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cynnchestra: Nintendo just makes my heart smile I mean I know it’s probably just great marketing but everything they do seems so genuine and it looks like they really love what they do and it’s no wonder everyone loves them
i got pierce to say bruh for lack of coming up with anything else and he then proceeded to call me brahmiga and i’m crying.
birdghost: irl-spain: sentimentalslut: people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways ‘eat something’ 'buckle up’ 'get some sleep’ 'here have my fries’ 'Im gonna draw you something’
ALL MY FAVE MAPS FOR SPLATFEST I’M TRULY BLESSED
ponpongoawei: i say “buy me things” a lot for someone who has a fit of guilt every time someone pays for my lunch
sometimes i forget to turn my mic back off when recording so all u hear is me yelling goddamn memes like FIRMLY GRASP IT. GRASP IT. GRASP THE RAINMAKER. GRAB THE FUCKING RAINMAKER I HAVE MY KRAKEN and shit like. MCFUCK or STEPPING ON THE FUCKING BEACH
me: wow my hair is so dead i should really stop bleaching itme @ me: did u say sth
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
wonder if i should cut my nails
I have spent a month and half in college and I can honestly say I have learned jack shit. I’m taking five classes, three of which have nothing to do with my major or minor, but still. I have learned nothing! I learned more in one class in high school
peccaviofthesparrow: martingoresangst: jottingprosaist: shredsandpatches: hedwig-dordt: naznomad: this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you
Hey, don’t knock the billboard. That is well worth the fifty bits a month. And that was to promote K-COLT. I can’t help it if the billboard says I’m the best. And that the artist just happened to make the billboard a picture of me standing on
callieohpeee: when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people
worldpeaces: cuddling is so perfect when you think about it because you get really close to someone you love and it’s like saying “hey human, theres a lot of humans in the world but you’re my human and i love you”
theblacktroymcclure: kngshxt:deehenn:Never in my life … 😩 This is DEADASS the realest post on this site What do we say to the pussy in this situation? “Not today.” So it’s not just me…
thesnobbyartsyblog: ohnoitsjones: thesnobbyartsyblog: Nah, I gotta pop a bottle next week. 23 years, no kids, didn’t get shot yet, my record clean, dick clean like these are minor accomplishments in the hood that is worth celebrating. “My physical
charazawr: #MyHairisNotaTrend whoever decided to create this hashtag thank you. Dear white people, I don’t mind the compliments but I am not a walking petting zoo. You are most definitely not entitled to touch my hair. If I say no when you ask, you
If I can get this house built next year like I’m planning to I will say this to my new neighbors
NOT AN ONION ARTICLE OF THE DAY: Glenn Beck Says He Supports Black Lives Matter, Thinks Trump Is 'Unhinged'
sosalang: My knowledge from reading: insults to the competition is free advertising and won’t return relative revenue (as intended I suppose).My thoughts: haters r like this in the real world, they criticize then they admire. Why is Samsung trying
Almost forgot to reblog this (Same scene as my earlier post).
battlepantsuuu: I’m still baffled that izumi went from this to this aghostinhisdreams hattubel humanities-strongest-family LOOK AT THE LINE SHE EVEN SAYS. I totally forgot about it…!
o0leah-sophia0o: I DID SOMETHING :D well, so many people made fanfics and fanarts about Mr. & Mrs. Smith with Levi and Mikasa. Now, I just show you, my new video and trailer (even say, that I’m no good making Trailers ^^”)
vitaminkae: Don’t tell me that you don’t see it~ I’m sorry if this has been done. I just needed to get this outta my system. Please click, tumblr likes to squish things \(ʘ‿ʘ)/ I usually don’t comment on reblogs but I must say this:
jaeseoul: kyungs0o: I got you under my skin. the video that changed my ENTIRE LIFE.
“That scar of yours…I never realized how damn deep it was.”“Yes, but still not as deep as the one you left on my heart.”“Was that what killed you in the end, brat?”“Since you are also here in the afterlife, Captain, I dare say it
fuku-shuu:“That scar of yours…I never realized how damn deep it was.”“Yes, but still not as deep as the one you left on my heart.”“Was that what killed you in the end, brat?”“Since you are also here in the afterlife, Captain, I dare say
roredwarrior3:I tried to make Levi in a modern version, it’s not my style. SEEMS OTABEK, IT IS NOT OTABEK. IT IS LEVI WITH HAIR AS OTABEK. Did I say it’s not OTABEK? 🤣 #levi #leviackerman #attackontitan #shingekinokyojin #digitaldrawing
zarla-s: Jaz: would you like to hear a sad idea, here you goMe: OH MY GOD THIS IS THE WORST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLDMe: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THESE WORDS TO ME From that one AU where Papyrus and Sans switch places. As exhausted as he’d be at this point,
tinadayton: I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more.
