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starcitysirens: There are two kinds of fic writers: 1. Fuck it, it’s fiction 2. Let me look up real estate listings, so I can plot out subway routes and schedules and see if this walk really is long enough for them to have this conversation. Guess which
comingoutofthecauldron:to summarise what’s happening, the queen was exposed for lobbying the government to hide her private wealth, and shit is sort of starting to hit the fan. for those of you who aren’t familiar with how uk parliament works, there
chandrilas-deactivated20180714: Rowling wrote Hermione to eschew stereotypes. She doesn’t end up with the hero; she is never there to function as Harry’s love interest. She prefers Arithmancy to Divination in school. Hermione is also a total badass,
itbatman: “Is there a problem with my burger?”
renareyuugu: thesmellofcoffeeinthemorning: thesmellofcoffeeinthemorning: there’s a ten year old boy in my high school honors math class who speaks six different languages. you shitheads think im fucking with you look at this little genius. like
Maybe new story…I want to write a spooky story. Not necessarily a weight gain fic. If I wrote something like that, how many people would read it? The main reason I stopped writing was not getting any feedback.Course there’s another reason
nicevagina: I don’t think there is any time ever that I would not like to receive a blowjob. Funeral, please. Public bathroom, sure. Wedding, why are you asking. Family dinner, if you must. You’re bored, thanks.
I want to go back there.
I will never get over the Hannibal fandom
sirenja-and-the-stag:I didn’t call you because I didn’t want to. I don’t think I’d be all that useful to you, Jack. I never think about it anymore. I don’t believe I could do it now.
darinpadula:Been there done that
I randomly decided to pop back on Tumblr because I really miss it and have been feeling really stressed lately…And I never realized I had so many messages in my inbox!!! I’m so sorry everyone!!! But thank you for the sweet messages~!! 💖✨
timeywimeyness: Jackie: Do you think you’ll ever settle down?Rose: The Doctor never will, so I can’t. I’ll just keep on traveling.
timesvigilante:Ace knit her brow, staring hard at this Rose girl. “Ain’t never met no-one from the Professor’s future.” She shifted from one foot to the other, and looked to the floor. It took her a minute to settle on just how she felt about
who-lligan: “He knew. He knew you could never leave him.” The Dalek Invasion of Earth x Journey’s End
cleverlyplannedmeal: becoming the type of radical who brushes off all small steps toward a better world as liberal nonsense is a really efficient and fun way to never have to actually do anything
Ichimatsu longs for a chicken chipLike if you’d give him one, reblog if you’d tell him you love his alienware computer, ignore if u hate ichimatsu and hope he never eats a chickchip
we’re sitting on the couch listening to iron maiden and i’m messing around on my phone while daddy is air-guitaring on my leg and honestly i’ve never been more content and in love as i am right at this moment it’s the little things 💓
rambeaus: and tbh re: that steve mischaracterization drinking game post — there is really no reason to believe that tony is partic. openminded about homosexuality. i mean, the magical healing cock thing is bad enough but like, on a character level,
against-stars: (for jewels in her hair) yes okay there I admit it, I’m a little obsessed
iambickilometer replied to your post: dear donnie you are my friend and my small potato… being a tourist is FINE especially because i’m never a tourist in my own state so it’ll be fun for everyone (omg i’m so excited though) OKAY GOOD :o)
jossujb: One of those AUs where Bilbo only thought Thorin to be dead, but he isn’t. I didn’t think about specifics - google yourself a fic if you’re interested. There so many people much better to figure out stories than I am. Though my best guess
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starfleetbabe: its never too early for halloween babies
thowra replied to your post: speaking of anachronistic terminology,… that sounds so cis its unbelievable i bet they teach about cisphobia in there AH YES I’m imagining the professor being like “…now class, we’ve been
vincentvangodot replied to your post: I don’t really give a shit how into &n… Comparing fannishness to addiction is really never OK but holy shit ESPECIALLY not that specific and personal a comparison. Why are people so terrible? absolutely!
hackedmotionsensors: “Noot Noot.png” What do you mean there’s a sad ending? JE REFUSE
one of my co-workers made an ebola joke today and everyone was like “hahahahahahah too soon” so I said “uh. no. there’s no appropriate time to make a joke about a deadly disease.” I have a week left I am going to be the
vincentvangodot replied to your post “started part three and I’m sorry friends I still don’t like J*taro…” There are really REALLY over-defensive fans, so you’re right to be careful. Several people undertook a campaign to slur and bully
breadsports: i drew a remix of this iconic scene because nobody was there to stop me
bailiesartblog: Wanted to revisit designs for THB since I realized I’ve never really fleshed them out
Knowing facts about characters that your readers will never know
wtfzodiacsigns:An Aquarius will be never open their hearts (or legs) to someone who hasn’t opened their minds first. - WTF Zodiac Signs Daily Horoscope!
