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spoookiepie: “Feminists are taking over Ghostbusters!”, men say. “They’re ruining our childhood!” Meanwhile little girls everywhere can no longer safely Google My Little Pony.
This is just my edit but I fucking love this “I just need a person” or “I just used a person” I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.
dangerouspoetry: dangerouspoetry: my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper” I’m nearly a 20 year old man update: I gave in her name is stephanie
coltre: This is an old pic I took of one of my friends. We went to the sea, and she told me her boyfriend broke her heart that day. And oh god oh god she was so sad. She took off all of her clothes and jumped in the water without saying a word. I watched
latteos: iama3rd: latteos: My biggest fear is taking a screenshot of a convo and accidentally sending it to the same person All you have to do is say, “What did you mean when you said this?” In reference to the screenshot you accidentally sent.
speedwag: i used to hate sloths but this has changed something in my heart and i want to say sorry to all the sloths ive insulted
snazziest: I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
uhmeliamay: shoutout to my pets for knowing when i’m sad and upset and giving me unconditional love and attention
startingwithayang: The year is 2214 A person is walking through a mueseum and sees a CD “I remember that band, my great-grandma used to love them.” Says the person Drum beats fill the air as Fall Out Boy comes down from the heavens They did
turntechdraws: bubbly-skullz asked: hello i just want to say that i love your style and drawings, so could ya draw me a cute dave, please? uwu Whispers he’s an asshole but he’s a cute asshole uvu
evgeniemalkin: one time I went grocery shopping with my moms friend and she’s an amputee so we parked in the handicap spot and then when we were leaving the car some white lady started screaming at her from across the lot saying she should be ashamed
xyako: “You look so much prettier without all that make up”how about i like make up and i put effort into my make up, not for you but for me, and saying that the effort and time ive put in looks bad is a really shitty thing to do and i never asked
the-little-douche-bag: xkanyeinterruptedmex: my-chemical-homestuck: explosives-b: sozziesocks: She’s fourteen, and she already feels like shit for being born white and cis.Fuck tumblr. this makes me sad more than anything. The fact that people
calypsolemon: I’ve been seeing some quality egg gasters on my dash and I have to say,,
spectredeflector: Mettaton Makeup because lots of folks asked for it, and what can I say? I love me a gay robot. My wig is from here, and your 10% discount code is “SPECTRE10″!
deoxyrebornicleic: Someone in my stream wanted to say “ Onion san “ but they accidentally typed “ Onion sans “
transmemesatan: mr-reblogbutton: this is the top trending thing on my facebook feed and I just want to say what a time this certainly is to be alive I can’t believe the frontman of Stryper was the Zodiac Killer.
kenyatta: grawly: is it safe to say 2016 has been pretty bizarre thus far See also: @CasualFennec: RPing with restaurants is my new favourite thing
shadowhunterst: shadowhunterst: Growing up is when no-one asks you what your favourite dinosaur is anymore. For the record, Diplodocus is my favourite because it looks like it will swing its long neck round suddenly and say “Bitch what?!?!?”
rabioheab: earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from
prairieblooms: im proud to say that this image is just as unintelligible as any given post about one of my ocs!
foxnewsofficial: someone just sent me a message saying there’s an okcupid account catfishing with my selfies to find a sugar daddy but i had to tell them that’s actually really me
splgum: When I posted a photo of me dabbing on a pole around a month ago, my friends urged me to do the same thing as Spark, saying that “the Internet will go crazy” if I did. While I doubt that will indeed happen, I was finally able to find time
fatfreefiddlefaddle: the-mighty-birdy: emmajiqrubini: I cosplayed Edna Mode from The Incredibles at Holiday Matsuri and needless to say I spent the day hunting down characters with capes and getting irrationally angry at them good post My favorite
huni3p0p: raptorific: Fun game for ladies: In front of a geeky dude, say “Silence, Earthling! My name is Darth Vader! I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!” If he gets all mad, condescendingly explains to you why you’re wrong, or starts
So I finally bought the build for my pc that’s gonna get me back in the art game. It’s about ũ,200 after all the discounts I could get- plus an extra ็ coming right back to me in mail-in rebates. And that’s not to say this isn’t an amazing
hellokrissi: hashtagdion: The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating
jelliheart: haytaco: momnar: momnar: momnar: Okay so :D< It’s like :D but my hands are together because I’m very invested in what you have to say l respect your opinion and raise you a compromise! Both are right and good we make a great team.
bowsic: yujuchingu: sapphictaurean: trohmosexual: who the fuck genuinely enjoys the taste of sour candy who the fuck says “im going to eat this sugary sweet coated in pain salt and im gonna fucking like it” Me. Feed Me The Pain Salt if my eye
Gone. And my lazy, lying, cheating, oblivious husband will go to prison for my murder.
the-girl-you-forgot-to-love: I should really stop spending my nights writing letters to a boy who will never love me. I thought things had gotten better. I thought these things had stopped for good. I guess I was wrong again. At least I’m not crying
Guys Jordan just sent me a screenshot of Shiver by Lucy Rose. Have you heard that song. The fucking words it says. Like. Do you not understand how badly i want to be back in your arms where i can breathe. My body aches with missing you and i can’t
thegrapesofangst: Attaching my entire self worth to my academic success was probably the worst mistake I’ve ever made.
brownpeopleproblems:listen as long as you understand what a person is trying to say even though they happen to mispronounce a word or their sentence structure is disarranged then theres no need to be an authoritative dick and condescendingly correct them
Just going to briefly say how upset i am about the election results, and not dwell on my fate because let’s face it, i (luckily?) don’t live in the UK any more- for the moment at least. Goodness knows what will happen to me if the new governent gets
woah! another freaking follower? Slow down the train, guys! I gotta get to… the… lots of intimate personal connections in my life…. store. To get things that I can buy from there now. YOU’RE BLOWING MY MINDHOLE.
lord-kitschener: mawoftriskaidekathon: loppytaffy: laclefdescoeurs: My Wife’s Lovers, 1891, Carl Kahler God I hope I am immortalised by my husband for having 40 cats Fun facts: It cost ŭ,000 in 1888 to have this painting made, which is more than
Guys, there’s a canopy above my bed because I’m a ~queen~ This shit is fantastic.
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