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memeneeds: folkman86: royal-mortician: opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like a century I love parties like
littlebunnysunshine: Lady Mortician by Mike Hoffman
where-s0ul-meets-body: a mortician’s work is never done. so so true
mrsandielee: goreporncatalogue: Embalming For Beginners - A Mortician’s Guide to the Ins & Outs of Undertaking Beautiful
Telling someone you wanna be a Mortician and they automatically turn it into you wanna be a necrophiliac.
sixpenceee: The following is a vintage mortician make up kit. If I.insist on requesting one thing for my bday deathday..this would be it
noseebleeds: morbid mortician
kramergate: AT MY AUTOPSY: mortician: *makes the first incision* me: *confetti comes flying out of my chest cavity with a little trumpet noise*
royal-mortician:opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like a century
phoenixings:what if you woke up and found your blogtitle tattooed on your body When I die, the mortician might get a laugh when they see it…
omegaling: I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.
royal-mortician:opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like a century I’m at this level of insomnia where i
future-mortician: Dream house
daddyslilnastybitch: iguana-america: lethargybomb: frenemies they could have been besties That’s the thing about Debbie. If she didn’t deceive them, they would have loved for Fester to marry her homicidal ass. She would have totally helped Mortician
royal-mortician: opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like a century
just-shower-thoughts: Morticians should tie dead people’s shoes together so if there is a zombie apocalypse it would be funny rather than scary.
adz: fellas.. is it gay to be embalmed by a male mortician? after all… he’s sucking out ur fluid.. & filling u up with his own.. ..🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
kramergate: AT MY AUTOPSY:mortician: *makes the first incision*me: *confetti comes flying out of my chest cavity with a little trumpet noise*
kramergate: AT MY AUTOPSY PART II: mortician speaking into their little recorder or whatever: they seem to have a lethal level of jello in their body. also they were shot repeatedly with a gun
odlaws: morticians
demon-maid-felicity-victoria: Some of my favorite pictures of Undertaker, the beloved mortician (and legendary Shinigami.)
blog of an aspiring mortician
emily-adomestic: shaggyshwag: private-hr:#healthy Wholesome I can totally see my fictional relationship goals, Bob and Linda Belcher, and Gomez and Mortician Addams, when I read these memes. This is why I adore those couples
pizzaforpresident: the only reason i haven’t killed myself is because i’m too fat to let the mortician see me naked
sabrinaghoulinaa: psychobillymassacre: psycloneofsouls: morticians-flame: lilithscurse: (via blutbarbie, ammareekah)
folkman86: royal-mortician: opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like a century
memeneeds:folkman86: royal-mortician: opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like a century I love parties like
h3atherashl3y: Mortician’s/ Funeral Director Makeup
mysissyficationsprogram: amanda3869: memeneeds:folkman86: royal-mortician: opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels
rsexybabesdaddy:juncouple: memeneeds: folkman86: royal-mortician: opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like a
the-morticians-daughter1999: “SHE’S A DWELLING PLACE FOR DEMONS… SHE’S A CAGE FOR EVERY UNCLEAN SPIRITS, EVERY FILTHY BIRD AND MAKE US DRINK THE POISONED WINE TO FORNICATE WITH OUR KINGS”from videoclip “Beast And The Harlot”
stillbornfuneral: Mortician - Charred Corpses <3
The chain-saw smile of the mortician shines. I still got all my fingers but somewhere I lost my mind. I can smell abortion on you, I can see through. I take the gun out of my mouth and point it at you. OH YEAH!
hailthemetalhead: Mortician - Skinned
Morgan Mortician
generallawyerempathshepherd: memeneeds: folkman86: royal-mortician: opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like
tenaflyviper: Yes, I see it now. This character is clearly evil incarnate, and totally not just some sad, goofy, overly-dramatic weeb dork raised in a funeral home by two annoyingly genial morticians.
the-morticians-daughter1999: I don’t owe you anythingYou’ll only die a dream forgotten.I’ve got my pride so hear me singI’ll never let you steal my coffin.
roxynep:This was the gift I made for @flower-mortician for the @homestuck-secret-santa It was fun to make, I hope it’s ok!
daddy-shares: memeneeds: folkman86: royal-mortician: opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like a century I
