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MIDNIGHT WISDOM:If a ho got the power of the squirt, you gotta fuck her in the tub or the dirt

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: Don’t judge a turtle by its shell

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: When treating a pussy like a chew toy - remember not to chew.

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: Now THIS is how you do anal. Yeeeehaw!

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: How NOT to give a blowjob.

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: Monistat works better.

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: Taking your pants off makes sex easier.

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: Sometimes it’s just easier to let the electric boyfriend do the work.

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: When your girl needs her foul mouth cleaned out, don’t use soap - use your soapy semen.

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: If it’s slimy and covered with pus-filled bumps, don’t attempt to have sex with it. Don’t have sex with aliens either.

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: If you’re going to stick your dick through a hole, make sure you can pull it back out again.

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: Sometimes even protection won’t protect you.

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: Just because it doesn’t have a conventional hole, it doesn’t mean you can’t fuck it.

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: Not all selfie angles are flattering, even if it is of your pussy.

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: White girls can’t twerk.

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: You can’t tittyfuck a girl if she ain’t got no titties!

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: Your idea of how sexy a golden shower is VS what actually happens when you ask for one.

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: Just because you’re not supposed to wipe front to back, doesn’t mean you can’t lick front to back.

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: It doesn’t matter what a girl is into, where she’s from, or how smart she is - if she can do this.

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: If it looks like beef curtains and it smells like beef curtains it’s probably beef curtains.

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: Sometimes fuckin’ is art

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: You missed. *Learn to give a blowjob properly, girls.

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: This is why you should always knock first.

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: If the house is a vibin’, just come and dive in

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: Boys, when a woman gets naked in front of you for the first time – DO NOT DO THIS. WHATEVER YOU DO.

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: Accentuate your best cleavage… even if it’s your ass cleavage.

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: If you can’t get it hard she got a dry pussy, fuck dem titties with yo ballz!

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: Eat a dildo for a pleasurable shit.

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: Suck a dick like you mean it.

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: Beware the horny pussy crabs - you never know when one will find you.

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: Where there’s flames there’s fire <— Don’t get too close!

MIDNIGHT WISDOM: Remember ladies, if you can’t breathe - dicks work the same was as snorkels

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myxxxconnect: MIDNIGHT WISDOM: Now THIS is how you do anal. Yeeeehaw!

myxxxconnect:MIDNIGHT WISDOM: If it’s slimy and covered with pus-filled bumps, don’t attempt to have sex with it. Don’t have sex with aliens either.

myxxxconnect: MIDNIGHT WISDOM: Remember ladies, if you can’t breathe - dicks work the same was as snorkels

callmebliss: howtobangyourmonster: oceanplait: midnight-sun-rising: I adore this. It is. Sex work has more gender discrimination, more dangers, more hazards in general, so in many ways, sex work is generally harder work. It should be respected. And

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