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euo: *buys a new bra* me: i’m starting over, a new life! i am no longer the same person, i am a beautiful fresh radiant beam of light, i am untouchable, this is a new beginning
ridge: why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it
thiefontherun: me rn
swoobats: my parents can be so childish and petty sometimes gosh it makes me so so so angry i cant wait to move out of here
motsquivont: I wonder what the most common first impression people have of me is
frickityfranta: a-dog-and-his-best-friend: polyglotplatypus: Were you expecting an inspiring comic about body positivity or something?Sorry, this is just about how cool pansexuality isYou can’t expect me to draw 2 serious comics in a row, now, can
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I thought you forgot about me lol
kingcheddarxvii: My friends: please. please just. stop talking about that meme frog. he’s not a real person he doesn’t have real feelings. please stop talking about him Me:
untexting: untexting: i give 0 fucks what people think of me! ok i lied
Neurolove.me
rexuality: if you hug me, you aren’t allowed to half ass it. i don’t want that awkward one arm bullshit. I want 100% squeezy, warm, cozy, i-fuckin-mean-it hugs and any less is an indication of WEAKNESS
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: katswhiskers: iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: It confuses me when parents tell their daughters that their male friends can’t come to sleepovers like do they think they’re going to have sex with them IN FRONT OF ALL
unsatisfiedjudge: those three words keep me going
yolonists: person: what don’t you like about yourself? me:
uhmeliamay: if you really loved me you would reblog my selfie
skypestripper: why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon
rockplusbird: I just want a girl to have a crush on me in 2015
uhmeliamay: i need to stop caring about the people that couldn’t care less about me.
moonkisse: parent: “Youre going to hell!” me:
vvebkinz: a boy that won’t watch studio ghibli movies with me is a not a boy that i need in my life
prince–galaxy: prince—galaxy: I want all of you to know that if you ever need to vent or just talk to me.Im here for you all and i will not judge. I love you.
sexvalent: when my mum makes me try on clothes i hate
uhmeliamay: the fact that it’s 2015 and people still don’t treat depression and anxiety as serious illnesses really pisses me off
I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you.
Do you love a Sweet Devil~? 💋
unsoaring: i don’t want someone who thinks i’m perfect, i want someone who knows i’m not and loves me anyway
stability: *gets down on one knee* will you *reaches into pocket* spend the rest *pulls out condom* of the night with me
befriendment: boys= nasty and dress bad me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better
petitepixiee: things me and my laptop have in common: slow difficult to wake up from sleep struggles to complete basic tasks
thatonepleb: Me trying to finish something important on time:
clamjob: me on the ride home from school tbh
theongreyjoys: i’ve been on tumblr for 2 years now why dont i have a group of friends that tag me in things and have inside jokes with i mean cmon
koalatea: true life: people like my hair more than they like me
kisseshugsandchocolate:Whatever, i’m lonely and i’m sad.At least give me head.
uhmeliamay: *casually fucks up every good thing that happens to me*
tightvaginas: if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u
bunsen:me everyday
disowns: if i were to die tomorrow, i’d realize that i did not die happy and that scares me
afteerhours: covered-corners:fatboy-rizzoli-torres:increditasticular:okay so i’m not a fan of miley but this is 110% trueIt kills me how sad she looks in the second gif. =\ Accurately describes society’s views on women. Babe :(
melnathea:someone: why are you slightly bouncing up and down like that?me: its my idle animation
yanapieceofme: Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.
uhmeliamay:my favorite past time is seeing how much of my friend’s food I can take before they get angry at me