no alcohol
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find no alcohol on porn pin board
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murallamuerta: Akajajjaja no se porque pero sabia que era un globo y que algo así pasaría
¿mis profesores que me dejan tantas tareas no se dan cuenta que soy famoso y tengo un blog por mantener?
Yo cuando estoy en finales y no sé cuál de todas mis tareas hacer primero.
lachica-delas-poesias1313: que hermoso:(, los papas son capaces de darnos hasta lo que no tienen:(
Ya leíste esto. No hay vuelta atrás. Pide un deseo. Hazlo con todas tus fuerzas y rebloguea. Se cumplirá.
beeeeenjaxd: b-a-j-a-a-u-t-o-e-s-t-i-m-a: Adoptar un perro tal vez no cambien el mundo, pero sin duda el mundo cambiara para él. y el gato donde queda? >:c
Tiene tumblr, tiene 15 años, pide comprensión e insulta a quien no piensa igual, es vegetariano, sufre por amor, es hardcore, tiene expansiones, tiene una cámara de 38913312381 pixeles y la usa para sacarse fotos en el espejo, usa ropa americana y
Quiero un mensaje que diga: no hagas planes mañana, pasa el día conmigo.
Ser virgen no te hace santa, ser gordo, con barba blanca, y un traje rojo, si.
"Nose" es nariz en inglés. "No sé" para decir que desconoces algo.
“Los budistas dicen que si conoces a alguien y tu corazón late con fuerza, tus manos tiemblan y tus rodillas se vuelven débiles, no es la persona indicada. Cuando tú conoces a tu alma gemela, sientes calma. Nada de ansiedad, nada de agitación.”
ODIO CUANDO ESTOY SENTADO, ME LEVANTO RÁPIDO Y ME ENTRA UN MAREO QUE NO VEO NADA, Y ME TENGO QUE QUEDAR QUIETO HASTA QUE SE ME PASA.
Querido alcohol: tengo que recordarte que teníamos un trato, en el cual tú me hacías ser más divertido, más guapo, más inteligente y más bailarín, pero ayer vi el video y definitivamente tenemos que hablar.
"Yo creía que mi adolescencia iba a ser fiestas, rebeldía y alcohol. Resultó ser películas, series, libros y obsesión por bandas / artistas del otro lado del mundo."
el-pene-de-tu-ex: gorlii: Para que tomar alcohol, si me puedo embriagar en tu mirada? Para odiar, si puedo amarte? para que tu sonrisa, sí puedo volar con droga? OWPYTWPEIOFKLSD
Olvidar el dolor con litros de alcohol.
Three-martini Lunch:
Famous Last Words:
king-joaquin: i dont need no alcohol i jus wanna pop a bean
porcelainbackbones: This is how I cope with lifes tribulations, I guess. No alcohol involved in this…
Tengo problemas con el alcohol.
El dolor no es parte de la vida, se puede convertir en la vida misma. Frida Kahlo
"Tal vez te llame esta noche después de que mi sangre se transforme en alcohol".
romcommunist: no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup
automatically: when you are at the party and theres no alcohol
I like this for no reason I can put into words…
…. why is no one trying to commercialize this???
❆ Hana No Koori ❆
twicr: After a long hard day of serving your robot overlords, there’s no better way to unwind than with a cold glass of Rusted Robot beer! (designed by Jonathan Greer)
venturebirbs: Atti is my best bud. <3 PS no alcohol for him of course but he loves the condensation on cans for some reason.
povverbottoms: I literally died when I saw this I’m no longer on this earth I’m typing this from my grave.
chileanprince:“No” lmfaoooo
My thoughts on Bud Light Platinum:
Anybody in Orlando want to go out for a drink tonight?
drinkyourfuckingmilk:i like to think ackermans react to alcohol like that ludes scene in wolf of wall streetBONUS:
I had a creepy old guy stop me on my way home today asking “wanna go get drunk?” all because I was carrying a bag from the liquor store. Like no fuckface mcdickhead I just want to go home and make teriyaki fried rice with the sake I bought
raquelsays: gracefulhotmess: r33f3rmadness: honestly found this cool as fuck. I love how they have drugs, alcohol, and then Starbucks The cocaine gif made me laugh a little too hard. fuckin’ Colombia.
my-killz: The whole world has been against her. She’s become more of a punch line than a celebrity. Instead of celebrating with Lindsay about the small victories as you should with any type of addict (my step father was an alcoholic for 10 years) people
highenergyjewtrino: togakiss: Texas Texas benders can manipulate scorpions, snakes, bobcats, coyotes, and casual summertime alcoholism.
tentarude: troncats: sorry: I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
queentinabelcher: Alcohol vs marijuana
sherlooolly: ALCOHOLIC DOUGHNUTS?
amadaun23: “I’m someone that has struggled with alcohol and substance abuse, probably you can say I have an addictive personality, and if I’m not doing that, I have so much energy to focus on music. And also, the aspects to (a solo career)
foreverphantomhive: riverplants: foods that will poison cats: alcohol chocolate caffeine dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant) fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish grapes and raisins onions and garlic tuna (when not made for cats) xylitol
narcissistic-alcoholic: girlgamemaster: graphitewizard: “DO NOT buy Exer-Hides dog bones! I found rubber bands in the one my dog was chewing last night. I know this brand is sold by WalMart. I am alerting the WalMart where I bought the bones
constantcollapse: Kinda want a lover Kinda want drugs and alcohol Kinda wanna die
childservices: diancie: hotty-toddys-hotty: How to get over a break up Fuck the beer and alcohol but LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE GUMMY BEARS OMFG…. I have some news for you….
imnotjailbait: shes like an an alcoholic elementary school teacher
jacko-plantern:foods dangerous to dogs: avocadoes alcohol raw bread dough caffeine chocolate grapes and raisins onions and garlic macadamia nuts raw salmon xylitol (artificial sweeteners) if you have a dog please reblog this
hidrihime:liache:ok kids repeat after mevinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxicammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxicrubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxichydrogen peroxide and vinegar
americanhighwayflower: officialdonaldrumsfeld: ashighasginger:blankkphase: Alcohol will only make a person cheat if they’d considered doing it while sober. Being drunk changes your behavior, not your morals. Thank youuuu i thought drunk ppl cant
suck-err:riverplants: foods dangerous to dogs: avocadoes alcohol raw bread dough caffeine chocolate grapes and raisins onions and garlic macadamia nuts raw salmon xylitol (artificial sweeteners) if you have a dog please reblog this You don’t need