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clowngirlpony:choicelessflope:hollowboobtheory:if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I’m killing yousee this never happens in spider solitaire for windowsThink again
“The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did.” ~ L.M. Montgomery, Emily’s Quest
ghostchomby: i frigging. LOVE my hair being touched sooo SO much and it never happens but oh ym god if you massage my head and play with my hair i will literally start purring like a cat
beerito: *deletes selfie like it never happened*
trait: i had the best dream ever last night and then i woke up and wanted to cry because i knew it would never be true
carazelaya: loveisrespect: What is Gaslighting? You’re crazy - that never happened. Are you sure? You tend to have a bad memory. It’s all in your head. Does your significant other say things like this to you a lot? Do you often start questioning
illegalmath: we do not speak of 6th-8th grade, it never happened
noisier: do you ever see someone really attractive and you start to think out a scenario where you’re dating and happy and everything is good and then you’re like oh yea that’s never happening
sillybro: IF THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO YOU WHEN YOURE PLAYING MAKING FACES ON POKEMON AMIE YOURE A LIAR
upallnightogetloki: pimpunderthemountain: cockleshells: Okay so imagine the villain has captured a girl the protagonist cares about and is all like “I’ll kill her unless you give me the macguffin!” And the hero’s like “that will never happen!
thecommonchick: R.I.P to all the “we should hangout this summer"s that never happened
tylerbreezer: Never before have i seen a fandom rise from the dead like the Zoey 101 fandom
I seriously hate the fact that I get so goddamn attached to certain people when I know for a fucking fact that I’ll never be anything with them or get anything from them. I get jealous when other guys have fucked them. I get mad when they decide
brattynympho: sensless-happines: k-ssav: diaryofakanemem: Stir Fry by Migos: Tasty Edition I would like this to be the official video, and we can pretend the other never happened. Yoooooo, I need the recipe. @brattynympho. I love them Cooking
ian-maxii: 3some—action: One day…
mikeymcmichaels: What the fuck is going on here? Nettie Harris, Erica Jay, Lori Adorable, Bretagne - - by Mikey McMichaels - 224822IMG_0782 The things that never happen in my life, but that I wish did.
kev89jr: nakedgirlsdoingstuff: Yet another pizza delivery… What the heck man I was a papa johns delivery driver and this never happened to me.
sabrehorns: “I know I said it would never happen again .. that it was totally wrong what I did last time you were here … but honestly … I lied … ”
If either remembers in the morning, they never let it show.
tzysk:Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time fanart - They put out a notice they were looking for designs/art so I took a crack at it (not sure if they will use it though)~Pro bono workEdit: They used it! Buy here: http://swedishmealtime.tictail.com/ I’m
dmasturb8r: princedhunglow: Hoping to get caught by sexy, big booty walking around. It never happens but hope you enjoy anyway triple threat
fucktekno: was getting ready to do a scene with XXX model KenTooFly but… never happened.
jaiking: Smh In going to keep posting this. It is so criminal. These gripes of things never happen in white affluent areas.
killer-ending: oatmealaddiction: opalclit: STOP WHITEWASHING DARK-SKINNED CHARACTERS!!!! IF SOMEONE’S SKIN COLOR IS THEN SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN EVER Well, there is a matter of shading and such, as well as what filter you put on your drawing and what
thespartzter: respektvoll: altclone: i remember 2015 like it was yesterday. you can only reblog this today, this will never happen in your life again I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR!
teen-cuckold: One of those cute af captions that probably would never happen in reality but one can always dream!
bigdicksinpublic: extremeexhib: 1musicchange: In the store behind a shopping cart. OOMMFFGG!!! no fuckin way! this never happened!!!!! 😰
did-you-kno:Memories are so easily manipulated that in 3 hours you can be convinced you committed a crime that never happened. Researchers did a study in order to understand more about why people have gone to jail for false confessions, and they were
The Lenses Over Your Eyes
noisier:do you ever see someone really attractive and you start to think out a scenario where you’re dating and happy and everything is good and then you’re like oh yea that’s never happening
I have seven messages in my inbox. This has never happened before. Please send more.
now4188: mrfreak-bk: blk-eyes: Cinematic, Oscar-Worthy, 2 thumbs up Hot As Fuck Never happens in any movies I go see 😞
dieuandre: Why shit like this never happens to me
hotwife-stag75: All women need to learn how to do this…. this would ensure divorces never happen
cummeaterchicago: cruising-in-mensroom: A very public outing :) Damn. This never happens to me on the subway. I might enjoy my commute more if I could suck cock and swallow cum during it.
howtobeafuckingvampire: Beyoncé sister literally beat her husbands ass in a elevator and she deadass acts like it never happened
ruushes:i literally sincerely believed it would never happen seasons lesbians to you all merry gay christmas
pssgrtak: i have small dream where I’ll get to see the squat squad sit together one dayprobably never happen…but still I can dream
savagepumpkin: I overslept. He made sure that never happened again.
robzombievevo: robzombiesworld: This show never happened because that was the day Katrina hit New Orleans. Rob Zombie’s official Tumblr! Check it out!
thespringball: Of course I do, but it never happens. :( not a sissy but a very obedient slave:)
robynluvsblk: tights4me: Teach me daddy Yea like this has never happened to us…right gurlz?
hanae-ichihara: The memories that never happened.
kiittygoddess: “A Dildo, a Dick, a Mouth Full of Cum” Starring Kiitty GoddessMore fun with cum! lol I’m telling you my sexy muffins, 6 months ago this would have never happened. See what you perverts make me do? ;) Please enjoy, like, comment,
mysecretsarefun: Crappy cell phone pik-cha. Also, clean room in the background? What? That never happens.
joecruiser: why does this never happen in my office???????
rick-wrecked: smoochin’ at the kindergarten I know this will never happen…..but gawd do I wish this was canon~ <3 <3 <3
scaitblue-nsfw: Commission for kingsora1123 who wanted ophielia and odeth <3 TIME TO GET CLEAN! a dream that will never happen to me T ^T
chillguydraws: jackjackattack-immortal-redshirt: Gotta get back, back to the past, TO GIVE THESE GIRLS A PROPER CHILDHOOD, DAMMIT!!! Keep reading The best part is this can never happen T ^T
ei8htinches: Why does this never happen when I’m on the tube? :(
alice-doe: thatdeafblackguy: maaarine: (x) Amazing “Some said the man’s comments were just part of an internet craze, while others thought the video had been staged to make a point.” Like that would never happen. Jesus.
edoelric: taisaroymustang: Do you two want to explain this? -raises eyebrow- This never happened!
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them Thats exactly how I put myself to sleep at night.
countingtoabillionslow: Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you? Never happen. *shrug* So no.
lmao Never happen but its a nice though.
Falsely accuse a person of RAPE? Such a thing would never happen. Women ESPECIALLY wouldn’t do that. This is shocking. =_=
srsfunny: This Needs To Be A Thing Here In The UShttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/ Never happen. America’s youth are a lost cause. =)
boletarian-bulbasaur: the-eagle-atarian: When you’re trying to masturbate but you’re too stressed out about shit so you just lie there, genitals in hand, wondering where it all went wrong. oh my god lol This has literally never happened to
obviously-bored: barryiris: jeanpaulfarte: in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding
