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b0tt0mtext: b0tt0mtext: HEY BEFORE TUMBLR BLOWS UP MY BLOGFollow me on twitter!! www.twitter.com/b0tt0m_text Apparently ban waves are still happening!! Make sure you follow me on twitter just in case!!!
Words can’t express how much you guys mean to me (but that won’t stop me from trying). Really, thank you, everyone! I love each and every one of you. Also, I have a weird milestone system, apparently. Ah well.
nvgrey: A commission of @cliomancer’s fantroll Hatsya, who’s apparently a three-horned freak of nature who lives out in the woods. Thanks for commissioning me! commission info here! please commission me. i will draw your fantroll. i will
forwardarcadia answered your question “So tomorrow Nintendo blesses us with new donuts?”And apparently Pokemon S & M, if we’re lucky.It’s like Nintendo wants me to try to draw bondage analthe names already speak to me
trac3: Caution! Some blogs may have experienced some security break. It didn’t show to me, but friends told me that my blog is automatically redirecting to some other suspicious website. (Other blogs are apparently doing it too.) I checked my blog’s
Okay so apparently Tumblr is removing art accounts for some stupid reason so I just want to remind my followers that I have a Twitter, Instagram, and DeviantArt. So if Tumblr Thanos snaps me out of existence, you know where to find me.
so my sister told me about troll hunters and i wanna see it apparently trolls can smell christian blood i havent even watched the movie and homestuck already ruined it for me.
chasm-the-brocerer: I made a wish in one of those fountains. I wished that coach had the ability to change me, always thought it was hot–someone being able to change me. Well apparently the wish came true. As soon. As I told coach what I had done,
extraordin-harreh: In grade 3 people used to bully me and call me donkey because apparently I looked like one and I would always reply with “Donkeys are cute therefore i’m cute!” And one day this kid was like, ” No donkeys are ugly creatures
ill-be-your-fox: So apparently i fit into a kids size ten lol Supe cute rose butt plug a follower got me from @kawaii-bdsm 🌸 spoil me and I’ll send you private pictures 💕
She knew I was watching. How could she not know? She had helped Amy tie me up. She also knew I had spikes added to my chastity cage this morning. She had helped Amy with that also. Now, apparently she was going to help Amy tease and deny me.
flr-captions: Apparently you don’t understand so I’ll explain it again. “Strip” means “Take all your clothes off immediately, then kneel before crawling to wherever I am and stay without looking up at me waiting for me to give you
bigcalavera: Hey so apparently Tumblr is making people unfollow each other again, so, if for whatever reason or another we’ve been mutuals and it suddenly says that I’ve unfollowed you, it wasn’t me, it was Tumblr, so throw me a message so I can
susiephone: less “chosen one” heroes, more heroes that chose THEMSELVES. give me heroes that see a problem, look around, and think, “WELP, clearly no one ELSE is gonna fix it, so APPARENTLY it has to be me” and goes to their friends and is
dbzebra: christinethecatposts: Me @ all my mutuals I try to help by saying something similar which apparently is bad but I swear I don’t try to make it about me
meganbagels: youcanthandelthetruth: Some old fella came up to me at work and asked a question only he didn’t quite figure out if he should call me “sir” or “ma’am” by the time he got to the end of his sentence and in a moment of apparent
byelacey:desperate-acts-of-capitalism:magspag:drtanner:So apparently Morbius is returning to like 1000 theatres today in a blatant attempt to cash in on the memes we’ve all been making. Listen to me. Look me in the eye while I am saying this to
xxsarah-storiesxx: When we found out the condoms I had weren’t going to fit your large cock I thought that meant we weren’t going to have sex, apparently you had other plans. I protested as you pushed into me and stretched me open. My pussy squeezed
rockgod45: babyydoll666: Apparently guys only talk to me because I post heaps of nudes. Wow, I wish I could remember when the world started to revolve around men? Here’s my naked body for all of the guys out there that I wish would talk to me! HAHA
kittenonherown: The flipside from last night. Apparently I have to portion out pics for those of you who get tired of looking at me, but I think that should thoroughly redeem me from being MIA…. The purple princess plug was a wishlist gift. It is
Guys are mean to me. Spiteful. Act like they want a relationship but put no effort into showing me they care. I thought 2013 would a new start and that I'd weeded out all of the scum, but apparently not. I'm tired of having to defend myself against guys.
inceztum: I’ve been trying to get my Brother to fuck me for awhile now, but he’s an apparently an idiot. I was waiting for him like this when he got home last night and all he did is take a look at me and say “Aren’t you cold?” What a
naturalass: kittenonherown: The flipside from last night. Apparently I have to portion out pics for those of you who get tired of looking at me, but I think that should thoroughly redeem me from being MIA…. The purple princess plug was a wishlist
lambiesims: To me you’re clear Transparent You’ve got a thing for me girl It’s apparent <3 (I have one more FioLee pic, but I think I’ll save it for tomorrow. ;) )
My girlfriend’s so nice, unlike me. Her followers are apparently down and she’s trying to cheer them up with cute things. Me? I’m the complete opposite, I kick you when you’re down. So here’s a pic of what you should do,
trollingchannel: http://trollingchannel.tumblr.com/ Just like me liking being straight, apparently to gays makes me homophobic.
the-bear-and-the-wolf: Dear anon, It’s extremely pathetic that you are trying to put me down by saying my “ass is flat”. Excuse me? Have you seen the delight that is my booty? Apparently not, so here, have my icon. Oh and please don’t go round
mdetector5: “It’s about TIME someone wished this for me!I mentioned something about me cosplaying as Jessica Rabbit (or something like that, I can’t remember) here, and looks like MDetector5 came through! Also, apparently he mentioned something
daddyswhore: Apparently Dad couldn’t wait after seeing me in my swimsuit. He was already fingering and teasing me on the way to the beach so I figured I would suck him off and hopefully he would be set for a couple hours.
sexyniggaz: Doe Addictive.. trust me I know! Post more once I get more followers Makes no sense to like and reblog a page but dont follow. Apparently they post things you like lol So follow me!
so today is great i moved some bits and bobs into the flat, it definitely looks more homely now, with its washing up bowl and my very own baking drawer plus a bin, which is veeeery important, plus biscuits. in the biscuit area of the unit (it may be for
ineffectualdemon:Me: so apparently Looney tunes Instagram declared that Bugs Bunny and Daffy are canonically a coupleHusband: *long long long pause as they process this*Me: I mean it makes sense Husband: well since they’re both men I hope Bugs tops
indevan: gandalfexmachina replied to your post: fyi apparently my new occupation (other than… specialization in Dreamworks side-smirks. I can’t believe you just answered a reply to me WITH ME IN THE BACKGROUND GODFUCKINGDAMMIT.
frick apparently graham and i have been together long enough that family members are giving each other gifts? aaaaaAAAAAA. like his aunt got me something. why i’m a bean why do people get me things.
I went to my boy’s soccer game today! They got absolutely destroyed (apparently they were up against the hardest team in their league), but I got them to crack a smile at the end of the game. A dad went up to me and thanked me for stopping by,
My Virgo coworker just came to have a chat with me and dragged me outside. He was pretty badly traumatized by another coworker here. This said coworker is probably well over his sixties and apparently decided he could let his guard down a bit in front
My roommate just texted me and informed me that people are apparently going to start translating SnK into Finnish. While I’m not part of this particular fandom, it doesn’t mean I can’t roll my eyes and sigh because oh for fuck’s
Sooo… the new connection + modem box installation is apparently TOMORROW. Well. How nice of the ISP to inform me THE DAY BEFORE. *sigh* At least they informed me… Nonetheless, I’m not going to be happy about not having internet access
therealerme: Since I obstinately refuse to drink the water he’s left me in my bowl apparently, he has to come by every couple hours and give me something else to drink. I’m such a lucky pet.
suspenderlady: SO APPARENTLY TODAY WAS PICTURE DAY AT SCHOOL NOBODY TOLD ME THIS IM LITERALLY DRESSED AS LEVI AT SCHOOL TODAY MY HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR PICTURE AND STUDENT ID CARD ARE ME DRESSED AS LEVI FROM ATTACK ON TITAN
ewatsondaily: “I decided that I was a feminist. This seemed uncomplicated to me. But my recent research has shown me that feminism has become an unpopular word. Women are choosing not to identify as feminists. Apparently, [women’s expression
One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life. This is what happens when you put a lava lamp
thekingwizard: One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life. This is what happens when you
bobbimorses: shoutout to 5th grade me for having a college reading level and apparently using up all future motivation for actual college age me to read what i’m supposed to. you 10 year old asshole
bobbimorses: shoutout to 5th grade me for having a college reading level and apparently using up all future motivation for actual college age me to read what I’m supposed to. you 10 year old asshole
bookznslutz: Apparently George R. R. Martin makes me want to put my tits on the internet. (Just kidding, it was all the beautiful people on here who made me want to put my tits on the internet).
ursorum: ursorum: ursorum: i walked into my room and found this sitting on my bed thanks dad APPARENTLY MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I SAID “I WANT A MANGO SMOOTHIE” THIS MORNING, HE THOUGHT I SAID “I WANT A WATERMELON TO SOOTHE ME”
godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv:apparently this morning my wife heard me make a noise in my sleep and she asked me if i was okay and i just responded with “yeah, i’m just pissed off” and promptly fell asleep again. like i was dead asleep
cheatinghusbandworld: My wife told me that her sister was super weird and thought she was a cat so I avoided her for the first part of our marriage. But one day she wanted me to pick something up from her sister’s room, she apparently lives with her
soulgems: sO I WAS AT WORK GETTING PIZZA DOUGH FROM THE FREEZER AND THIS GIANT PIECE OF ICE FALLS ON ME SO I PICK IT UP AND WITHOUT REALIZING IT I WHISPERED “ICE DILDO” OUT LOUD BUT APPARENTLY MY COWORKER HEARD ME BECAUSE THE NEXT THING I KNOW HES
snailytoaster: slytherinlynx: jinglejongle: mariellani: jinglejongle: mariellani: shit-me-sideways: zacharymerricks: So apparently nasa changed the dates for the zodiacs??? I’m not Pisces I’m Aquarius?????? Ya I think that makes me a Scorpio
nerual-noskcaj: pantryraids: so there’s a boy at my school and i see him a lot and he stares at me really weird but i didn’t get it and today my friend asks if i know him and i asked why but apparently in 6th grade he asked me out and i told him
