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jasmine-blu: my life goals
gagapocalypse: Send me the name of a Celebrity and I’ll answer Do I like them? hate | nope | ok | like | love | OMFG YES Would I like to meet them? never | no | I don’t care | sure | YES | ITS MY LIFE GOAL
f3ralxx: poolfullofjello: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial How do white people survive? What the fuck is that bottom one!?
naratva: Donna Summer is kinda like my life goals. 70’s fashion is meant for me.
rioghan: “A Japanese air force pilot and her manga portrait decal.” MY LIFE GOALS DEPICTED
i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial
thepowerofgrunge: oh my
repurifying: to watch a 40 minute episode under 20 minutes is my life goal
poolfullofjello: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial How do white people survive?
christianmingle: my life goal is to trick people into thinking im funny until i can figure out how to trick them into thinking im attractive
lizgreenman: poolfullofjello: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial How do white people survive? ^^^THIS
phantomdoodler: what if I went to law school and told everyone that my life goal was to become a tv judge
domesticatedcunt: Ever since i can remember, my life goal has been to be a milf!!
electromoonbeam: nextlevelgoogly: poolfullofjello: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial How do white people survive? Is she trying to clean up that wine with
lightskintgawd: hoetivities: boredpanda: Mirror Marble Cakes By Russian Confectioner Are Just Too Perfect Literally my life goal is to be this good. WHAT THE FUCK?! This is food?!!??
flightlesslexxii: lasergunsandcongodrums: Burn Baby Burn, Like Disco Inferno The Girl With Caramel Skin Photography by Spencer Charles Soon as I get my boob job this will be me
One of my life goals is to be as awesome as Alex Day.
theblacklacedandy: sherlockscoat: astudyinlestrade: lord-kitschener: keepyourcorsetstight: This is what I want to look like but I don’t know how. Like…a classy gentleman and a gorgeous woman at the same time. Same here. It’s my life goal
lushwig-fittgenstein: this one oglaf panel perfectly sums up my life goals (source)
glitzandshadows: allieinarden: dieselfutures: Dieselpunk Fashion by Xiaolizi I was just assuming that this was some Wirt-inspired look. i’m at the point of my life where i see nice coats and i just think of veschwab
dudeufugly: futureaccordingto: (Note: Source Links in the Years) 2000s: 2017: tumblr user thatsmoderatelyraven’s fluffy chicken makes a guest star appearance at the new president’s inauguration. “it’s been my life goal to meet you” says the
youngmello28: electromoonbeam:nextlevelgoogly: poolfullofjello: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial How do white people survive? Is she trying to clean up that
jmillsmelbourne: wife-jennie: My life goal :))) White family hung next. Breed black babies.
team-snapchat: my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
un-ertragbar: areumdw: noshirtnoblouse: i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back this is one of my life goals want omg
jigglybootywalking: creepconoisseur: bootyhunter1986: asian bitch with sum serious jiggle An Asian with ass is my life goal serious jiggly clapz
codeinecoveredlips: cozyqueen: nofaddano: onlyblackgirl: my life goal has been to learn this routine oh mai gaiiid! is that you over there gettin it in the middle, glo?!! yes lol I need to see this whole thing 😍
(via coinfarts, yeahiwasintheshit)My life goal was to invent this. Someone else did. Now I’m like whats the least intrusive suicide that doesn’t fuck up Quiznos game.
tridant: my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
planetaerium:If i turned around and saw that I would immediately believe my life has been fulfilled
real-faker: knmajorblogs: electromoonbeam: nextlevelgoogly: poolfullofjello: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial How do white people survive? Is she trying
I’m thinking of dedicating my life to being a spartan, like the ancient geek warrior.
gotnets: iwant2ride: ts-cock-lover: sexywetcock: innerinfluencercrusade: suckhercock2004: guylooking4atranny: jonnybravo70: itsallaboutucumming: myconfesions: alexxxthebestvi: My life goals Love to take a ride with her. Damnmmmmm I would
kyleehenke: biotechnicality:My life goal is for Kylee Henke to see this post its all downhill for u now
glowwithyoursoul: It’s important to make friendships that are deeper than gossiping and drinking and smoking and going out.Make friends who you can go get breakfast with, make friends you can cry with, make friends who support your life goals and believe
vir-gogh: I just wanna lay down w someone n listen to cool jams and hold hands and talk abt space and life goals together
Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.
the-littlestpixxxie: nativeash: micdotcom: this-is-life-actually: Most stories involving bullied fifth graders don’t often end with a show at New York Fashion Week. Most fifth graders aren’t Egypt “Ify” Ufele, who turned personal trauma into
high-metafive: finefeatheredfish: NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I SEEN SOMETHING SO BORB @bird-butt
marijuanalogs: sky3d: My life goal is to get this and pack one bowl with salvia and play russian roulette. Salvia? Psh, hide some dmt underneath some and then play.
I need some sex.. Some real good toe curling, nasty, passionate, have to reevaluate my life, goals, morals, and ask for forgiveness sex.
quentintarrantino: I want my life goals as well defined as Benedict Cumberbatch’s cheekbones.
