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lol SO true. After I gasm I want to just lay there and ENJOY it. I am completely asexual for a good 10 minutes. Geez. Is 10 minutes so much to ask? Women! BAH!
This is why Tumblr is so great… never could I have painted, sculpted or put into words the amazing fail that this movie was. But here it is… on Tumblr… my exact sentiments. YAY! ^_^
The sad part? Best feminist argument I’ve ever heard. I’m serious. =_=
Ah Firefly… you beautiful fucking piece of awesome. *hugs*
Gaha! XD
<3
*life altering moment*……. I am now fighting the way on snail drugs. SAVE THE SNAILS! <3
Well thank you very fucking much Floor… =_=
=O All my minecraft wonders have been put to shame… excuse me while I go off myself. XD
Said no man ever…. >_>
…. where the fuck were you a decade ago you effing fox… >_<
Least appetizing thing I’ve seen all week…. >_>
…………. WTF
Seems appropriate.
LIKE A BOSS. XD
…… you’re taking it too far bro…. >_>
So incredibly true…. =P
Like… I dont…. what…. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE!!!
SWEET, SWEET VINDICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ya…. that about sum’s it up. ^_^
I won’t lie…. I just giggle… >_>
WAY overpriced… in my neighborhood anyways. ;)
I feel the same way about every single aspect of myself. I mean… if I just acted myself around everyone and ate properly… you’d all crown me king of the universe. ^_^
….. amen.
I love math. *hugs math*
=_= Agreed.
Luckily for me, I’ve mastered the art of the SBND. Silent but not deadly. Its a gift. ^_^
*teenage men like her. As far as I can tell its only teenage boys and the immature who even CARE about big tits… I mean… I dont. *shrug* Which would also explain the USA’s love of them. ^_^
HEY! NO! LIES! That’s what we HOPE for, not what we EXPECT, or PICTURE the whole time. FFS… women are so crass. >_>
……………….. XD
…….. before I make a comment on this once again someone try to explain to me how Americans think being “polite” is an insult… or funny? Anyways…. YAY CANADA! ^_^
Superman 1 - Batman… 0.
I’m not gonna hold my breath on that one… =_=
….. <3 I want it.
…. Fishing… BOSS Level…. =O
………………………. YOU SO FUCKING CAN! XD
……………… I almost didn’t post this… because it may be racist… however… its comedic value FAR outweighs that… so…. AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>_> Its cute… don’t judge me…
…. just another reason Canada is awesome… we produce THIS level of amazing genetics…. you jelly? ^_^
…………… =O I’m ashamed this joke never occurred to me….
………… I don’t believe in coincidences… ^_^
… profoundly true. =) Not even sure I would have made it to the colon myself.
……… XD If you don’t get this… you are NOT cool. Live with it. ^_^
… amen.
Happens to me all the time… sigh… there should be a support group. ;)
…. WELL? WRITE THAT FUCKIN’ SHIT DOWN!!!
….. I don’t even know what to say….
Good one bro, good one. ^_^
I’m not sure what amazes me more… how true this is or how some american business owner thought this was funny and not just fucking ignorant… hahahahahah XD
This would help even the King of Virgins…
Amen…. this is pretty much the only funny thing I could find in my usual haunts tonight… fuckin’ weird…
Squirt that shit it Life’s eye. Or if you’re religious God’s. =_=
Jelly.
Plausible.
There’s a racial joke in there and I’m not going to say it.
Tough one? You pick the fuckin’ brunette. What are you? New?
……. I don’t even know where to start on how, psychologically, this is FUBAR.
Me when I fap. ^_^
lol Stupid fucker… say that shit in person or on paper. Something that doesn’t leave a digital footprint. Amateur… ^_^
GAHA! XD
