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homoquartz: me: i’m okalso me: crying over the sprats and tiny canids in the outer worlds
riis-reborn:everwizard:Weed strains are like “smells of banana with a slightly nutty note” my brother in christ it smells like weedIPA breweries will describe their beer as “a citrusy and bright barley flavor with a floral finish!”
sawasawako:sawasawako:idc anymore i think we should be a burden to each otherand yes this includes a certain degree of tolerance for emotional burden, all else being equal. my love for you, and loyalty to you, is not dependent on how easy you make it
cats-in-video-games:Pinky from My Time at Portia
annabelle–cane:puts my head in my hands. I get that this is a very understandable mix up and the words are similar, but the terms to describe an asexual person’s attitude towards engaging in sex are not “sex positive”/“sex negative,” the words
stedebonny: Why do stars fall down from the skyEvery time you walk by?
natalieironside:Other girls: “Yeah I built my own gaming rig and it’s a dual-monitor setup with ten brazillian jigabits of RAM and a water coolant system”Me: “I have two pieces of wood that I call my ‘gaming blocks’
armed-joy:unbossed: If you do want to go toe to toe with cops don’t do it at the main protest in your area. Start shit across town and split the cops’ resources. “Open a second front” so to speak and take some of the heat off of the people they
nookicky:breeding headphones without wires because you ‘think it looks cute’ is just cruel
dreamsequencer:craftymutti:neckspike:bd9wirksissbiska-deactivated202:its important to me as a detrans woman to be vocal about it. its important to me as a detrans woman who initially only had radfems to talk to about detransition, because i couldnt find
eulers-babe:About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Dracula was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love
higuchiapologist:higuchiapologist:stop saying empathy when you really mean compassion. im gettin sick of saying itempathy is a subconscious reaction that is possible to be learned but for the most part someone has no control over it. the amount of it
libraford:libraford:libraford:Politicians should be paid minimum wage. They should want to do it because it’s a service to their community and the work is fulfilling, not because it makes them money. They can petition for a raise once a year during
skoople:julius xe/xyr
knifefightscene:
penis-peeper:penis-peeper:disabled people who can’t cook or clean are literally so valid disabled people who need someone to do their laundry and housekeeping for them? also valid as fuck
ash-rigby:small dick jokes are shitty and you should feel shitty
makingqueerhistory: “I always imagined that I would have a life very different than the one imagined for me, but I understood from a very early age that I would have to revolt in order to make that life.” — Leonor Fini
manywinged:manywinged:denying yourself enjoyment of things because you don’t want to be ‘cringe’ is the most cringe thing you can do actually. like what are you, catholic?like, you’re going to refuse to engage with anything that
gender-luster:posting this again on its own
reblogs and rambling
rhinco:im all for de-gendering slang terms like dude guy girl etc but if someone says that you calling them that makes them uncomfortable and you respond by saying “oh but im using it in a gender neutral way!” you’re an asshat
autisticshatterstar:unuvocheto: If I could somehow find everyone who ever bullied me and ask them why they targeted me, not a single one would say it was because I was autistic. None of them even knew I was. Instead they’d say it was because I liked
shangheists:becherdireinen:bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?well if you close your eyes
theundergroundwoman:honestly Kafka wasn’t particularly tortured or depressed, that’s just what being Eastern European is like
ari163:I hate being a customer I hate doing that to someone
anactualmoon:3000s:theyre talking about us again
gusherbug:reblog and tag what is “your” video game, aka the game you could make an entire video essay on it, mines acnl
omgtheywerecocaptains:View on Twitter
el-the-fish:Me at age 15 downloading music using youtube to mp3:
frogpronouns:what you need to understand about recommending a show to me is that no matter how much we both know I’ll like it, I can’t watch it until the Neurodivergence Department in my brain approves it. I don’t know when that will
neotrances:i cant fucking take it anymore. (standing perfectly still, is not visibly stressed, appears normal)
sabertoothwalrus:great news
marxism-transgenderism:marxism-transgenderism:marxism-transgenderism:Thinking about all the times in queer spaces pre voice training that I was told that my voice was scary or triggering. Not even when I was angry just when I was excited and loud with
iwriterobots:dreamycastaway:The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on
protectcosette: bloodraven55:the day people learn that they can express negative opinions about queer rep without misusing the word queerbait is the day i will know peace ❌ “i have suspicions/notice known queer flags that this actual human person
encryorm:more kisses just cus
stedebonny: Narrator: they could not
favouritefi: Sometimes talking it through just doesn’t work
wuntrum:buttons! (and karl!)
