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My parents they told me to send a new picture with me, because i was a long tiem gone from home. I take a selfie and then sent it, ohhhhh fuck i forgat that i dont have pants on me. What dad will belive now :((
My parents drinking with sad me and acting like teenagers covering their faces hehehe
toptastic: A parents expectations
When my brother came home on leave and mentioned that he was thinking of re-upping for another four years, I saw the anguish on my parents’ faces and decided I had to put my plan in motion. I talked to my parents candidly and they didn’t like
I felt kinda bad that I didn’t buy anything for my parents for Christmas, so I decided the next best thing would be to draw a picture of both of them! Merry Christmas, Mom and Dad! Love you guys a lot! :D
my parents, on how to get through this week
my dogs not getting any better and idk what to do anymore
kaleidorn: Voltage Romance Sims: ★Our Two Bedroom Story★ Falling in love with Shusei has been like walking on sunshine for you…but your parents might not be so enthusiastic. Could this be the biggest obstacle in your relationship yet?! Find
Bored of my parents stupid games of constantly being on eachothers case and then my mum coming to bitch to me after even though she’s in the wrong at least 40% of the time. It’s more unbearable now my sisters left for uni as I’m the
so i made some progress today with my ice-cream ladies! i had to finish my strawberry chick. basically I’m painting it for my parents cause they wanted something to hang in their cafe. I’m gonna do big mr whippy hair and do the top like an
weteevee:parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
I’m not done complaining… I came home after 7…just like always lmao And I told my parents the short version of what had upset me today (something upsets me every single day and what it was today is not even something I’ve mentioned on here)
My parents are still in town helping me move. It’s been fun having me, Mom, Dad, and Gabrielle all in the same place for over a week.We came back from dinner tonight. I opened the door and we could hardly get inside for Gabrielle blocking the way.
My parents fell in love with Gabrielle so quickly. They both wanted to hold her before they went back home to give her a hug, even though she’d rather not be picked up! They each on their own told her how much they loved her.
femmefan: femmefan Since we were going to be attending the same college, my parents decided to pay for one apartment for my older sister and I instead of paying for two separate apartments. Even a double bedroom apartment was cheaper than two singles.
lingerie-passion: Lingerie http://tinyurl.com/nd3j7qv Ready for my wedding night. So glad my parents figured out how I could marry my brother.
littlebooklings: p1013: devildoll: weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES,
Today I found out there was a horrible possiblity my parents threw away ๖ worth of yaoi manga.
gamefreaksnz: Maybe leaving my GameCube at my parents’ house wasn’t such a good idea (by Plaid Ninja)
My parents said: “YOU HAVE TO VISIT DM CONCERT ANYWAY OF COURSE! Maybe… even with us” Ok, I don’t mind ehehe
My parents were worried Darla would get to her stitches so they made her some pants.
I slept on it and to be frank, I never want to speak to my parents ever again.I really don’t see the point. I should definitely wait until I have a full time job before I do anything permanent, but… what’s really stopping me, other
I need to suck it up and go to my parent’s place, just so I can comb through the family computer and try to find my Hamilton research paper from tenth grade…
My parents just sent me a series of pictures titled ‘Toilet cubicle airport humour’they may have too much spare time
I can’t believe I did this. I’m going to add Ren, Sei, Virus and Trip later. My parents were… tired
raphhaels:okay i’m curious bc my parents were relatively young having me but idk what age difference is “normal” between parents and kids as i’ve met people with plenty of variations. so if you want, reblog this and tag (don’t comment) how
goodknightdeer: my mom put my brother’s real birthday present inside this box and he thought this was it for a good two minutes
babathepimp: theblacklittlemermaid: lasfloresdemay0: andreii-tarkovsky: Master of None - “Parents” this hurts me. I’m going to make sure I appreciate my parents for everything the perspective This actually hurt, like legitimately hurt.
