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ewelock: “The Little Scuba Diver” Bonus: So my headcanon for this picture is that Bilbo is a marine biologist who Gandalf, the wandering seafarer fisherman, consults for help on a quest to take back the under the sea kingdom, Erebor, and to destroy
kannibal: kannibal: Long after you’re gone, gone, gone. (Happy White day alternative) It becomes progressively harder to set Springtime Tea for one. An idea occurred while working on something a friend requested of me. ☆ Don’t blink or you’ll
berendoes: just a quick dwarf bros doodle that has been done approx 3 million times
You must be Mr. Boggins!
ewelock: forkeye answered: Bilbo and some of the dwarves (including Thorin) kinda fell into a heap and Thorn & Bilb end up pressed (un)comfortably against each other?:) I liked this prompt and ended up drawing them in their Laketown outfits
against-stars: (for jewels in her hair) yes okay there I admit it, I’m a little obsessed
eva4art: eh? EH? because I have no self control and had to force myself to give up on coloring this properly like halfway through.
ewelock: > thehylianemblemtshirtclub answered: More fem!Thorin/fem!Bilbo doing anything IDC I guess my story for this one fem!Thorin catches fem!Bilbo who isn’t quite so chuffed on the idea of being in this ruffian-woman’s arms. Sort of inspired
grimdarkcake: hot springs (at beorn’s. maybe. just go with it.) winter challenge 14 - hot baths
pancakesandplaid: borbprince: the adventures of tsunrin-chan♥ I can’t remember what possessed me to do this, but here you go. its not like i made it for you or anything baka
inchells: For bilbosbackend! Who wanted smoky baggenshield kisses!
vera-ist-44: Illustration to the fanfic
ewelock: ewebean: bob-chan answered: magical school girl au DOKI DOKI MASTER THIEF: STING omg what have I done
thorinsmajesticass: Old-ish bagginshield sketch
Maybe someday
broakenshield: lost.
icefeels: for some reason i envision like… a super cute anime about modern ladies-only bagginshield ceo times that blue rectangle is a phone yes …phones look like rectangles now *grabby hands* I’D READ THIS AHHH. I LOVE IT <3
kaciart: (I’ll add the full story tomorrow) “Is this how you deal with all your problems, Master Dwarf” “You are *insufferable*!” “I can assure you the feeling is mutual!”
asparklethatisblue: An Anon said that fem!Bilbo is nice but the fandom needs more fem!Thorin. Why not both? Shire-Wedding because I have not seen that one yet ^^
grimdarkcake: thorin’s no good at playing nurse, but he does know how to work the samovar. winter challenge 23 - sick
dziwaczka: all i want in this life is an abundance of 1950s greaser genderbent bagginshield au (pardon the mouthful) i shamelessly stole the idea of bilbo’s poodle skirt having a dragon on it from against-stars who drew a lovely picture here,
ourpathislaid: She enters in long strides, like she owns the place. She’s tall, maybe 25 years old? with broad shoulders and strong features and handsome, Bilbo thinks. While the woman is taking off her coat, Bilbo notices faint white streaks in her
ewelock: “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. But, sad or merry, I must leave it now. Farewell.” -Thorin Oakenshield, The Hobbit
hattedhedgehog: What do you mean, “too short?” Damn dwarves are just too tall, anyone can see that. Bilbo could have easily picked up a tree stump or something, but he was really determined to prove how NOT SHORT he was.
icefeels: Ladies-only Modern AU Bagginshield SEXY TIMES gurrrrrrrrrl Bilbo’s like “BEWB” Thorin’s like “FRACKLES <3” Ahhh frecklessss. I wonder how Thorin’s got all those scars tho :O But I love this yes good.
