without wanting to murder myself.Status: …There’s no shame in starting on easy mode.Five minutes, maybe?Fucking hell this is ridiculous. I mean yeah, death, pain, anger, rawr, but besides that, by now I’m just bored.
ernbarassing: “Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer
midbloods: mightyelephant: okay i know no one cares but seriously i cant stand green jellybeans and i love red jellybeans but im red green colorblind do you see my problem i can see your problem but you cant
No but on a serious note I’m really fucking shivering.
Well... Shit.
no but actually if I hear one more “too gay to function” joke about a man nobody here knows, who seriously struggled with this- some motherfucker’s gonna be too dead to function.
mightyelephant: inklins: mightyelephant: okay i know no one cares but seriously i cant stand green jellybeans and i love red jellybeans but im red green colorblind do you see my problem i can see your problem but you cant @everyone who is still
literaryghoul: unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they
gouldstud: the-iron-cub: hordebylush: Treating @the-iron-cub to a Bloody Mary coz he was feeling sick. FYI I don’t drink and have no idea how to make Bloody Mary’s soooo yeah SERIOUSLY NO FILTER?! UGH. But seriously, this was super cute of him
tricountyshit: thaunderground: onlylolgifs: 4 Year Old Kid Plays Nunchucks Like A Little Bruce Lee That’s pretty damn impressive there little Dragon. But you want to step away from the tv a few more steps there. ^ buzz killington over here Buzz
procrastinationinsteadofgrading: dannymrowr: the-real-eye-to-see: Gymnastics has come a long compared to that old footage, but this difference is particularly significant for black girls! Because they have never taken seriously our abilities! Just
sementine: yeah but rivamika waking up late and having to 3DMG their terrified kids to school and bursting into the classroom Ok, I’m thoroughly, thoroughly in love with this idea but have no time to write it myself…so hopefully someone
So I’m watching the new Kyoukai no Kanata movie and THIS JUST APPEARED and I seriously went IS THAT LEVI AND/OR MIKASA COMING BACK FOR THEIR CHILDREN???Obviously it’s not but I seriously continue to wtf at these weird coincidences of the HSF/crossover
didanwhisperer: There’s already debate on who will get the serum. Will it be Armin? Will it be Erwin? Either way no one seems to care that Bertolt is right there too, in the same page as Armin and Erwin, as a potential person to get the falling axe.
garashirs:shipping a rarepair with little to no content is torture, i totally agree, but there’s a special kind of hell called “popular pairing with thousands of fics on ao3 but 90% of them are A/B/O mpreg dubcon slave/master harry potter!au that
but-my-dear-this-isnt-wonderland: seriously, how can you not love him.
tardisheart: DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING! Me and asoiaf
I look both adorable and sexy as shit right now but no one to appreciate it and still can’t get a guy to talk to me longer than a few days. At least I have my wine and my foodbaby
Hey, Guys, i really need your opinion! Do you think Shion could actually someday top Nezumi in bed???
la-diablareina: The only appropriate response But seriously, we JUST started talking and you seriously ask me that? No courtesy whatsoever smh I’m always nice to POTs…. Unless they start treating me like a fucktoy… Then the gloves
thisbridgecalledmyback: yoncevevo: No shade but i forgot about Ultraviolence it was a forgettable album by a boring forgettable artist so I don’t blame you lmfao
fyeahwongfu-blog: FOR SERIOUS!! I swear, we’re really busy these days. Video conference meetings…very serious. no but really, a ton of stuff on our plate. Just a random hi, and thank you for being you.
no but i’m serious my bunny is really running on the treadmill.
No but okay, look I would seriously become a man just to have Colby Keller fuck me okay? Cause unf.
Doesn't it suck when you have a friend who has the best sense of humor ever and always makes you smile with their personality but when you want to have a serious conversation with them they keep cracking jokes?
