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therealklt:Allow me to introduce you to a Mr. Mitt Romney. A haphazard skew of a man, whose political career, much like his wit, is an act of uncomfortable brevity. To his immediate right is a door-to-door salesman, of sorts, whose peddled wares are more
telemiscommunication: wanderection: hommos: i bet mitt romney doesnt tag his posts i bet he tags hate i bet he tags furby hate i bet he likes pewdiepie
yiffy-mitt-romney: The photo above is the closest humanity has ever come to creating Medusa. If you were to look at this, you would die instantly. End of story. The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the Chernobyl nuclear
fuckyeahv4lve: november 6th, 2012. millions of americans wait anxiously as the votes are counted and it is time for the president to be announced. the votes have been counted and the winner is.. mitt romney. he walks up to the microphone with a smile
emkaymlp: someone put up a spray of mitt romney and then a bunch of people gathered around it and started hitting it with melee weapons
indigoneutrino: I know we were all joking round in 2012 saying “oh if Mitt Romney gets elected we’ll have a giant four year sleepover and all the Americans can come and live with us” but the equivalent thing has literally just happened in Australia
floozys:micdotcom:Watch: When Mitt Romney makes the same points as John Oliver, you know shit’s gone south. this is ‘the villain helps the heroes take down a more evil villain’ trope come to life ^this
My dad just told me to vote for Mitt Romney. EDIT: He also is fanboying over George Bush. If a toilet bowl could whack me in the head and kill me right now, that’d be really cool.
seijisen: mitt romney gets elected homura resets the timeline
theamazingsallyhogan: politicalsci: Bear in mind that the reason Toys ‘R Us is crumbling (along with IHeartRadio, the largest Radio company in the U.S.) is because of companies like Bain Capital (which you may remember as the company that Mitt Romney
chronic-genderbender: jaredsadalecki: breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a figment of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still
love-order-chaos-repeat: cutecreative: cocochampange: floozys: micdotcom: Watch: When Mitt Romney makes the same points as John Oliver, you know shit’s gone south. this is ‘the villain helps the heroes take down a more evil villain’ trope
ibetmittromney: I bet Mitt Romney says “no homo” before he eats a hot dog
Obama should just say “Mitt Romney thinks airplane windows should open” and then kick over the podium and backflip out of the room while he flips him off
cracked: inothernews: section9: thegreg: peterfeld: Seems pretty obvious no? election: Did Mitt Romney cheat in Wednesday’s debate? This slowed-down closeup posted to YouTube makes it appear as though he reaches into his pocket, pulls out a paper
passingtimeandstayingfine: blacknailsandmusic: honeybesweet: kaleahthekid: 808s-annnnd-heartbreaks: knowledgeequalsblackpower: cjsilver: Snoop Dogg’s reasons for not voting for Mitt Romney. Via Instagram. THIS IS REAL HE REALLY TWEETED THIS
mrpondismypatronus: shortformblog: In an alternate reality, this would be Mitt Romney’s first web presence as President-Elect. He prepared a transition site in preparation for victory, and it was live for a brief period of time before it was clear
agentwashingtub: Translation to non-Australian followers: Basically our Mitt Romney just won Oh dear.
heyriahh: kingjaffejoffer: Soccer Dad Gettin His Turn up at the Hyundai dealership I thought that was mitt romney for a second
luciouswayne: I think I battled Mitt Romney today.
michelleobama: mittromney: barackobama: jesus: mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on omg … honey is there something you’d like to tell me
elissas-hoh-room: mitt romney married to a fucking zombie
profmth: Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.
hawbae: mitt romney is back for fucking revenge
otterwise: Mitt Romney is going to kill donald trump and I support him
good answer ~applause~ and mitt romney gets no respect from me
and this is exactly why Mitt Romney doesnt get any respect from me smh :|
again this is why mitt romney doesnt get any respect from me
mullingargod: I was home alone and someone rang my doorbell and i looked through my window and saw some people wearing Mitt Romney shirts and i thought they would try to tell me why i should vote for him So I opened the door like this
transmissivehorrorhouse: darksugarvenom: Your wonderful Mitt Romney: laid off thousands of workers as head of the investment company Bain Capital. set up shell companies in the Cayman Islands and Bermuda to avoid U.S. taxes. calls Obama’s payroll
t92marihoene: sirblack: braincase: Instead of being angry that Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum are actually running for president, I’m going to ship them together and write gay fanfiction about them. romntorum mittrick santney This idea is brilliant
carnivorousdreams: Lol Mitt Romney actually joined Tumblr.
