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starexorcist: Help me gorillaprutt had dragged me back to Bara hell
The most ridiculous complaints that customers have made to me
zerolr: A/N: Don’t ask me why I write these things. The idea just randomly came me while I was trying to sleep and I laughed so hard to myself that I woke up my sister. Pairing: Levi/Mikasa Genre: Comedy Setting/Time: Modern Day/Autumn Living Together:
titaniachiru: fuku-shuu: titaniachiru: fuku-shuu: #I hate you mika #your tags are ruining me #but to have levi as the photographer #oh so many possibilities #levi would be stunned by her beauty #she’s so calm and focused #definitely a pro #and
mysliceofhell: pandicorn-e: wafflemasteroffandoms: daws0nanya: gay-youtubers: thearmada4231: Stories that Give Me Hope. Stories that make me cry I’m sobbing. what is this moisture coming from my eyes my eyeballs are leaking ???? The last
royalwrecker: Drift and Perceptor are laying together. Perceptor is behind Drift, spooning him. He cuddles his face into Drifts neck and takes a deep breath.“If you wake before me, Spike me until I wake up.” Drifts vents sputter and he looks up
zoner233: Tear me apart, baby, -TEaR -mE aPAr–t.
grilled-cockroach: YASSSSSSSSSSS finished! (⊙◞౪◟⊙)ง !!! perspective is very hard for me. ;u; I hope my skill getting better at it. lol please support me at https://www.patreon.com/beriuos
whitmoon: “ Flower for ya! ”Full CG Commission for @yerblues000Thank you for be my first Undertale commissioner! Thank you for commission me! It quite be a long time that I did CG commission. I really hope you like this one! She ask me about
poly-x: Drew a comic based on @classy-camerupt‘s Grillster fanfiction “You Lied To Me”. A short fanfiction that made me squeal like a maniac. texture : [x]
st0neymal0neyxo:Imma need someone (who’s not me) to make me cum
octopusheart: dendropsyche: sharped0: clientsfromhell: Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink. Me: What black pen? Client: The one that was lying on your tablet. Me: You threw out my 贶 Wacom pen? Client: I tried writing with it and
snickerdoots: we all need a little pick-me-up i deeply apologize for my recent inactivity, I’ve been dealing with a lot of personal stuff
gayfandomblog: bryankonietzko: Wikipedia tells me the finale was a year ago today. I hope it was a good year for everyone! It was a weird one for me—but ultimately a good one, I think—full of new challenges and adjustments, and plenty of decompressing
shotaqueenie: shotaqueenie: okay so my Grandparents gave me this naruto video game for christmas and i haven’t really played it at all, but my Dad freaking loves it i didn’t even know he was playing it until a while ago he came up to me and looked
cameoamalthea: santaurl: NOTHIN SAYS KINKY AND WILd like. A MICKEY MOUSE MASK “Ok your majesty, put the blind fold on me and call me Riku!"
Me gustaría que leyeran esto, si ya empezaste a leer no pares por favor, te lo agradecería u_u me he dado cuenta que en tumblr y en las redes sociales en general; los adolescentes (la mayoría) ponen weas depres, demasiado, onda casi que se quieren
Me pregunto si alguien, cuando dejo de hablarle me echa de menos, o si alguien sonríe cuando escucha mi nombre.
Me volviste ingenua, dulce y demasiado cursi cuando te conocí. Me volviste fría, cortante y desconfiada cuando te fuiste.
Me considero un crayon. No seré tu color preferido, pero algún día me necesitaras para completar la imagen.
Me gusta salir con gente que me provoca no sacar mi celular.
Me gustaría saber en qué momento me convertí en una persona tan fría, tan aburrida y tan insegura. ¿En qué momento comencé a odiarme a mí misma? ¿En qué momento olvidé amarme? ¿En qué momento comencé a odiar cada parte de mi cuerpo? ¿En
Me encanta ésta imagen, me encanta que hayan escrito eso. Está muy perfecto. (vía: amarte-como-te-amo)
Me ha pasado que me quedo mirando una cosa, pero en realidad no la estoy observando, en mi cabeza pasan miles de ideas, miles de pensamientos, mi mente juega conmigo haciéndome creer cosas que no son, pero de repente alguien pregunta: "¿Qué te pasa?"