I have reached my maximum posts for todayyyyy. I gained so many followers, don’t Un-follow me bitches hahahah. No but seriously..
missloftus: When sexy meets lazy.I think that should be my motto. No but seriously I am one lazy bitch… or maybe it’s just the weed.☘
cloven: no but seriously: winter uniforms.
thepottergeist: madcenturion: madcenturion: If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic no but seriously imagine it this way a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire,
there are 20+ asks about Shrek in my inbox this needs to sTOP
genitalsanxiety: Probably the first time I’ve taken a pussy pic and not felt absolutely disgusted and ashamed. Let’s celebrate!!! *throws confetti* No but seriously. I think it’s pretty tragic that I’m 23 and hated the way I looked since I
that-one-transguy: vaiitrii: anonbuddha: theblackd4hlia: bandtshirt: LMAOOOOOOOOO no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
fake-mermaid: no but seriously christmas is getting less and less exciting each year and it makes me feel like shit
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lilbarbzmonster: No but seriously he’s hot
karkatstuck: no but seriously you guys like they just fucking described homestuck in 3 paragraphs and it actually makes fucking sense
stridersknowbest: geisttotend: no but seriously i have this text post stuck in my sketchbook it genuinely motivates me to do art THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
geisttotend: no but seriously i have this text post stuck in my sketchbook it genuinely motivates me to do art
so today in class i doodled a small thing with tamao pushing shizuma’s face away while they were both trying to run towards nagisa and it left a red mark and idk it was rly funny to me tamao dont give no shits about the etoile’s perfectly
nayulie: no but seriously this fucking ship they can be adorable little fucks and also badass as fuck this is the ultimate otp
crimesolving-and-apiculture: no but seriously the fuck is meganebu! going to be about I genuinely want to know just all of a sudden all of their glasses do the shiny megane thing the reflection of their glasses summon a great crime-fighting beast and
swan2swan: No, but seriously, if you make Bolin forget his decency,make Asami forget that she and Mako aren’t a thing, and BLOW UP A BUILDING IN A PEACEFUL MARCH, you’re scum. When you go down, Varrick, I’ll be cheering.
benditlikekorra: No but seriously guys, this is already my favorite Legend of Korra episode(s) to date! The animation, the voice acting, the writing, the history: It’s ALL amazing right now!
death-limes: mypocketshurt90: family show my ass no but seriously there’s a brother who’s got his sister’s back
shyoxine: no but seriously their battle faces
valeriane: the-real-seebs: wolvensnothere: ishipitlikeups: ishipitlikeups: Don’t cry don’t cry DON’T CRY DON’T CRY DON’T— Goddammit. Yeah no but seriously. Read it. Holy fuck that twist. That is some fine writing. Oh… OH wow.
avocadosforlife: lucylovesmemore: kageillusionz: Stop whatever you’re doing and WATCH THIS. Thank you icedjellytea for linking me! NO BUT SERIOUSLY! WATCH IT RIGHT NOW. AND IF YOU ARE ABLE TO VOTE FOR THEM AND DON’T SO SHE CAN PERFORM IN FRONT
sevendemigodsanswerthecall: No, but seriously what kind of psycho eats basically her father’s pet and possibly best friend. It’s like if Tenzin ate Appa, that’s some messed up shit…
onceanavatar: No but seriously, this is not the same girl we saw in season one. Korra was arrogant, loud, always willing to fight. She was proud to be the Avatar and she wanted everyone to know it. In this first picture we see her testing the Triple
firelordzuko: cosmo tip 666: while making out, suck the life out of him. just suck the fucking life out of him. No but seriously you should always suck on his tongue to let him know “yes daddy I’m good with my mouth”
Hot take: bubble tea is seriously undervalued as a morning beverage
1) What a disrespectful way to word pregnancy. “Knocked up,” seriously? 2) No. 3) Even if I was pregnant, it’s literally no one else’s concern but my lover and I. :-)
