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This is what my sister sent me on Skype……I think she’s trying to kill me
lumos5001: categoryfourkaiju: brimmy21: orcinus-equus: itsgettinghyakinhere: nneeeuuhhhuehuehue IT TOOK ME TOO LONG TO GET THIS AND WHEN I DID I CRIED. NO. DO NOT DO THAT TO ME. What does this mean I don’t get it at all o.O stay ignorant if
sartorus: People: are you ok? Me: yea
mothurs: i’m so emotionally damaged that i cry when people show me that they actually care about me lmao
madeupmonkeyshit: Bae: wanna get something to eat? Me: I’m broke shawd Bae: it’s okay I got you Me:
itcuddles: fiercegifs: ME AF ME LMAO
kh2rac: dezwyatt: kh2rac: This is a little TMI but AFTER y’all get fucked, do you feel like you have to shit??? And how do you get rid of that djdndjsbsjx Like how truthful of an answer do you want? If you’re gonna drag me DM me lmao
starry-nightshade: kinkylittlezombie: Me this whole thing is me lmao
kurtcobainthevampireslayer: someone *hurts me emotionally* me “lmao!! omg”
morganalefays:no offense but im going to get better and im taking all of you up with me
wolfstravelsinmind: I weave my magic in my own ways. Burn me! Burn me! lmao
Lol you know that post that goes “Mom: when are you getting a job? Me: idk its a surprise” ? Lol well its a surprise for me too 😓😂
coooooooooooooorvo:me: lmao i wonder what’ll happen if i light this thing on fireme: *lights the thing on fire**the thing is on fire*me: incredible
narcotic: I love when people apologize to me about their rooms being dirty I’m just like lmao u should see my life
brownsvillian: tayspits: nocturne-babydoll: Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard. ME AF Lmao chicks is crazy Same tbh
Soooo this past weekend tho. So much up and down for me, but it was totally worth it. Reminds me that I’m not as heartless as I tend to think I am. I don’t even know where to begin… All I can say is I’m now involved in a love
wolverxne: Somehow I end up being everyone’s relationship counsellor which I don’t get because I suck at relationships
nflstreet: Me: hey Texan: pardon? Me: (oh shit)…howdy Texan: oh, howdy pardner! thought you was a yank for a second
gudiyah: bpd logic: ppl are getting more attention than me im gonna go do some STUPID and DETRIMENTAL to my health and not tell ANYONE but still expect them to pay more attention to ME instead next time yeah that’ll teach them
anarchy-dj: @dotbawah me at the gym 😂 I’m mad this is a thing lmao 💀
thessalian: disease: A collection of bizarre shops throughout England, photographed by leon S-D. It amazes me that people think this is weird and to me it’s just “My commute home in an economy held together with spit and baling wire”.
….. if any woman is wondering how to get me to marry you… make this for me….
Sigh…. its things like this that make me refer to him as Canada’s Shame and please understand… its very difficult for me to bad mouth my beloved country….
Oh man you don’t even know. Ya know that guy who laughs during a movie, like a real, heartfelt laugh, and he’s the only one and no one at all gets what the fuck he’s laughing at? Thats me… so me… ^_^
Hahahaha. It honestly KILLS me when girls tell me this about a guy. Usually when they have a thing for him, sometimes when they’re dating him. What fucking woman would believe this? Its insane. Naive beyond anything I can think of…
Ha. Todays youth both frighten me and amuse me greatly. I feel like thats how it should be.
This disturbs me so greatly… I almost didn’t blog… I have to let this danger be known though. Im not sure how it happened, because Ive done that before and it didn’t happen to me, but everyone BEWARE….
Well fuck me. Now.
lol This happens to me at work all the time…. too many good looking women walking by or flirting with me over our company messenger. Serious. I’d say 10% of the time I spend at work I have an erection.
I had an ex who literally did this to me once, it was weed though… turned me the fuck on. No idea why.
Let me just say I have no problem with people who smoke weed. I would probably occasionally partake myself if it didn’t make me deathly ill. However… he’s not wrong… I live in Canada… I know a lot of stoners… this is
swarnpert: dont even try to tell me this isnt true
humorous: teacher: what inspired you to write this essay?me: the due date.
kurtcobainthevampireslayer: someone *hurts me emotionally*me “lmao!! omg”
nhaingen: my dying body: please…. feed me a vegetable……..me: lmao i dont think so you vegan sjw piece of shit
This kid who was hitting on me a few days ago just posted about “crying and being disgusted” with certain kinks like….
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amaterasu-dreaming: idk why pearl putting her hand on amethyst was funny to me, but it just was lmao
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now cut cut cut me up and fuck fuck fuck me up \m/
justjacksart: I wasnt gonna post this but I showed @forbiddenseason bc i was proud of the expressions and she told me to lmao Bonus: Riding Lesson Nostalgia And What are you going to do Malik hes like 10 of you.
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tfw when no gf to cosplay otps with.
come play cocoppa play with me you nerds.c:
to be called a jerk is my greatest accomplish omg thank you for giving me this pleasure.
fuCK BABY KISUMI IS SO CUTE LET ME HUG HIM.
apparently i don’t know how to spell jacuzzi lmao rip me.
shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically Update my mom just told me that if I had even
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i really hate when people say they’re proud of me. i feel looked down upon.
koujaku saying aoba’s name more like lmAO NOPE STEP ON MY THROAT AND STAB ME IN THE KIDNEY.
tmirai: spud-tan: pro to being friends with me i’ll draw you things con to being friends with me i’ll never finish it Nothing says love like unfinished sketches.
you ever read or watch something creepy and at first it’s like lmao it’s not that bad but then night time rolls around and you’re about to go to sleep but then you start thinking about the thing and you’re just like just fuck me up.
GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN'T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.
