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headturnsmeon: What would a man want for Valentine’s Day? Well, I am not above flowers and candy. Or even a home cooked meal. Perhaps my favorite meal. Just the same consideration that women get.
headturnsmeon: wdc4: headturnsmeon: What would a man want for Valentine’s Day? Well, I am not above flowers and candy. Or even a home cooked meal. Perhaps my favorite meal. Just the same consideration that women get. That’s easy. I could do
whliving: FOUND: Entire meal in sink. Reports from early this morning tell of an entire meal being found in the house hold sink drain. Witnesses described the scene as ‘quite chunky’ and ‘probably enough sustenance for a small child’. One source
raunchysub: dadsfag: Cooking dinner for an Alpha rarely results in a well cooked meal. After a faggot serves his Master dinner, he gets his meal: an ass full of cock and cum. If he’s hungry, he will have to shit his Master’s load into a shot
batslime: made-of-more-bees: gallusrostromegalus: ernasd: oh this is a life saver So these are both “Aw Fuck I’m outta real food” meals BUT ALSO: if you’re learning how to cook, these are great “baby steps” meals to learn how to cook
petermorwood:gallusrostromegalus: ernasd: oh this is a life saver So these are both “Aw Fuck I’m outta real food” meals BUT ALSO: if you’re learning how to cook, these are great “baby steps” meals to learn how to cook basics into something
cutesign: Singapore-based designer Lee Sin Li reinterprets the McDonalds’ Happy Meal into a “Truly Happy Meal“ with adorable packaging for their burger, fries, and drink that includes cute faces to give them their own personality. ❥cutesign
faontk: Embarrassing Ways to Make Your slave MasturbateWhen the slave has not come for a while, Mistress gives him a choice just before a meal. he either can expect an additional prolonged period without orgasm, or he must squirt all over his meal before
sadisticblackmale: A black masters duty is keeping his pale bitches chained, Fed, and in check. One of my pale slaves had the audacity to ask me, for more than one meal a day. I chopped her body up and she became a meal for my kangal dogs lol. I and
silkktheshocka:ollietheduke:Oh man i almost forgotyesterday at work (I’m a Mcdonalds Cashier) there was this black family that came in to get happy meals for the two little kidsWhen I finished putting the food and whatnot into the happy meal box, I
the-darkest-beauty: birf: the-darkest-beauty: birf: birf: my mom just came into my room telling me that McDonald’s was giving out swearing minions in happy meals we went to McDonald’s and she made me order a happy meal to see if we got one
brklynbreed: it’s important to express how much you enjoy tasting her just as you would your favorite meal. you’re not a mute when it comes to having your favorite meal. you make noises of approval like “mmmmmmmm” and say shit like “this tastes
clitorisrex: Please eat. I know its easy to skip meals and go hours without anything but please go and get something to eat. You deserve proper meals even if you haven’t exercised, even if they’re more calories than you can count, even if you had
otisthecorgi: Before his morning meal. After his morning meal.
fridacashflow: Hey if anyone is in need of a meal and is low on $$ you can use my Caviar code and get 15 dollars towards your meal + free delivery. https://www.trycaviar.com/r/gwq19n
training-your-property: If a pet refuses a meal, is finicky about what you’ve given her or tries to eat with her hands - refuse the next meal. This one doesn’t need to lose weight, but she definitely needs to accept and enjoy what you give her.
magnacarterholygrail: if you ever really need a meal and you have restaurants that use grubhub in your area and you’re comfortable with telling me your address, i will send you a meal from the restaurant of your choice because if you’re hungry and
This women I used to fuck with who cheated on her girlfriend with me posted a picture of the meal her girl made her and it’s the epitome of struggle meal. I had a hardy cackle at that.
drackiszunk: Another vegetarian meal. Still good though. I love me some meat though. I’m eating both servings since I have so much cook meals in the fridge already.
bob-belcher: aftermath of thanksgiving meals lying down after finishing a bomb ass meal
bishonenknife: golfgalaxy: my organs when i finally eat my first meal at 5pm When that meal is sour Gummi worms black coffee and Mac donalds
mega-gengar: teamflareadminbryony: look at this lady from this xy artwork. look at her and her chespin at the restaurant. The server is bringing them two meals. That lady ordered a meal for her chespin. She loves that chespin. That chespin
fuckyeahfeminists: cloudyskiesandcatharsis: Last Meals of Innocent Men Campaign for Amnesty International, displaying the final meal requests of prisoners executed on Death Row, who were later found innocent. Photographed by James Reynolds
cloudyskiesandcatharsis: Last Meals of Innocent Men Campaign for Amnesty International, displaying the final meal requests of prisoners executed on Death Row, who were later found innocent. Photographed by James Reynolds
bodybyj: Meal Prep Tuesday! 5 lbs of Italian Rosemary Chicken. Flavored these babies with extra virgin olive oil, rosemary and lemon juice, with even parts sage, basil, and oregano. I typically include chicken in all of my pre workout meals due to the
poppetawoppet: angrila: princess-starr: pkeradactyl: editorincreeps: Princess Bride themed restaurant. Waiters say “as you wish” after taking your order. Finish the Fezzik in an hour, your meal is free. Come in a wheelbarrow, your meal is 10%
massivelyfattening: missporker: I took some liberties with @massivelyfattening Massive Meals…hope she doesn’t mind: Big Breakfast w/ Hot Cakes: 1350 calories Sausage, Egg & Cheese Bagel Meal: 840 calories Sausage, Egg & Cheese Mcgriddle:
pudgebelly: ohsoplump: So this is after 7 straight days of hobbit eating :3 I had between 5 and 7 meals every day for a week (on the days where I didn’t have time for more meals I tried to have more fattening ones umm…) And as you can see, I was
tahthetrickster:the part of adulthood that nobody prepared me for was how some nights you’re like “yknow what? i’m in the mood to cook a full 12-course meal for myself” and other nights you’re like “tortilla chips are basically an entire meal
just-shower-thoughts: McDonald’s should reissue their happy meal toys from the 80’s. People who stopped eating there would return for “retro happy meals"
just-shower-thoughts:Meal prepping is basically eating a week’s worth of leftovers from a meal that never happened.
