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deinmaedchen: ich will das wieder. I always thought my dads boss was such a nice man. I’ve only met him a few times while him and his wife came over to visit or my dad would have him over for football. My parents have been in Thailand for the last
sunflowerlesbian: This is about my some day daughter already stained with insecurity, asking me “Mom, will I be pretty”. And I’ll wipe that question from her mouth like cheap lipstick and say:
Got a haircut a few days ago and my parents are calling me Tintin…
And when you’re gone, who am I to undeniably count on? Who will be on my side no matter if I’m in the wrong or not? Who will hold me and wipe my tears no matter how old I’ll be? For advice, who will I go to? And when you’re gone, who’s house
urtube: Fear the people who feel comfortable swearing in front of their parents
saber-chan: My parents aren’t home You know what that means *sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*
humorking: when you hear your parents talking shit from another room
Finding out that one of your parents was in a homosexual relationship
I’m not done complaining… I came home after 7…just like always lmao And I told my parents the short version of what had upset me today (something upsets me every single day and what it was today is not even something I’ve mentioned on here)
nickfuckface: parents: “u should be more active”me:
Dear fucking LORD, I left my room and noticed that the lights were on downstairs, meaning my parents are home. I asked them how long ago they got back and THANK FUCKING GOD it was after I finished recording. Shit, I was horrified for more than a moment
bakerstreetsdoctor: fefaklainer: luhleti: overprotective parents raise the best liars. but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot
feathered-dragoness: dragonofenergie: “Why do you flinch so hard?” Maybe there was a time when someone wasn’t kidding when they swung at me. yup. right up there with “why do you get so panicky when people raise their voice?” males
automatically: when your parents cancel your plans and you’re like “fine”
fatgirlopinions: some of my biggest insecurities only became insecurities after my mother pointed them out to me and turned my characteristics into flaws. parents, fucking watch what you say to your kids.
voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were
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My parents said: “YOU HAVE TO VISIT DM CONCERT ANYWAY OF COURSE! Maybe… even with us” Ok, I don’t mind ehehe
dodie-snk: pls mom don’t hate me
jesussbabymomma: SOME KID MY BROTHER IS FRIENDS WITH CRASHED HIS CAR AND HIS PARENTS TOOK PICTURES OF HIS FAILURES
hardcoregrandma: me as a parent
meenahvriska: when your parents walk in on you in your cosplay
yahoberries: parents: hey can we see some of your artworks me:
ghost-nappa: boostopherpikewood: parents gone for the night you know what that means *lets in stray cats* party time
profoundsavage: buckwildbarrelracer: seeminglycaptivating: A little tip for parents with children in school (or for children in school to show their parents)My mom gave me and my sister two days every semester that she called “mental health days.”Those
Parents just picked up my bed and a few of my furniture. So I’m couching it until I’m back home home. Felt really sad today cuz separation anxiety. Going to miss my friends here and Vivi!
lewdl0lita: Me being a twat lmao
nineprotons: bevsi:saw a cute postThe only thing I’d probably say “no” to for Minion is a clown costume. Because stellans made me wear first my clown costume, then my sister’s and brother’s as I grew into them. >.> (I love you Mom. :D)
cats-and-cardigans: cure4hiccups: icapturedbeauty: This is literally my parents. Everything I do is wrong 🙃 FHS SHUT THE FUCK i’m literally on the verge of tears
So my mom texted me asking if she offended me and nick since we don’t keep in touch much, and I just wanted to scream. She told the worst most despicable lie last year, which I feel like definitely contributed to my mental health setbacks, but
alrightevans: person: i know lets have a harry potter quiz!!!!! what year did the battle of hogwarts take place!?me: 1998! my turn! How well do you believe Sirius Black was equipped to be a parental figure to Harry during books 4 an 5, and to what extent
postcard-confessions: “I fear something awful happened to me as a child that I’ve blocked out and that my parents keep from me.”Posted from the PostSecret website.
mint-and-lavender: Parent: When will you stop watching cartoons?Me:
Visiting my parents in Florida! Not missing the Midwest much right now.
jervae: Me as a parent.
sexualremarks: WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD
emeraldisis: parents: u should get more involved in current events me: *brings up ferguson, Korea, Mexico, etc* parents: shut up hippy liberal trash wannabe news reporter
swoobats: my parents can be so childish and petty sometimes gosh it makes me so so so angry i cant wait to move out of here
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: katswhiskers: iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: It confuses me when parents tell their daughters that their male friends can’t come to sleepovers like do they think they’re going to have sex with them IN FRONT OF ALL
skypestripper: why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon
moonkisse: parent: “Youre going to hell!” me:
bitchpuddinq: why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body
volcainist: when my parents ask me about my grades
verticulars: I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.
downwitharistotle: parents: okay we’re heading out see you later me: bye *parents leave the house* me: time,,, to sin.
thecommonchick: me as a parent
officialfrenchtoast: me as a parent.
dirtylittledamsel: when my parents introduce me to new people
supershawarmalock: mmeadowss: parenting done right Never not reblog Morticia Addams
Me and mom #macys #xmas #ornaments #tree #parent #selfie #love #happy #winter #blonde #brunette #blueeyes #browneyes #scarves
I send my mudergram to all these monster kids. It comes right back to me and it’s signed in their parents blood. And broken bodies in a death rock dance hall, please be my partner!
I would love, just once, to be able to bring up getting my tattoo to either of my parents without them repeatedly listing all the reasons they think I shouldn’t. Like maybe this is actually supposed to be a positive thing but they’re giving me so
downwitharistotle: parents: okay we’re heading out see you laterme: bye*parents leave the house*me: time,,, to sin.
dipsetflag: Parents: HOORAY! You’re 21 now! Let’s go for your first drink! Me: OH BOY MY FIRST DRINK!!! CAN’T WAIT!!
thisiswhymomworries: thisiswhymomworries: thisiswhymomworries: my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :) me, in this economy: a what my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand
voulx: me as a parent
p-a-n-s-y: shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever
Haven’t heard from my parents in little over a month & they have my sister text me asking how many tickets I’ve racked up. (Traffic tickets) Like why do you guys care? I’m the piece of shit daughter you wish you never had, remember?
