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I just accidentally texted my mom the lyrics to “sugar daddy” lol…
My classroom is right next to a portrait of George Washington. You enter the school and Washington’s face is right in front of you and my classroom is to the left. When I texted my mom about this and pondered why this is, she just replied with, “IT’S
saccharinescorpion: failed step one
soccer-mom-marie: The neighbor texted me the moment he saw my husband’s vehicle leave our driveway…it said he had something to “show me”
incestqueen: text from mom: son, you know i’m always just in the other room if you ever want to use me
atticabasement: atticabasement: #shehasstyle #shehasgrace My mom sent me a three part text cursing me out and I just sent her this dog in response and she stopped being mad at me I’m laughing so hard
casdcan: real talk my mom never invaded my privacy, always knocked and waited for my “come in” instead of barging into my room, never tried to read my texts or journals or notes, and I always came to her with sensitive subjects; to the point of telling
dailylifeofadizzyfangirl: dailylifeofadizzyfangirl: so i was admiring my new christmas sweater when i suddenly remembered that text post about santa’s reindeer all being gals and i’d like to thank my mom for inadvertently buying me a lesbian reindeer
sex-in-the-family: I got sent this picture of my sister and her friend, the text said “bro I told Chloe how good you are at fucking me, but she doesn’t believe me so come and fuck us both now and show her what I mean! hurry whilst mom is shopping!!”
Terrible Texts From Mom
juansinmiedo2099: - Mamá me ha enviado un mensaje diciendo que la tita pasa la noche en casa. ¡Otra noche entera follando y sin dormir un pijo! ¡Y mañana examen! ¡Jo! - Mom just texted me that auntie is spending the night with us. Another whole
sharingneedles: toxichellboy: whats better than this im laughing so fucking hard my mom just texted me telling me to shut up
I’m kinda freaked out right now because I got a text from my mom saying she and my stepdad were in a car accident. They’re both fine (the car isn’t but apparently that’s being taken care of), no injuries, but she sent me pictures
I took the perfect photo of Leonard while he was trying to guilt my mom into giving him treats so I slapped some text on it and made it a holiday card
artemispanthar:I took the perfect photo of Leonard while he was trying to guilt my mom into giving him treats so I slapped some text on it and made it a holiday card This face. This is just the most perfect face I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
love-the-family: Mom’s reaction when I accidentally showed my face and she found out it was her own son she have had online sex with at omegle all night. She logged off right away, but after about 20 minutes I got a text from her: “I’m not
stonekidman: Mom sent me this text: Your father has to work late tonight, I can’t wait to wrap mommy’s boobs around your big hard cock. Let’s fuck in my bed so your father has to sleep in our sweat stain. God I love how much being your slut turns
hismomskeeper: pervertedson: I got a text from my son while I was looking at a house to buy and it read, “Mom, I know what you are wearing. Take a naughty picture of me right now.” Who am I to argue with the man who truly loves me and fucks me every
hismomskeeper: onehornywoman: Texting my older son this pic. Honey, I need to see you. Mom & son porn videos
bezerkerofincest: I got this picture from my mom one night. I assumed it was a mistake until another text followed.“How does Mommy look baby?”
all-american-oncest: starxapple: starxapple: im going to cry i just accidentally texted my mom really explicit onceler porn instead of a picture of my dog what do i DO I AM SO SORRY FOR LAUGHING AS HARD AS I AM
whoviansandhunters: Decided to text my mom this (even tho she was in the next room)
clvbpenguin: my mom doesn’t even text me back
misandryad: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: Texting my dad is like talking to a motivational speaker hes a cute African man no wonder my mom let him put a ring on it this is the cutest thing ive ever seen omg
joshpecksmom: joshpecksmom: oh i told my mom to text me if leo won and this is what i received
I suck at texting unless I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck
narcissistmanifesto: whenever i make a successful text post i print it out for my mom to put on the fridge
degvusserr: unknownforeverx: LOL the last one Fucking hell if I would’ve texted that to my mom I wouldn’t be here right now. The fuck is wrong with y’all’s parents???
