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daddyslove4you: “I love fucking my daughter.” Is one of the most beautiful sentences in the English language.
teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT
thepurposeofplaying: balinkim: My brother is a senior in high school and his weirdo English teacher gave the class these terms lol ok no i think this might just be the most important post i have ever seen
starllex: In the 10th grade my english teacher was like “there’s gullible written on the ceiling” and everyone was like “Haha nahhhh I’m not falling for that” and this one girl looks up and we start laughing at her until she, with the most
shelivesfortheache: There are not enough words in the English language to describe how badly my tits hurt. The slightest breeze or the most gentle touch makes me wince. Modification comes at a price, and i am certainly paying it.😿💦💦💦
esclaveliberee: The most amazing delivery. English bridle leather, solid brass hardware, hand made in the U.S. of A!
not-obama: carryonmylonelyangel: amazingandonfire: once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
7mangoes: “cum in me” is the most romantic sentence in the English dictionary
tinysaurus-rex: not-regan: ihateeverythingcomic: twofingerswhiskey: falling-towers: mindfulwrath: honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from
latefines: papervaglife: ugly-privilege: beben-eleben: Collective names for some animals dumbfounded a murder of crows isn’t on here. my english told me that a group of unicorns is called a blessing and thats the most beautiful thing I’ve ever
antonio-m:Henry Scott Tuke (1858–1929). English painter and photographer, most notable for his Impressionist style paintings of nude boys and young men. oil on canvas
The 100 Most Beautiful Words in English
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swallowthatshit: lovekilynne: silkktheshocka: lovekilynne: So I got this sheet in English and this was my first instinct to write this down But did you turn it in though? Most definitely 😌. The teacher said, “that’s not appropriate.” I
gatabella: Elizabeth Taylor’s costumes in Suddenly Last Summer (1959) were designed by Oliver Messel. He is one of the most celebrated English designers, whose work as production designer overlapped the world of costume, set design and architecture.
pierrealphonse: eevielearnsspanish: A trilingual list inspired by the words I use and forget most often… ENGLISH FRENCH SPANISH hello bonjour hola hi/hey
naegiri: somebody set up an alter ego bot on twitter and most of the time it tweets in japanese but sometimes its in english and i cant even deal with this
ellenseyes: justsomebirdie: liesintheskye: oh my god, my whole childhood in a post most of my childhood. Wait, do americans and english have a shared childhood?
violentnewcontinent: latefines: papervaglife: ugly-privilege: beben-eleben: Collective names for some animals dumbfounded a murder of crows isn’t on here. my english told me that a group of unicorns is called a blessing and thats the most beautiful
thediagonallie: when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing
crazyintheeast: latefines: papervaglife: ugly-privilege: beben-eleben: Collective names for some animals dumbfounded a murder of crows isn’t on here. my english told me that a group of unicorns is called a blessing and thats the most beautiful
cristinterrill: kathrynroseksk: dead I mean, yes, this is funny, but mostly I’m just struck by how AMAZING language and its capacity for evolution and elasticity is. This would be incomprehensible to an English-speaker living in any other time.
excessively-english-little-b: b00kstorebabe: adarlansassasssin: lauralot89: What probably happens when most people over-think mermaids: But how do they bang?When I other-think mermaids: If their upper bodies are like human skin, what keeps it from
daddyslove4you: “I love fucking my daughter.” Is one of the most beautiful sentences in the English language.
amazingandonfire: once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
rhydonmyhardon: saying “i don’t mean to offend you but” is one of the most pointless set phrases in english
supermariosunshine: supermariosunshine: why the fuck do most anime openings have english words tied into them what if american cartoons starting doing that too like can you imagine turning on spongebob one day and WHO LIVES IN A 翔太のお尻 UNDER
7mangoes:“cum in me” is the most romantic sentence in the English dictionary
darktempestsmakemewetter: crime-she-typed: swallowthatshit: lovekilynne: silkktheshocka: lovekilynne: So I got this sheet in English and this was my first instinct to write this down But did you turn it in though? Most definitely 😌. The teacher
nevver: Most common language besides English and Spanish
cracked: We spoke to an American teaching English in South Korea, and found out there are international versions of “bros being bros.” The 6 Strangest Things Nobody Tells You About Life in Korea #6. Same-Sex Touching Is the Most Normal Thing in
aubribubble:himeno-ran:himeno-ran:the most beautiful words in the english language this is Wizard for “get fucked, shithead”
oak23:It’s really funny to me that rich English people used to buy up broken Roman statues and paid someone to combine the broken pieces together to have mostly complete Roman statues Like I saw this statue today who had a female statue head and
glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: My roommate from Beijing is fascinated by English expletives and is asking about the most offensive terms we have. I tried to explain the difference between insulting swear words and offensive slurs, and he was delighted
twofingerswhiskey: falling-towers: mindfulwrath: honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp And there was that
caden:yall r still mad at your high school english teachers for making u analyze shakespeare or hemingway to teach you the most basic understanding of metaphor and themes in art. thats a good thing dude. if people on here were more literate in that stuff
Freaking phrase of the day! Simple sublime to see some sublimation! :)
gayweeddaddy69:The most french sentence ever to be written in english
multiscales: Okay, but can we talk about the Japanese Sun&Moon commercial / ad? It’s honestly the most precious thing ever????A Japanese kid is moving to Hawaii with his mother and loves Pokemon. He stays up with his mother practicing his English
healousi:An AU where young Keith, a Filipino-Korean, moves to the USA; on his first day at school, he refuses to talk, partly because he’s not exactly very sociable but mostly because he’s incredibly embarrassed about his English and lack of proficiency
thatsthatflamingo: thediagonallie: when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught
fabricatedgeek: Inexpensive custom bows from TurboTech on Etsy. They start at for the English longbow and they have draw weights listed that should be legal for most LARPs! Or at least the ones that allow/require real archery, not packet archery.
meruz:this is kind of scribbly but its what ive been using to kill time during lunch breaks for the past week so i might as well upload it?? i mostly just wanted to animate him saying “catawumpus”audio is by colabhq specifically their Jake English
multiscales: Okay, but can we talk about the Japanese Sun&Moon commercial / ad? It’s honestly the most precious thing ever???? A Japanese kid is moving to Hawaii with his mother and loves Pokemon. He stays up with his mother practicing his English
classicmeevs: ihateeverythingcomic: twofingerswhiskey: falling-towers: mindfulwrath: honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre
pashingsmumpkins: teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY
aiclan: i’m so glad that the humour on the internet has evolved this far. imitating foreign people because the fact they can’t speak english very well is funny. i don’t know what we’d do without this high brow comedy in our lives it most certainly
negritaaa:cristinterrill:kathrynroseksk: dead I mean, yes, this is funny, but mostly I’m just struck by how AMAZING language and its capacity for evolution and elasticity is. This would be incomprehensible to an English-speaker living in any other
