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adamsleray: vomiyt: this was the most uncomfortable experience in my life i need an adult

teensquotess: http://teenlifequotes.com/ I wish everyone was like this. I will never in my life judge you by what you look like. I never have. I will not get intimidated or scared I will treat you like anyone else unless you give me a reason to not

faceman0505: cuckoldpleasure: Listen, listen, listen. This is what fucking a Real Man with a big cock sounds like. Sounds you’ve probably never heard in your bedroom. Never in my life

chiefincheesehead: Never in my life have i felt so comfortable with somone. Shes my best friend. Shes my lover. Shes my everything.

omgfamilyaffair: in all my years thru high school,college, the dating, marriage….i have never in my life felt a cock so big go so deep…and it’s my sons!

blossyay: I never post anymore but???? Never in my life would I predict myself shipping my goat mom with a skeleton…

Hi, everyone! Believe it or not, it’s my birthday again. This past year has involved a lot of change for me. When l look at what’s different in my life, it makes me think about my long-term goals and the prospect of growth. I feel less certain

carbonatedeyeballs: charlesoberonn: What have I done… Prick is important to me - And that’s how you fuse, BITCH!Prick is the most important thing in my life now XD[also it’s a joke from the Rick&Morty show, it isn’t here to offend anyone!]

For a long time I’ve been saying that I can’t quit drinking cuz it would get in the way of my career. I figured if I quit drinking I’d become a hermit for at least a year and not be able to perform because I’ve never in my life

onlyblackgirl: Never in my life have I desired this. anyone who wears these deserves e-fur-nail damnnation tbh

!!! Something just occurred to me! The last several months my favorite color has been orange. I’ve changed my mind on my favorite color many times in my life but it’s never been orange. In fact, I had never been a particular fan of orange.

hot-jello: me during reasonable hours of the day: i never want to do anything in my life Ever me at 3 am: I Have To Learn How To Play The Piano Immediately

urtube: h0llo: boychic: kaijuleng: tattoosfade: oppressionisntrad: anarchist-memes: We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture. Important things to keep in mind! - never take from ‘mom and pop’ type store.

so-im-a-lesbian: Never in my life have I been comfortable with my boobs… Apparently all I needed to do was get my nipples pierced. Now I’m in love with them.

put-that-in-barry: I have never in my life seen this image photoshopped as the guy wanted it

oneohtrixpointnever:i’ve never cracked my phone’s screen in my life can someone tell me what that level of personal failure feels like

dreadbutts: babelstrudel: walking is for peasants anyway #(damn you dread for making me enjoy young dis/dwalin damnnn youu) I HAVE NEVER BEEN LESS SORRY IN MY LIFE

goldtectonic: i’ve never drawn so many people in one place in my life (they’re singing along to this)

averagefairy: i wanna make an appreciation post of sorts for all my big nose hunnies and fellas and anyone in between. i’ve never in my life posted a side view of myself but i felt like it today, unfiltered, no angles, just me. and i encourage y'all

lenacorp: me watching a romance, enjoying it but knowing fully well i’ll never experience that in my life:

lilblushingtulips: Never in my life did I think I’d grow actual curves👑💕

I need to stop buying shirts I own too many shirts they no longer fit in my dresser I should buy more pants but pants are so boring I have never seen interesting pants

gaydicks420: kaguramutsuki: shoutout to those random peacocks you find in places that are probably unsuitable for a peacock to inhabit in the first place what the fuck kinds of lives are you guys leading. i’ve never seen a peacock in my life. where

squeeterbee: mazarinedrake: averyfatopossum: lovelylandfillcosplay: (all photos by bunny-speak)This is my Rose Quartz cosplay. I wore it to AnimeNEXT in June, and have never in my life felt more accepted, beautiful, and at home in my body. I want

ludacris said this recently in an interview: “floyd has never been a punk when it comes to training camp. period. i have never in my life seen him this focused and training this hard. he knows that everything is on the line. the 1st 3 rounds hes

drakyx: hhmmm… ·”you’re so sweet”

oliviafuckingpope: notean: #I HAVE NEVER YELLED AT A PADAWAN LIKE THIS IN MY WHOLE LIFE

theblacktroymcclure: kngshxt:deehenn:Never in my life … 😩 This is DEADASS the realest post on this site What do we say to the pussy in this situation? “Not today.” So it’s not just me…

badgyal-k: learningpoetess: thedarkestlove: demho3zhatinq: itsggucci: lyonnnss: LMFAOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭 THE HASHTAGSSSSS 💀💀💀💀 LMFAAAOOOOOO BYE #SURVIVOR 😂 😂😂😂 @kaiiwooo dis me

*Never thought I could make it here*

aki-anyway: No, you don’t, Tom. I’ve never been kicked in the nuts in my life, chances are you deserved that, so make better life choices. Periods aren’t a choice, and the pain don’t last for 30 seconds. Do better.