tastefullyoffensive: “The meal isn’t over when I’m full. The meal is over when I hate myself.” - Louis C.K. (photo via cardiganbuttons)
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: pugglemuggle: convincing your friend to eat something other than their depression meal by offering them your own depression meal bonus: Relatable Af
iamscienceside: clever-meal: iamscienceside: clever-meal: Science side of tumblr, Why am i so tired? Have you tried eating a banana? Your mitochondria might be exhausted from powerhousing your cells. I just ate one and i’m already feeling better.
gallusrostromegalus: the-last-hair-bender: This is literally how hobbits eat The takeaway here for me is that if you get hungry at random times besides the perescibed “Meal times” you can justify eating becuase there’s some meal out there somewhere
insomniac-arrest: acoolguy: buddhabrand: baaulp: Whats the saddest meal you can think of? …………cheesy peasy….. this is no longer the saddest meal in the world bc I read the words ‘cheesy peasy’ and laughed out loud it’s worth the
nitro-nova:Best Cook (Meals, not Bakery)TwilightApplejackPinkie Pie (Cake IS a meal, I WON’T BE SILENCED)RarityRainbow DashFluttershyStarlightSpikeTrixie (It’s Great and Powerful roasting, not burning!)See Results
avant-gardevoir: warlocksmith: avant-gardevoir: *walks into a mcdonalds and asks for a mighty kids meal* so what he is still just a dumb kid, 5 minutes prep time and I could easily murder him not after my mighty kids meal
pugglemuggle: convincing your friend to eat something other than their depression meal by offering them your own depression meal bonus:
littlemissagrafina:teething-possum:one-time-i-dreamt:Ragnar @ whatever I’m holding in my hands at any given time: it’s free meal estateOh my god,It’s free meal estate
eliteknightcats:eliteknightcats:eliteknightcats:tomorrow lets all go to subway and ask for the eraserhead baby meal the look on their face will represent their fear of fatherhood also this is the meal
relocateproject: cricketchaser: diet-soap: theyre adding the stinky meal to mcdonalds nice 2 know mcmonalds made meal for you
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teamflareadminbryony: look at this lady from this xy artwork. look at her and her chespin at the restaurant. The server is bringing them two meals. That lady ordered a meal for her chespin. She loves that chespin. That chespin is so happy. That
leftboob-enthusiast: leftboob-enthusiast: I arrive in the kitchen ready meal: on the counter instructions: forgottenpackage: already thrown out I FORCIBLY REMOVE THE MEAL INSTRUCTIONS FROM THE GARBAGE
made-of-more-bees: gallusrostromegalus: ernasd: oh this is a life saver So these are both “Aw Fuck I’m outta real food” meals BUT ALSO: if you’re learning how to cook, these are great “baby steps” meals to learn how to cook basics into
missnasztyjuiceboxxx: Issa meal😋😋😋 I wanna be a meal😢
dyldoswaggins: moon-romanticism: In some ways this is actually even more hilarious than Epic Meal Time. Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time.It’s brilliant. xD THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING. I just… EMT isn’t funny to me, but this made
chef-d: Last Meal The Titanic’s last meal : The Lunch Menu - Up for auctionIncluding Iced Draught Lager, oh the irony ..
chroniclesofpanem: my biggest problem with watching tv shows is when a character orders a meal and then eats only a few bites of it and then gets so distracted by the conflict that’s happening in the show that they leave the meal just there like bro
cravehiminallways212: Because it is the most important meal of the day…💋 You are correct it is the most important meal of the day….. It satisfies and fuels the fire for the day….💋
selfshotmag: Having a yummy dinner with my new meal plan from @NewVisionNutrition . Making sure I eat healthy along with working out will be an easy balance now. Having a yummy dinner with my new meal plan from @NewVisionNutrition . Making sure I eat
positively-fabulous: “I said kiddie meal, not kitty meal!”