azertykeys:good news everyone (x)
micro-usb:
raginrayguns:jiskblr: elfwizard69:stop making fun of bad people for being fat or having small dicks or being socially awkward or whatever else you seem to think is a fair target. none of that shit has anything to do with why theyre bad. i don’t care
demdol:ravenkinnie:I’m never deleting tiktok
march-does-mogai:I love aros I love loveless aros I love aros that want a relationship I love aros that use the SAM I love aros that don’t I love lesbian aros gay aros pan aros bi aros omni aros polysexual aros polyam aros ace aros I love aros that
headspace-hotel:headspace-hotel:so mad that our takeaway from the mask thing hasn’t been “wait, so we could have been getting like 80% fewer colds and viruses this entire time?” We really just accepted that “yeah, every several
catvampire:loupgawou:justlgbtthings:this is really important so i’m posting it here because it’ll probably get removed and the original poster may be banned, but this is literal documentation and proof that terfs and transphobes are directly connected
l0vegl0wsinthedark:friendly-mutant: dubiousruffian: I’ll 👏 ship 👏 whatever 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 I 👏 want 👏 thanks Actually 👏 many 👏 postal 👏 services👏 have 👏 rules 👏 and 👏 regulations 👏 on 👏 what 👏 you
iudiicael:RIP Stanisław Wokulski, you would’ve loved Reddit and Crypto
velocirapity64:Quick survey for my mutuals
shinodasaurus:
logan-exe:alien-fanbitch:danhoemei:dante-heller:annalyticall:danhoemei:danhoemei:danhoemei:danhoemei:danhoemei:My friends who just got their first glasses: i need this highly expensive special cloth to wipe them, I also have this eyeglass cleaner from
bornasleep:bornasleep:bornasleep:personally i am sick of the cryptic shit on tumbler dot com. all of a sudden people are making vague references to a daily dracula and i am just supposed to roll with the punches and think on the fly. i am supposed to
absurdly-useful:theconcealedweapon:Even if someone became homeless because of the stupidest choices and used every drug in existence, they’d still deserve food.There are people who have billions. If you’re worried about people having things
welcometothesass:empathviv:Oh, God loves me? Kind of a problematic age gapNot to mention the power imbalance…
greelin:“what is sexy about vampirism exactly?” i cannot help you if you even need to ask, like. i can’t. i’m sorry. there’s nothing for me to do. you’ll never UNDERSTAND
quailkeeperr:I dont know who needs to hear this but if your hobby starts to not be fun, put it down. It’s a hobby, not a full time job or something, don’t burn yourself out on something that should be entertaining. Physically can’t bring
uiruu:warthog-jake:bigredm38-2:uncle-beanbag: complete-trash-and-despair: srsfunny:So so gullible Looks like some flimsy ass cheap plastic lol Hemitite is an iron ore material that is incredibly brittle since it’s iron rock. It breaks because
headspace-hotel:hergan416:therainstheyaredropping:homunculus-argument: Imagine if you met someone who can’t eat watermelon. Not that they’re allergic or unable somehow, but they just haven’t figured out how to do that. So you’re
safetybush:somecunttookmyurl:somecunttookmyurl:somecunttookmyurl:somecunttookmyurl:do the “q***r is a slur” gang go to college for “slur studies” do you think. do they read up on “slur theory”. do they learn “slur
