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nishlo: but the real question is has nemo found himself
nishlo: shark lava and boy girl
nishlo: I’m high as shit and just debated in my argument class on why weed should be illegal and I won
nishlo: stunningpicture: In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me . Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8. damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make
nishlo: i was jerking off and full house was on in the background and i looked up and made eye contact with bob saget as i came and im so ashamed
nishlo: [a post that starts out talking about snuggling and coffee and ends with being fucked hard] 123,270 notes
nishlo: methhomework: when i was a kid i thought herpes was a greek god is this a macklemore lyric
nishlo: “Touchdowns are for losers! The only thing I wanna score is some good drugs!”
nishlo: people get hypothermia from looking at me cause I’m that cool
nishlo: my two uncles were getting married and everyone was crying and my mom looked at me and whispered “this is so gay”
nishlo: parents want u to be outgoing and do fun stuff with friends but also want you home by 11 and not high on meth like c’mon on mom u cant have it all
nishlo: *sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*
nishlo: Rihanna is that u
nishlo: when u wear sweatpants and people see ur huge dingaling
nishlo: if ur sleeping pattern is fucked up clap ur hands if ur staying awake really late clap ur hands if ur totally screwed when school starts and u really wanna show it if ur sleeping pattern is fucked up clap ur hands
nishlo: once a deer broke into my school and it was just walking around the hallways for like an hour and nobody did anything about it
nishlo: svveden: gay porn is pretty gay dude being straight is so gay like if u think about it right cause like what’s gayer than liking girls right??? girls are all pink and pretty and glittery like dude that’s gay as shit!! Dudes are manly that’s
nishlo: parents who make their children their facebook profile pictures
nishlo: a weird this is happening to me
nishlo: when people jokingly pick on u but its something ur sensitive about
nishlo: thank god
nishlo: about to smoke some grass
nishlo: stunningpicture: In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me . Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8. damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint
nishlo: it’s crazy that people who meant the world to me a year ago are nothing but a passing thought to me now and some of the people who mean the most to me now didn’t even know I existed a year ago
nishlo: messy
nishlo: real talk i dress about 17 times nicer in the winter than in the summer
nishlo:if u say we aren’t the cutest couple u ever saw id probably call u a liar
nishlo: i’ve discovered why people like collarbones so much… theyre perfect for chips and dip.
nishlo: american horror story: coven
nishlo: Amazing
nishlo: this thanksgiving I’m thankful for george lopez’s role in shark boy and lava girl
nishlo:when u go to the bathroom at the club and u faded af and they ain’t have paper towels
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