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jacobxswift: negovanman: ME: CRIES OVER DISNEY CHANNEL’S POSITIVE MESSAGES TOWARDS CHILDREN this is the best thing disney has done since lizzie mcguire
gayalpha: sometimes i get new followers and i’ll look at their blogs and literally nothing about me should appeal to them but i’ve just realized i’m their shame blog i’m the blog they follow to hide their secret interests welcome my lost children,
sixpenceee: Truth from Parents of Children Who Died by Dan Pearce This makes me want to sob for the rest of my life.
komikan: the idea of tiny Saber/Rider/Caster children running around makes me stupidly happy
pervertsofcolor: howtobeterrell: Welp. I’m packing my shit to leave guys. It was great while it lasted I’ll keep posting porn til they kick me off but the end may be near, kiddos. TUMBLR IS NOT FOR CHILDREN
pfdiva: fwips: captawesomesauce: I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats
bitterseafigtree: Question: Who has experience writing query letters and wants to help me out? I want to send a children’s book manuscript to a few publishers, but I’m not entirely sure about the query letter vs. cover letter, or what I should include
rencrown: get to know me meme: Favorite movies ➝ Pitch Perfect “You’re one of the acapella girls. I’m one of those acapella boys, and we’re gonna have aca-pella children. It’s inevitable.” “You’re really drunk right now.
lucidnee: goingn4thekill: lucidnee: GUESS WHO DONT GOT KIDS? ME i have the most beautiful daughter who i am so very fucking proud to call my own. i love my child. i hope people that make posts like these dont have children because you seem like you
fetishexpo: Living in a house full of adopted children, nothing seems to suprise me. But waking up to my fine ass foster mom eating my fine ass sisters pussy was one of the better moments in my entire life
angelfoodcuckcake: bethanybdsm:“Your husband’s cock is mine. So just be the common saggy tit wife you were born to be. Cook, clean, raise his children that gave you those stretch marks and learn to respect me OR I will punish you in ways you
cuckqueananticipation: angelfoodcuckcake: bethanybdsm: “Your husband’s cock is mine. So just be the common saggy tit wife you were born to be. Cook, clean, raise his children that gave you those stretch marks and learn to respect me OR I
najmani: short girls who say they want a guy over 6ft piss me off man that’s totally disrespectful to the tall girl struggle. stay in your lane and cuff a short guy and go have smurf children ok leave us tall people alone. So where do I find a tall
rider-waite: pastel-hutt: tally-art: Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr. This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this it literally took me
fandomwho: A lovely Russian Children’s book. It says : “Sandy pulled the guts out of zombie bunny.” “Now you try to take them out too.” Sandy looks like a Dixon to me
catalynmj88: clavery111: plaidadder: psyfic: start of thread Someone bring me Fredric Jameson and make him explain what it means that we are incarcerating children in a former Wal-Mart. Evil. #45 and all the Repubs are just plain evil and awful.
yurimech: sometimes i get new followers and i’ll look at their blogs and literally nothing about me should appeal to them but i’ve just realized i’m their shame blog i’m the blog they follow to hide their secret interests welcome my lost children,
equalistmako: disgruntledturtle: Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat “Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED
thraaaaanduil: im not childish because that implies i am only SLIGHTLY a child. no. i am the full child. give me crayons and a childrens menu immediately.