I’m so thankful to have her in my life. She always checks on me if she knows I’m feeling bad, and she is so protective of our house. I’ve never had such a great dog before.

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: averagefairy: i wanna make an appreciation post of sorts for all my big nose hunnies and fellas and anyone in between. i’ve never in my life posted a side view of myself but i felt like it today, unfiltered, no angles,

lovelylandfillcosplay: (all photos by bunny-speak)This is my Rose Quartz cosplay. I wore it to AnimeNEXT in June, and have never in my life felt more accepted, beautiful, and at home in my body. I want to thank my cosplay partners, bunny-speak and

hxrcvles: invisibility-activated: sniffing: hxrcvles: fruitcrocs: hxrcvles:I have honestly never been so embarrassed as I have been in this moment i have never in my life experienced such strong secondhand embarrassment They didn’t tell me it

squigglydigg: My Japanese professor just asked the class if they knew what a cat says in Japanese. I have never in my life heard so many fully grown adults shouting “NYAA” at the same time.

Today is my ex 23rd n I’m at work thinking about her when my gf just ate me like a fucking Sunday dinner last night. I mean the way my body melted was crazy yo. I never in my life felt that n she knew that. It’s the way she made my whole body just

the-absolute-funniest-posts: cknaupp: Never in my life have I seen a cat do this, she collected socks from around my house and stored them in the toilet. Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

I’m doing karaoke with my family and my boyfriend came along and I swear I have never made such a huge mistake in my life. Fucking A.

today i made chocolate fairy cakes with melted marshmallows (vegan, bien sur, i’m convinced they taste better) on top, even though you can’t see much of the chocolate part. Oh deary me, i’ve never been so sticky ever in my life before

cravehiminallways212: Yep. And, oh, how you make me laugh…💋 I adore our laughter and silly times…. Never in my life have I had someone so in tune with my humor 💋

madwitty311: Never in my life have I been brave enough to wear something like this. My man makes me feel like the sexiest woman in the world and looks at me like he’s imagining me naked constantly (which he is). If I’m ever doubting myself I hear

msnikkimoneypenny: lecheryjones: quiteliterallyhotsauce: I have never in my life seen someone get pieced up with a Mortal Kombat combo in real life. I’ve never seen someone who so clearly has never been punched in the face before. Dear

ilmondodifolly: so, everything that makes me whole I will dedicate them all to you now I’m Yours….. You know never in my life Have I been able to smile so much I’m sure I’ve been walking on a path Full of mistakes, all by myself

Ive never been this terrified of someone like this….

you have stardust in your veins

starryhoney: i’m getting rly emotional thinking abt the first time i actually got to meet raven in person after knowing her half my life (long distance) and i was so short n she hugged me so tight and i teared up n her smile was the most amazing thing

oneohtrixpointnever:i’ve never cracked my phone’s screen in my life can someone tell me what that level of personal failure feels like

angel: -makemesmile: i really should stop using the password i created in the fifth grade for every account i ever make ever My Neopets account and my bank account have the same password.

submissivefeminist: givinghedonist: They’re healing up! I have never in my life been so aware of my nipples. They don’t hurt nor do they feel good - I am just able to feel them every second of the day. It’s honestly weird since I’ve never

faineemae: I pray to God that I will never in my life ignore my responsibilities to help others, to care for my friends and family, and in the future to use whatever I can spare safely from my wealth and talents to create a better world.

seaminglycomplex: chubbymagicalgirl: Never in my life have I felt beautiful or comfortable in a swim suit. My body has never felt “beach ready” I’ve been on a really hard journey to learn to love myself. Dressing up like a beautiful large

Never had so much hate for someone in my life it's unreal

omgfamilyaffair: in all my years thru high school,college, the dating, marriage….i have never in my life felt a cock so big go so deep…and it’s my sons!

whoskhalil: I have never in my life seen a meme more descriptive of myself before now

I never wanna draw another rose in my life omfg

susanwinsbiggg: I can’t even begin to describe what I’m feeling right now. I’ve never in my life felt comfortable in my own skin, and I never thought I’d get this moment. I’ve worked so hard for this and I’m just so incredibly happy that

lovelylandfillcosplay: (all photos by bunny-speak)This is my Rose Quartz cosplay. I wore it to AnimeNEXT in June, and have never in my life felt more accepted, beautiful, and at home in my body. I want to thank my cosplay partners, bunny-speak and

greeneyedbeautiful: Never in my life did I imagine I would find someone who would make me stop breathing for a moment when they walk in the room. Never did I imagine I could crave laying across someone’s chest and curl into them as I do for Him. Never

manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:the phrase “moon’s haunted” rewired my brain the moment it entered my vocabulary never in my life have i encountered a phrase more infectious or fun to usecoworker: [after turning on the lights in the

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