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whythefuckareyouromeo: OH MY GOD SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING
austriea: man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights
rottensugarapple:Shocked, Mortified and Concerned
jake2bb: Jerry said that he was mortified when his Uncle happened to walk in on him jerking off. He said that without skipping a beat his Uncle said that it was cool and that he wouldn’t tell anyone if Jerry just laid back and let him do what he wanted.
physticuffs: argumate: there’s a ton of shit you can get in life if you’re willing to submit yourself to the mortifying horror of asking for it. me: can i take this exam…a different time?prof: sureme, crying on the inside from the effort of asking:
kurloser: roaminromans: MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THE QUEEN EVERYBODY ELSE IS LIKE SHOCKED AND MORTIFIED AND SHE’S JUST LIKE “BUT THE PARTY HAS ONLY JUST STARTED MOTHERFUCKERS”
fatherdaughterincest: She thought mom would make daddy stop punishing her when she walked in on them, but she was mortified when she discovered that the punishment was actually mom’s idea.
deadpanwalking: 1dietcokeinacan: IF WE WANT THE REWARDS OF BEING LOVED WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN!!!!
nachashim:when you see someone from high school and they don’t recognize you that’s the exact opposite of the mortifying ordeal of being known. the gratifying relief of being forgotten
jassycoco: josephpmorganda: a-verysexymama: usemymouthplz: giggles8880: Wtf? Dont know if i should ge extremely turned on or horribly mortified. Wtf… how…. How this bitch got any walls is beyond me @moccafiend @jassycoco @dukeshardcorehoneys
lucianite: toshio: be careful who you call ugly in middle school Seeing this mortified me, because I recognized it immediately… what an immortal would see
pussylipsopen: Bet she would be mortified to see her self showing her cunt to everyone now
sicknymphet: sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect. half a million notes….
punishedmary: I hate being spanked when people are there. Its not like they dont know im spanked, but the thought of my bottom being bared and people that i see on a regular basis watching me dissolve into the sobs of a little girl is MORTIFYING.
moochusrex: I AM SO MORTIFIED I JUST SENT MY DAD PORN MEANT FOR MY BESTIE??????????????????? see what i mean?
lucidlarceny:hanky spanky askfannypack setting new fashion trendsrarity would be mortified x3!
renrink:renrink:because honestly we all want Sans to be a little more durable right BONUS: so one of you called this “uddertale” and I was mortified inserted the above picture because omg you guys pleaseXD!!!
billspreston: confagachenleck: btwhalloweens: bellaxmuerte: fuckyeahgway: Gerard Way @ comic con i think his shirt is funnier than his hair. i am mortified. WAT. GERARD WAY’S MISSION IN LIFE IS TO CONSTANTLY CONFUSE US ALL Is it wrong
necessaryocthings: which oc would be the most mortified if they were forced to say the truth and only the truth for a period of time
romanticalice: Today J and I went to the Greek festival and J got a little drunk. While looking for the bathroom he whispered that it would be so much easier if I could just got down on my knees and be his urinal. I was mortified and it was the perfect
thatravenclawbitch: I wish I could go like a full 12 hours without being mortified at being a white person in America these days. But I can’t because white people in America are terrible. Fellow white people: stop being racist. Stop being assholes.
batmanisagatewaydrug: I can’t believe the 2005 pride & prejudice completely understood that the ONLY correct characterization for Darcy was having him look mortifyingly uncomfortable in literally every situation he’s placed in. his body language
prewars: 1dietcokeinacan: IF WE WANT THE REWARDS OF BEING LOVED WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN!!!! #thats gonna be a no from me dawg
generalpostoffice: might fuck around and submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known
tieflinggay: tieflinggay: the dog throw/take comic but it’s “rewards of being loved??? NO! no mortifying ordeal of being known!!! ONLY rewards of being loved!!!!”
radio-charlie:Intricate rituals this mortifying ordeal that jesus christ just go to a bar
chery:bro stop saying in order to be truly loved u have to subjectify yourself to the mortifying ordeal of being known ur scaring the hoes
gay-hamlet: being known is a mortifying ordeal not only bc it involves allowing someone to see the worst of you and hoping they will love you anyway but also bc it involves letting them see the best of you and hoping it actually means something to them
insomniac-arrest: some-in-a-million: insomniac-arrest: if you want the rewards of being my lover you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of zigazig ah What does this mean :(
mortuarybees: The Mortifying Ordeal Of People Reading Your Fanfiction You’ve Projected Way Too Much On
digitaldiscipline: agentbreedlove: the drift in pacific rim is basically submitting to the mortifying ordeal of being known and that’s why we all went feral over it being able to pilot a giant robot and punch monsters is a much more tangible reward
weirddyke: if we want the rewards of knowing love we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of watching doctor who
kit-dot-com: being known is a mortifying ordeal not only bc it involves allowing someone to see the worst of you and hoping they will love you anyway but also bc it involves letting them see the best of you and hoping it actually means something to them
infinityonhighvevo:yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands
letmebegaytodd:if you want the rewards of finding a new favorite song then you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of listening to unfamiliar music
nedsseveredhead:Thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that I may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you.
onenicebugperday:thedreadpiratejames:the mortifying ordeal of being known by 20,000 bees That’s 20,000 new friends!
we-found-our-own-reasons-to-sing: my brother is really homophobic and he tried to insult me by saying “at least i’m not gonna marry a girl!” and i started laughing and he got the most mortified look on his face because he tried so hard to insult
angrycatsandgirls: anticonfluentialist: The best of #foxnewslitcrit, Twitter’s response to the mortifying Fox interview with Reza Aslan (author of the new book Zealot: The Life and Times of Jesus of Nazareth) Sometimes twitter can be sooo good.
theyellowbrickroad: im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified Until the smoothest response comes: “hi pregnant I’m dad”
pulpatoon: calamityjonsaveus: I’m absolutely mortified that I hadn’t posted my Bat-Man comics here, for posterity. Is it okay that these are my favorite Batman stories of all time?
My favorite wrong numbers are the ones where people take it on faith that you’re the right number and just leave a message like you are who they think you are (but don’t leave any personal info that would mortifying to them once they realize
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acousticmalta: You feel mortified, but at least you made Lady Dimitrescu chuckle 😳 She escorts you back to your room, and she holds your hand too since you want it THAT bad
lemon-pear: Ash: *insert terrible pickup line here* Clemont: *acts mortified but secretly enjoys it* Brock, offscreen and far away: I don’t know why, but I’m really proud of Ash all of a sudden
rainswings:voidandradiance:the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, “you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr
totaldivasepisodes: Wholesome wrestling lad Kenneth Omega is absolutely MORTIFIED of Big Mike’s pelvic gyrations.
#when steve harvey gets mortified at contestants and they turn out to be dead on and then his mortification redirects to america it is literally THE GREATEST THING TO EVER EXIST ON TELEVISION
queergutterpunk: coveryouinmycurves: sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect.
uss-assbutt: austriea: man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified
Wrong. She is not in urgent need of correction.She is in urgent need of a cock! montecervesa: I am mortified, virtually speechless. This girl’s posture is absolutely terrible. She is in urgent need of correction.
ohmygodyou-areproposing: the-house-doubt-built: a-man-n-progress: coolblackchick: fucking uterus’s im mortified i found this way funnier than i should have… here it is.. the time during which it slaves the eggs