squishycalum: im so curious now. reblog and put in the tags whether u bring the bra clasp to ur front and clip it there then twist it or if u straight up clip it around the back
livinglifewithderek: U were never there at all
agentdarcy: friendly reminder that there’s a cut scene in Thor that while the Destroyer is blowing shit up, Darcy runs into the pet store to save all the animals and give them to people leaving the town as things are being set on fire around her, she
rosetenforever: In “Fathers Day” Rose makes a threat. She tells him she sees through him into the man he really is, she knows that he’d never leave her. He couldn’t. And it breaks my heart to think of this. He needed her, and then she was just
writhe: gagglescorn: So many situations in movies where there’s something scary happening and the women are in hysterics but the men are completely calm.. doesn’t seem realistic at all have u ever seen a man be minorly inconvenienced….catastrophic
feysqnd: me when ppl ive literally never heard of have me blocked:
I am currently toying with the idea of posting more here but it’s difficult because I never left exactly. I come on here and post niche fanart like once every six months. Effectively cultivating a following of inactives and…active people
haverfords-blog: It’s like you were never there. OHFUCK NO
jenniferswag: “Consensual sex” is redundant. Sex requires consent. If there is no consent, it is rape. Rape is not nonconsensual sex. Rape is rape. Rape is not sex. Do not equate the two.
timoathy: intergaylactic: freakbast: so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle. so naturally, Tyler
suunes:ysrnty:1212m:NOT ENOUGHdragon-noisesThe fact that there’s no context is a shame, because it’s really good.
I shall be forever saddened by the fact that there will be no X-Files movie/episode/whatever this year, when in the show’s canon December 21st, 2012 was the date the aliens were going to invade. How perfect would a movie have been? Bah!
thedarkplumber: hyperbolic-time-chamber: There’s a lot to discuss here Starting with the American flag, which means this isn’t just a regular day in Australia. I think those are moose. This was probably taken in Alaska and the moose are preparing
shinimegami: It doesn’t matter how well-written, developed, and deep a character is, there will always be a group of people in the fandom that will reduce that character to 2 or 3 traits and then misinterpret everything they do based on those 2 or
asryakino: This is a scan of the booklet that came with my necklace. I thought the SU fans out there would enjoy the little bits about the gemstones.
gemfuck: Shhhhh I love how Steven just pivots on Garnet’s head but never breaks eye contact on the screen.Also - Amethyst has ears again!
jacmirie: meangreanhare: jacmirie: fried-butter: Read More STOP TAGGING YOUR FUCKING HATE Clarence sucks and I hate whoever threw money at this rather than something that took effort. When cartoons like Bubsy never got a chance, and shit like Uncle
blackcatula: As much as I could talk about cartoons, I could also spend as much time talking about the OPENINGS for cartoons. I will never understand people who skip the opening (unless it happens to just be an ANNOYING AS FUCK song), because the opening
Rebecca Sugar and Ben Levin at the Gallery Nucleus - first set - August 9th, 2014 (1/5) “We are the Crystal Gems (full version)” - There are parts where she vocalizes (lalala, etc) instead of sings which she says is because those bits are
When I was a kid and we’d watch “A Goofy Movie”, during the “After Today” song there’s these two goth (I’m guessing) girls who sing a line like “No more pep rallies to cut” and then made a gagging
voyageviolet: autistictheon: azuresquirrel: STEVEN UNIVERSE THOUGHTS/IMPLIED MIRROR GEM/OCEAN GEM SPOILERS/FANDOM PLEASE DON’T DO THE THING Soooooo there were so many DELIGHTFUL nuggets thrown into the last two episodes of Steven Universe that really
pixelade:why does the su fandom act like pearl is the only gem that misses rose? i always see fan art of pearl admiring/mourning rose but never garnet or amethyst yea, that bugs me too. I think its because Pearl is a lot more open with her emotions
Something that I’ve always respected about SU is that despite having numerous opportunities, they pretty much never make fun of Pearl’s nose.I mean, they don’t really make fun of anyone’s physical appearance, which is great, but
Ok so if you’re ever eating one of those push-up popsicle things and you think like “This little paper wrap is in the way, I’ll just push it all the way up and eat it like a normal popsicle”, don’t. Because there is no stick
polygemsofficial: jaclcfrost:bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at
for the record, what bothers me most is the show dominating the schedule (the fact that I think its a bad show just makes it worse). Even if CN was having SU (a show I can watch all day, every day, and never get tired of it) dominate the schedule I’d
Vincent, one of my dogs, likes to lay on the edge of the bed (why, I don’t know, but he seems to be most comfortable there).He also has a tendency to roll over in his sleep. I think you can see why this can sometimes cause a problem for him