solareign: This little moment has been bugging me since I first saw it, thanks to the way Hiro sticks his tongue out as he brings the straw up to his mouth. People don’t normally do that. So I sent a text to my mom, who’s worked in the dental industry
lesbianium-z: casdcan: real talk my mom never invaded my privacy, always knocked and waited for my “come in” instead of barging into my room, never tried to read my texts or journals or notes, and I always came to her with sensitive subjects; to
theinturnetexplorer: “ Mom sat next to this guy at the deli and overheard him talking about some “贄 million dollar deal” and took this awkward photo. She texted me it and said any idea who this is?” apparently Stan Lee makes cameos in people’s
stealthboy: stealthboy: fun fact: the infamous hell is real sign is about halfway between where I go to college and my moms house, so it’s become common practice to text her an out of context “hell is real” message to let her know I’m getting
twerking-with-yo-grandma: just got a text from my mom sayin ily and i was like aw ily2 and then
joshpecksmom: joshpecksmom: joshpecksmom: oh i told my mom to text me if leo won and this is what i received Let’s hope that this doesn’t have to happen again this year
sharingneedles:toxichellboy: whats better than this im laughing so fucking hard my mom just texted me telling me to shut up
hottestgirlaroundyou: Text with pic: Good news little brother, mom and dad not at home yet. Think you can skip the match practice and come home? PS: You don’t have to put condom today.I will swallow every drop of your… you know what i mean ;)
bustysister: Text with picture: “Pleeease, lil bro? Mom and Dad won’t hear us. Promise.” *Don’t forget to vote on the concept for my next erotic story! http://www.polljunkie.com/poll/mqyrby/caption-for-story*
specific-stuff: Text: ‘Hey dad check out me new top! Wanna make mom jealous? ;-)’
kinktendo-shamecube: siste-r: demicorpse: ursaring: ursaring: My mom told me to stop vapeing in the house and my dad just texted me this Update:
rotpuppy: I shared this on facebook and my mom sent me like 8 texts about how she thinks it’s so unfair that trans people are so rude about cis people
jamaicanbulma: brooklynmademe: lesbianium-z: casdcan: real talk my mom never invaded my privacy, always knocked and waited for my “come in” instead of barging into my room, never tried to read my texts or journals or notes, and I always came to
stop-hammerkind: all-american-oncest: starxapple: starxapple: im going to cry i just accidentally texted my mom really explicit onceler porn instead of a picture of my dog what do i DO I AM SO SORRY FOR LAUGHING AS HARD AS I AM “no”
totemstrike: ugly people solidarity post… rb if your only texts come from your mom… if your selfies don’t break 20 notes…. if you constantly avoid your own reflection in mirrors and loathe being seen in public…
mykinkyfamily: hard4mom: mom accidentally sent me this picture when she was trying to text me with her new phone as she was getting dressed…. she has great tits doesn’t she Chat for free!
momsondelight: dreamingofmom: It was a quiet Friday night and I was watching some movie on my computer. Suddenly my phone went off and showed a text notification. It was from mom, “I’m bored and lonely and need someone to suck on those. Will you
awwww-cute:My mom randomly texted me “We’re on our way home now”, so we now apparently have two cats (Source: https://ift.tt/2NtreMY)
fuckmommyhard: Mom just texted me this telling me to come to her room
dirtyspadedwives:DSW - TEXT TO HUBBY “Look what I git at the jewelery store with that gift card your mom gave me!”
ursaring: ursaring: My mom told me to stop vapeing in the house and my dad just texted me this Update:
makosfirebutt: makosfirebutt: I may have just texted my mom saying “I can’t find my phone” She replied then shouted from upstairs in her room, “ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND?”
1talian: I just texted my mom a gif and she replied back saying she can’t hear anything
So my mom likes to dictate her texts instead of typing them.
