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“I would frequent cafes just to have a meeting with you.”
“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted by moikaywayspetunicorn.
“I wish I could drive myself into your path.”
“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t stopped me from caring about you.”
“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position in your bedroom.”
The best of Mycroft Holmes, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I’m inside you with my umbrella.”
“I never text when I can talk… You should make me text more often.”
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).
The best of the posts that make you go “Aaaaawww!” from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of miscellaneous episode references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of series one references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I’m more desperate for you than Mycroft is for tea on a train.” Inspired by a tweet from Mark Gatiss.
ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up lines with the most notes from whatever category I’m spotlighting are the ones that get put in the photoset. But today’s my birthday so SCREW THAT, I’M JUST POSTING MY FAVOR
“Mycroft? I’d rather be your croft.”
The best of Mycroft’s umbrella, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines. Mycroft’s Umbrella Week: Day 7.
The best of series three (so far!) from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines. Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! May you all get lots and lots of kisses, chocolate or otherwise <3
“I learned Serbian in a couple hours. Want to see how quickly I can get to know your tongue?”
“The things we’d like to do to you… I have a list. Mycroft has a file.”
“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s laptop… Get on top of me.”
“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position… and I’m not talking about being on the treadmill.”
“My penis is a dagger– a scalpel wielded with precision and without remorse.”
“I would let you call me Myc.”
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In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]
The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”
“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me.”
The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.
“If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.”
Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands – from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!
“We should go clubbing together. And I don’t mean going to the Diogenes Club.”
“If I can convince a sniper to reconsider shooting John, I’m sure I can convince you to reconsider not dating me.”
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.â€
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take me with you everywhere you go.â€
The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s appeared in more than one season, (based on number of notes).Thank you guys so much for 50,000 followers!!!!! <3
“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.â€
“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.â€
“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill when you get plenty of exercise running through my mind?â€
“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like Mycroft, because I can’t keep my eyes off of you.â€
“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger to spice up my life.â€
“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.â€
“Are you a plum pudding? Because I would want you inside of me even if it took four months and eleven days off my life.â€
“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right now the only ring I care about is the one I’m going to propose to you with.â€
“Will you be my enemy that I must certainly lose to?â€
“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.â€
“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure, but you are by far the greatest pleasure.â€
“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella sword isn’t the only thing I’d be whipping out.”
“Without you, my heart is colder and emptier than Mycroft’s fridge.”
“My code name is Antarctica because I have such an impressive ‘South Pole.’“
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not being long, but you’re the only one I need on it anyway.”
The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous people.
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