metropoliskingdom: ibetmittromney: I bet Mitt Romney can’t swing his eight notes. That’s because all he cares about are the straights *badum tss*
In the event that Mitt Romney becomes president, would any of my non-American followers like to let me sleep on their couch for four years?
caffeinatedfeminist: str8nochaser: bilt2tumble: kazecat: XD Yep. he was the least ridiculous. and he’s pretty fucking ridiclous Mitt Romney was the least fucking ridiculous person the Republican Party could offer for this election. Let that sink
exhumation: thespacegoat: so here is a picture of Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan kissing romantically in the ocean ok wow you all need this on your blog. oh my god
darksugarvenom: Your wonderful Mitt Romney: laid off thousands of workers as head of the investment company Bain Capital. set up shell companies in the Cayman Islands and Bermuda to avoid U.S. taxes. calls Obama’s payroll tax cut that would save middle
unwindyourwearymind: WHAT THE FUCK DOES MITT ROMNEY KNOW ABOUT BRINGING AMERICA TOGETHER WHAT ABOUT THE GAY PART OF AMERICA? WHAT ABOUT THE BLACK PART? OR THE HISPANIC? OR FEMALE? HOW ABOUT ANYONE WHO ISN’T A WHITE PERSON WHO HAS A DICK?
timjau: wow mitt romney has no idea that he is being cyberbullied
nerdymchotpants: I feel really bad for Barack and Michelle for having to spend their 20th anniversary with Mitt Romney.
ghostlygamtav: onetinyhand: mitt romney. no homo hands
edgeworthing: richwhitelesbian: u ever think about how airplanes fly but they dont flap their wings #mitt romney is that u
banedoyle: ihellish-akatsuki: peanutsareforpussies: heckledog: jamesparallel: Whoa whoa whoa. He ACTUALLY said that. What. HAHAHA wOW case in point, Mitt Romney is a idiot I love this reporter.
vondell-swain: my political party at the moment is “i dont want mitt romney to be president”
wabisabi-ja: #the photo that ended mitt romney’s presidential campaign if you feeling like a pimp, go on, brush your shoulders off
Questions I want to ask Mitt Romney:
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: shavenhead: when they get into an argument do you think michelle tells barack she’s voting for mitt romney out of spite and then there’s a beat of silence before they both crack up and hug it out
deadtongues-lonelyhearts: I bet you Mitt Romney is the kind of guy who thinks Link’s name is Zelda
itwouldappeariwaswrong: comradecorpsman: I wish I had my own house So if people come to my house telling me about how I should vote for Mitt Romney I’d just be like “I’m a communist. Down with the bourgeois.” and slam the door in their face.
lokis-army-at-221b: majorsarcasm19: lorellaleach: HEY TUMBLR, if you’re American and Mitt Romney wins this election but you didn’t vote for him ENGLAND INVITES YOU FOR A MASS, 4-YEAR-LONG SLEEPOVER WE THANK YOU KINDLY!
florence-l: barackobama: Don’t let your friends forget who Mitt Romney is before they go vote tomorrow. Unfortunately for Latin America, the one you chose to govern you will affect us too. So PLEASE PLEASE DON’T VOTE THIS ASSHOLE
buttglare: Just a casual reminder to everyone on this election night about Mitt Romney’s real name
tigerfeel: mumblinginadarkroom: tigerfeel: ok so turns out Mitt Romney’s full name contains all the letters to spell “I Am Lord”, i think we should all familiarise ourselves with permutations of the remaining letters (W L I T T R M N E Y) in
miss-nerdgasmz: colonelcheru: izzetheking: collage of mitt romneys mouth turned on its side They look like butts Explains why everything that came out of his mouth was shit