lurknomoar: becauseofnina: makenstein: Multilingual characters calling their lover pet names in their mother tongue is one of my favorite things. #multilingual characters switching to their native language when they get too aroused / emotional / angry
memeufacturing: what adults and parents think teens are texting at night: hey 😜 u up bb? 🍌😂💯 on fleek. My parents r not home lol. 🍑👀what teens are actually texting at night: remember Numa Numa ? that was wild. why did that become a
Thanks to my friend who got me a hook up! I just showed my parents as I was washing the dishes and try weren’t even tripping about it. Haha they were like whatever and told me I should have gotten bigger ones, but I didn’t think they’d
lightsbeams: Does anyone have a father who actually did a good job at parenting? That sounds like a myth.
so my parents had another fucking fight tonight but i don’t give two shits cos i got my iphone 5!!!
gukju: xiaomitao: kimjongin: just remember that the reason your born is because your parents are straight. my parents were both bisexual try again i was raised by rocks with googley eyes stuck on them
nbnightwing: Hey guys? So I’ve been noticing that lately we’re making fun of adults who live in their parents’ basements again… Guess where I live! My parents’ basement! I’m mentally ill and autistic and not capable of living independently.
zaynstmas: matthewjamesbarnes: I don’t understand how do girls aged 9-18 convince their parents and their friends to stand outside a celebrity’s hotel like “hey mom some really famous people are staying in this hotel and I think I’ll drive two
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman: So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.
My mood just maaaajorly switched. Im so fucking annoyed at everything now. I’m gonna punch someone in the face. Guess who is gonna isolate herself tonight and hopefully just workout all night? This girl.
So I’m keeping it a secret from my parents right now But I’m gonna apply to be a speaker at my graduate commencement :) I was scared to apply but I would honestly love to do it. And I’d love to surprise my parents but it’s KILLING
gingeyy: So I’m keeping it a secret from my parents right now But I’m gonna apply to be a speaker at my graduate commencement :) I was scared to apply but I would honestly love to do it. And I’d love to surprise my parents but it’s KILLING me
I can’t even study or focus now. I keep suddenly remembering all of these absolutely terrible memories of my parents fighting and my father from when I was a child that I’ve forgotten for a while. It wasn’t much abuse, but it was enough
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ralphnader: buddhabrand: only millennials take pictures of their children my parents only painted impressionistic portraits of me, as all good parents should
redsky90: Daichi & Suga ~ Papa and Mama Crow “You’ve really grown up, Asahi!”“What are you, my parents?”
I'm reaching the age when even my parents are making comments why I'm not "settled down" yet with someone -__- Sorry, your generation men actually worked and this one is the couch dwellers.
flygoing: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
My parents just told me about this time when I was three that I went in their room when they were out and found my dad’s porn magazines under the bed. They came home and I was sitting on the floor surrounded by fifty something magazines all open
andreii-tarkovsky:shout out to all those young latinos and latinas living in their parent’s basements, houses or living in places who were facilitated by family and have to deal with either comments like ‘’you have to be really a loser to still
herspanic: please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house
man i can’t imagine what kids with homophobic parents/family go through, just living enduring that shit everydaywhenever my parents just make a single passing homophobic remark on ocassion i just get sick to my stomach and snap at them bleh
centaurs-other-testicle: japert: Friends with mean and overprotective parents when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out Being the friend with overprotective parents
My parents aren’t home so I made pancakes for the first time ever and they are delicious
My parents aren’t home and its like 2:40 am and I’m not even the sightest bit sleepy but I know I should sleep but I’m still like ‘nahh what else can I don on the internet’
slavery: RANDOM GUY ON TV: IF YOU’VE TAKEN A SHIT BEFORE HACKERS CAN TRACE THAT BACK AND STEAL YOUR IDENTITY PARENTS: 😱😱😱😱😱😱
Love the HUJI photo app because I can take pictures of my dog like this
p-a-n-s-y: shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever
So I was taking the train back to my place when I realized that I left my sketchbook at my parents home, and so I looked around my backpack and the only piece of paper I found was this… Rarity notepad. And I drew a random demon girl disgusted by my
Haven’t heard from my parents in little over a month & they have my sister text me asking how many tickets I’ve racked up. (Traffic tickets) Like why do you guys care? I’m the piece of shit daughter you wish you never had, remember?