disqueenunderthemountain: WHY
Kaciart
icefeels: Meanwhile Kili’s like “I LIKE YOUR FACE” drawing this I came up with this whole AU where Thorin’s raising her sister’s kids and lives next to the Ri brothers and she’s like “I NEED A LIVE IN NANNY GANDALF PROVIDE ONE” and Gandalf’s
papermachette: -The Clouds Burst-
The Makings of a Kingsman
smokinshield: how to keep your dwarf happy
jossujb: One of those AUs where Bilbo only thought Thorin to be dead, but he isn’t. I didn’t think about specifics - google yourself a fic if you’re interested. There so many people much better to figure out stories than I am. Though my best guess
madwomanlexie: Day 3: Kiss on the cheek. For the 20 Day OTP Kiss Challenge! Day 1 Day 2 (I’m a bit behind. Wahhh. But hopefully I rectified it by making this. Maybe. Maybe not.)
pancakesandplaid: tough luck, king under the mountain
kaciart: Tally wanted something happy and Bean wanted Thilbo
Little Burglar
feignedsobriquet: it’s fem!bagginshield week
bymybraidedbeard: Oh god I should’ve waited until I could get hold of a scanner… BUT I’m in desperate need of prompts/requests (preferably Rule 63 Bagginshield since it’s fem!bagginshield week! =)), and I thought it’d be nice if you had some
kaciart: nanozombie answered: Bilbo tracing Thorin’s lips. Sensual.
kannibal: Inspired from this image » (with corresponding tagfic) and perkynurples’s suggestion/theory that blue could be a mourning colour for the Shirefolk (they usually wear greens, light reds and yellows according to the Chronicles, and I’m
life and death are seldom logical
feignedsobriquet: it’s still fembagginshield week (woo) prompt: sodomquake answered: hand-kissing?? hand-kissinnnnggg
: ‘Hello, burglar…’
kaciart: “I’m not going to get any work done at this rate.”
kannibal: DURIN’S DAY as it was in the beginning | [ LISTEN »] Once every year, on the first day of the last moon of autumn on the threshold of Winter, it is permissible to ache once again.art and cover by Kannibal These Days NICO❝ I've
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bilbo-of-the-shire: OOC: More doodling. This time a little bit of Bagginshield going on. I like to imagine Thorin’s just whispering the raunchiest things as he holds Bilbo in a ‘romantic’ gesture. So to people, it just looks cute. But in reality?
kisstheapocalypse: Welp, these were going to be for a theme makeover buuuut I’m not feeling it anymore asfha.
piigeons: waiting for an episode to load so I doodled a little thing, though i’ve never drawn anything from this series before so it’s a bit… off i guess? anyway kind of ship everyone in this series i don’t even know the end
hattedhedgehog: Of hobbits and hair braiding: Bilba Baggins and Princess Thorin.
grimdarkcake: 20 kisses challenge 08 - a secret kiss
grimdarkcake: 20 kisses challenge 07 - a bedtime kiss.
loshka: Gustav Klimt’s “The Kiss" for the second Let’s Draw the Hobbit project. Spiraled into gold sickness. Oops.
kaciart: mangocianamarch answered: modern thilbo at the beach? :D
pandamani: 30 day OTP challenge- day 2 cuddles But Panda where is Day 1? That, my friends, you will have to pry from my cold partially dead fingers, because I wrote it, and I must edit it, and I’m a butt so I won’t.
grimdarkcake: 20 kisses challenge 06 - a good morning kiss One thing about sleeping with a Hobbit, you don’t get to sleep in past second breakfast.
reapersun: I needed a break from a thing so I drew this really quick thing for Let’s Draw The Hobbit’s clothing swap challenge~ I know this is really uncreative but ughhyaa I really wanted to draw Bilbo in dwarf gear nnnnn
jackie-illustration: I saw that trailer…. I saw it and I cried with happines…
geoffsramsey: friendship with me???? sad headcanons trying to make u ship threesomes with me whining puns telling you to get the fuck out i’ll probably write you fic but never finish it
Reasons why you should ship Jean/Marco/Armin/Eren: the variation in sexual dynamics. Like… well-structured dom/sub relations between Armin and Jean, to the very rough sex of Jean and Eren (with aftercare they never admit to most of the time),