Can't say...."no"
stupidshinji: My icon is also the expression that I permanently have on my face.
I would just like to say hello to my newest follower <3
tracingbackjordan: durbikins: I tried this on a female before. She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?” *tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again
So today my mom forgot what shredded cheese was called so she called it cheese sprinkles
Why, after so many times of it being made very obvious - BY MY SAYING SOMETHING - does she continue putting on perfume that triggers my asthma in the house or when she knows we’re going to be in a small contained area like the car together? I mean,
…. can you possibly prove you don’t listen to a word that comes out of my mouth any better? Me: *pulls bottle of juice out of fridge and sets on counter* “Mmm, my juice.” *continues poking around fridge* “Nope, don’t see your mushrooms,
When i don’t get questions i feel like I’m my followers mom, like they never come visit and say hi. Like what shitty followers do i have. It took me 5 seconds to post that picturesque picture and THIS is what i get in return? Spoiled selfish
I don’t really know how to say “no”
imdavisdang: (via jess1cunt, 2218) Yeah i had to click the picture to read what it says and cover the picture with my left hand. LMFAO. im a pussy kay?!
memejacker2kxx: 2007 era mall goths cuddling in the borders manga section and saying “nyaa~” out loud
St. Vincent says she is “sexually fluid” which means I want to get my sexual fluids on or near her.
deadpan-searcher: og-wan-kenobi: inickel: Say what yall want about Nicki Minaj, but remember, if it weren’t for her, female rap would not be where it is today. My Dude. Did you just collectively forget the many, many, many female rappers who had
Music is my religion
fuckyesoldhollywood: Bloopers from My Man Godfrey. This is amazing. The only thing as awesome as seeing Carole Lombard curse profusely is seeing Barbara Stanwyck curse profusely. Bishes could say “SON OF A BITCH!” like no one else.
fohk: “Perhaps they need a good talking to, if you don’t mind my saying so. Perhaps a bit more. My girls, sir, they didn’t care for the Overlook at first. One of them actually stole a pack of matches, and tried to burn it down. But I corrected
kahlil-themulattolinguist: Founding fathers: NOT MY KING Colonies: Yay! Black/brown/Queer/Trans/Muslim folks: NOT MY PRESIDENT Yall: Um, no he IS your president because he’s in power. Get over it or leave!
For some reason, getting advice from you is really pissing me the fuck off. I’ve somehow forgiven everyone other than you. Maybe it’s not even forgiveness, but you’re just not worth my time.
dwinkus:dwinkus:dwinkus:dwinkus: dwinkus: dwinkus: dwinkus: dwinkus: dwinkus: my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t
sapropel:queefcity:crusader-kings:im trying to say something funny but im just in aweops gunna unravel their dna like spaghettiTgats where I keep my glowing rock collection
normal-horoscopes:IM AN ENTREPRENUER. I HAVE A GROWTH MINDSET. THE FUNGUS IN MY BRAIN SAYS WE SHOULD KISS WITH TONGUE.
ojiisanholic: facingthewaves: “I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses. A wicked grin split across my face
voltempire: sawsan-ff: gvacamolly: petitbear: skittleoakley: Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x] When he says “really” ;’) Never leave this un-reblogged my heart is not okay.. I’m about to cry This is precious
sp00kydfskle: rose-for-a-tenner: Actually when I was younger, my mom gave me this book and it teaches young girls to love themselves before they worry about what guys think of them. It really helped 12 year old me. The end of the book says “guys like
monosexuals: What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over??? What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life
lthilien: IT KINDA HIT ME THAT SOMETHING HORRIBLE COULD HAPPEN TO ONE OF MY INTERNET FRIENDS AND I’D NEVER KNOW AND I’D SIT HERE AND WAIT AND WAIT FOR THEM AND THEY’D NEVER COME BACK SO I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU OKAY NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS
rizaoftheowls: insuffera6le6itch: what is it with white people and having two refrigerators i was about to say “what, that’s dumb, no one does that” and then I remembered the second fridge in my basement
j0ye: thelilysparks: It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.
* rant warning* To the person who insulted my best friend on her picture… Why the fuck does it matter what she does and does not do in her pictures. You say the “duck face” isn’t working for her but it’s her picture and
cumleak: “i’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “im telling mom”
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