fuckyeahasexual:[link to the article] Scrolling through my phone I just saw this and as an aro/ace that wants to have children one day it made me so happy. A magazine I follow also made a story about co-parenting in my country (Brazil) and how people
dexterous-sinistrous: jewishzevran: theinturnetexplorer: Homosexuality explained in a German Children’s Book ‘he tells me jokes, just like dad does’ so this poor kid has to put up with two, maybe three times the dad jokes That book is called
turk3ysub: choked: Amanda and her cousin Amy, Valdese, North Carolina by Mary Ellen MarkNorth Carolina, USA, 1990 In 1990, Peter Howe at Life magazine sent me to North Carolina to photograph a special school for children with problems. The school was
chrisjonesgeek: Heroes come in all shapes and sizes, and they fight different battles. For me it’s battling to the front of a burrito queue with these killer guns 💪🏻 . Others have a far harder battle. Children’s Charity ‘Together For Short
baptisms:history1970s:mothermadonna:Stylist: Iggy lets fix up this weave girlIggy: Aight fam jus’ fuck me upSCANDINAVIAN MOTHER WHO BEATS HER CHILDREN IF THEY DONT MILK THE GOATS BEFORE BREAKFAST LOOKSfucKING EMMA
azzandra: fleshwater: matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll: samcoxramblings: agentsex: aelfswithe:cooltrees:me: all our teeth fall out as children and then they all grow back strongeralien: okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but….okay. We have
gorlt: “come get dese bad ass white children the blond gyal cryin tears pon me top i didn’t come here for this shit ellen phuck yo show”
intellectuellenoire: gorlt: “come get dese bad ass white children the blond gyal cryin tears pon me top i didn’t come here for this shit ellen phuck yo show” 😂😂😭😩😩😩😩😩💀
maarnayeri: So you’re telling me a white terrorist responsible for the killing of 9 churchgoers is able to be detained safely and will probably be afforded a trial, but children like Tamir Rice, Trayvon Martin and Aiyana Stanley-Jones (none of which
jewishzevran: theinturnetexplorer: Homosexuality explained in a German Children’s Book ‘he tells me jokes, just like dad does’ so this poor kid has to put up with two, maybe three times the dad jokes
lady-annabeth-winchester: These adorable boys and their adorable wives and their adorable children are going to be the death of me (x,x)
hamishwatson: hamishwatson: Hello, children! So I just hit 3.5k and I was like ‘how in the hell should i thank my followers’. WELL. WHAT ABOUT A HUGE FANDOM GIVEAWAY? Rules: MUST BE FOLLOWING me Post much reach at least 200 notes! must reblog this
hamishwatson: Hello, children! So I just hit 3.5k and I was like ‘how in the hell should i thank my followers’. WELL. WHAT ABOUT A HUGE FANDOM GIVEAWAY? Rules: must be following me Post much reach at least 200 notes! must reblog this post! you can
sonic-me-loki: momir-vig-did-nothing-wrong: panicrobot: This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down “I think we can all agree, the past is over.”- George bush Best quote NA “Is our children learning” - George
lavenderwaterwitch: ॐ✨ this isn’t my full collection but it’s pretty much all of it 🙏 ever growing, I can’t wait to pass some of these down in the future to my children 💙💜 they all serve me in their own ways, each one of them has great
eponinenjolras: got-me-hiddle-stoned: road—to—dawn: hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow hey americans have fun paying your health care stop guys we’re friends remember Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair
naughty-v-d-k: raven4ever: Just saying. That’s what stood out for me. And that’s why I was crying so much during the finale. Imagine if both of your children became royalty… Jesus Christ, you can´t even imagine how proud they must be ;_;
natalieironside:natalieironside:The cis are all like “But won’t children be confused???” but every interaction I’ve ever had with a child who didn’t know what to call me has gone verbatim exactly like this:“Why are
toadprince: british people: none of you know how huge england is! it takes so long to get anywhere. it takes me 5 minutes to get to work everyday! i haven’t seen my wife and children in 30 years because it takes 10 whole minutes to drive to them. the
firstoffletmesayi: deenoverdami: I want to be the house that my children’s friends want to come to, because despite whatever they’re facing at home, they’ll know they’ll find a second family with me and mine. This is a beautiful goal.
teamnowalls: hylianfishfood: Me: hey maybe we shouldn’t ship children with adults This person: damn ://// that’s almost as bad as when women were persecuted and killed for being disliked in a village under the guise of witchcraft ://// oh my
davidsevera: Whenever I’m on the street children throw large pebbles at me and say “This is only somewhat due to your bad tumblr posts. There are multiple reasons for this.”
froody: Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio
teamcaptains: how many times have girls been compared to wolves? ‘wolves’ is easy, like depictions of angelsas rosy-cheeked white children. tell me what i amstripped bare: no moon, no packs. no hunt, no howl.a gaunt figure haunting the suburbs.
deannatroibolton: theguardianoflasttuesday: dykelburnham: me, a 1967 housewife and homemaker, preparing a pork roast for my three children and unappreciative businessman husband while Star Trek s02e01 “Amok Time” plays on my brand-new state-of-the-art
pascalchuat: To all the Bobbys and Janes out there, I say these words to you as I would my own precious children. Please don’t give up hope on life, or yourselves. You’re very special to me, and I’m working very hard to make this life a better
kidworm: these gay children r gonna be the end of me some day
amezure: protect this children at all the costp.s: I don’t have time to finish anything, so please kill me :)
rustandruin: “There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, ‘Yeah, it’s me!’
ikaricrossinglines: thehealthyhusky: Why I hate going on Facebook. the thing that upsets me most here is that quite a few of these sample replies show profile photos of children. These people are raising families and kids. And for those fathers with
wwhatevven: nerd children. thank you people who came to the stream and watched me draw this. it took longer than expected UuU
harryedward: me: happy father’s day to all the supportive dads who are actually in their children’s livesmy father: thank youme: