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[daydreams about giving u oral]

blastortoise: laserbabe: blastortoise: svvitzerland: bitches be like “I SWALLOW” but they cant even drink pulp smh fakes pulp is nasty cum isn’t. Sit yo ass down you would rather have somebody’s sperm in your mouth than fruit ya damn right

getoffmybloghoe:i am sad but i have nice tits so

*Rub's your clit as a friend*

soulmeetsworld:plot twist: she’s a very freaky girl that you can bring home to momma

h0odrich: *cups my hand under my buttcheek and jiggles tf outta it*

yeahitsmarco: just takin a selfie

coexpress: wHO ELSE IS HELLA HORNY BUT ALSO a lil bit sad

bury-your-pasttt:Not sure if I need sex, affection, vodka, a friend to talk with, to punch something, or all of the above.

bitchface12345: Im not a bitch I am the bitch

surprisebitch: i dont get it but i’ll reblog it anyway cause it has 30,000 notes

michaxl: *walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

evilfgt: MEEEEEEE

Shy to slutty real quick

starletnymph:if you don’t think i’m a princess then you are a 100% right i’m the fucking queen

SpongeBob SquarePants

kruel-kid: went to sleep horny. woke up horny.

so-sugoi: things i want to be really hot not poor

chubby-bunnies: mecha-bun: id rather be vain than learn to hate myself again real fucking talk

earthdad: you: come suck on my tittyme, an intellectual: ight

skaterparadise:we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

witchstock: Im so into myself

considerablybigben: *puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

*looks innocent but is actually kinky as fuck*

fuckingpunchmeintheface: my eyes change color when I jack it

xmasclub: all i want is attention but only from certain people

I shaved my pussy with a potato peeler

fineapplepizza: oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

envyadams2point0: I’m the guy in Jurassic World who grabbed his margarita before running away from the dinosaurs

0 to horny real quick

oh-niichan: jaclcfrost: i want to have really short hair i also want to grow my hair out as long as i possibly can conclusion ?????

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday

#TeamNotFineAsFuckButStillModeratelyAttractive

*is only cute in certain angles and lighting*

undereyelouisvuittons:Not gonna lie I’d take my titty out in space cause imagine how perky it’d look without gravity

meloetta:meloetta: *says ‘idk’ at the end of something sappy and romantic so i still seem cool and detached* *begins my wedding vows with ‘tbh’ and ends them with ‘idk’*

lazycookies: *rubs eyes**remembers i’m wearing eye makeup**scREAMS*

dutchster: *walks out of wifi range*let’s go home

staticlucas: it is unsticking your thighs from plastic chairs season

cravings: dad: are you learning frenchme:

coexpress: wHO ELSE IS HELLA HORNY BUT ALSO a lil bit sad

itsagifnotagif: My talents include: Knowing the artist, track name, album by the first second of the song Annoying people by singing all the lyrics by the end of the intro With included improvised mouth guitar solo breaks

magentamayhem: i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

wovei: that horrible sinking feeling when you’ve been at home on your phone for a while and you realise its been on 3G this whole time

girl-sweat: I Give Good Head Also I Am Nice

momofficial: bopeep: HFKLAHFJDSLFHAS GOD DAMN

drunktrophywife: *moaning* what’s ur credit card number

malikmydick: im so horny that i would suck every dick near my mouth if any were near my mouth

distorment: i procrastinate so much i’ll probably put off death and never die

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