Me quiero enamorar, se que no es algo que se planea, pero quiero sentir mariposas, quiero que me quieran y querer.. Quiero a alguien adicto a mi.
Me gustaría ser bonita, sentirme bonita, probarme ropa y saber que me quedara bien, sentirme segura de mi misma.
Me levanto de la cama y la cama me mira con esa cara de "vuelve a mi" y yo vuelvo, se trata de una relación seria.
—¿Me das un beso? —Te daría mil. —Ya, pasa la plata ahora cochino culiáo —No pero yo decía mil be...—No hueón ya me dijiste ya pasa la plata >:c
Me voy a disfrazar de "Se me perdió el celular", eso si que da miedo
Me gustas cuando callas por que me cai como el oyo 👌
Me robaron todas las sillas de mi casa, no sabí como me siento ahora.
Me hace sentir peor de insegura y me baja aun mas mi autoestima, siento como si no fuera suficiente para nadie.
Me encantan esos textos de "¿Estás despierta?" Incluso si no consigo verlos cuando usted los envió. Soy consciente de que pensaba en mí, mientras su alma y mente vagaban en la oscuridad de la noche, en el futuro y el pasado. Me alegra de que pienses
Me encanta que alguien me conozca al punto de poder decir "a ella no le gusta eso".
ledgerndary: I don’t like to be me. I’m not so comfortable being me on screen because then I’d be a presenter. I’m not Jimmy Fallon.
kelvinween: They call me derr uncle. They live with chicken and electricity always shuts off on them so they have no fan to help shield the blazing sun. I’d adopt them all and buy them game stations and shit. Oh and the last picture, I had custard
Okay I lie.As soon as I lay down I became wide awake. So maybe putting together a queue will make me tired.
Me: “me oh my what I lavish meal I made!” *just made slightly more rice and lentils than usual with a different spice arrangement*
saythankyoumaster: Look at me as I fuck you.
kutokki: ive lost all motivation to do anything these days and people dont understand they just tell me to get motivated yeah sure let me go down to the store and grab a bottle of purpose in life
fatfeistyandfashionable: starseed-drops: drabblemeister: spookihope: whenever i’m talking to someone and they tell me about something that happened to them i always tell them about something that happened to me that’s similar to what happened
alec guinness once gave me ฤ to go away
a-curious-kitten:kneelinggirl:crimson-uncovered:Things that turn me on when they’re said in a stern voice:“No.”“Behave.”“Look at me when I’m speaking to you.”“Don’t you dare.”“Get over my knee.”“You’ll do
merman81: Brogan Reed & Zack Grayson Bareback OH MY GOD THAT’S ME!!!
kir-tata: Lotor (с) DreamWorks I have to admit though the tumblr makes me mad with its design and bugs, there is the only place where I can enjoy my obsession with Lotor. I just want to thank you people who post vld Lotor images and thoughts here
angrybagel: WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA
I thought you forgot about me lol
shoegazedad: me when buying something over บ: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
freshprinceprs:somewherinneverland:rainashizas: meloetta: stage 1 of friendship: what’s up ily so much! stage 2 of friendship: oh god i hope i’m not being too clingy or bothering them stage 3 of friendship: hey dickhead fucking answer me Stage
scratchman: omgtsn: jellybeing: marththebland: that guy in the background is scaring the shit out of me has it finally happened I feel like the torchbearer of a long forgotten religion.
the-little-douche-bag: xkanyeinterruptedmex: my-chemical-homestuck: explosives-b: sozziesocks: She’s fourteen, and she already feels like shit for being born white and cis.Fuck tumblr. this makes me sad more than anything. The fact that people
getitontheground: ABOUT ME
punlich: *me flirting* hey wanna suffer together
pettyrevenge: One time a guy who sat next to me in class called me a bitch and I’d heard him complaining about his white Nikes getting scuffed so I dropped my pen and when I bent down to pick it up I scribbled on his shoe.
brbjellyfishing: Me at a job interview
james-nat: me: life: