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schursitcoms: Anons: I want to talk to you but I’m really nervous! I’d message you but I don’t want to bother you! You seem intimidating! Me:
setharooni: “oh shit, im gunna cum!” me:
cywlyxn: me @ myself: why do you do this thing you know it makes you sadmyself @ me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
you'll be the end of me
tamagohime:me: *exists*me: this is too much
lilttlekingtrashmouth: Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd
mrsolodolo24: eronthebender: ethicalheaux: i almost choked on my sandwich. this site is gonna be the end of me. omg. 😂😂😂😂 💀💀💀💀💀 Lmfaoooooo
poetic: Guess who should be studying: Me Guess who’s not studying: Also me.
flacarica: visualdelinquent: Me: Nature is beautiful. Insects: thank y- Me: JDFOKDJFIGKFDGJKJDFSSL;DFSLPFOLXDFLSIKFLSFJKSL
bike-path: me: pass the aux cord i got some 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥me:
Talk 2 Me
When someone tells me to not be so salty
Me af~Robert
mcxlesbian: A girl who is in control during sex is my fucking weakness. Like fuck undress me, tease the shit out of me, pin me against the wall, hold my arms, sit on my lap, bite my neck, kiss me hard. Those kind of shit
maddiehah: never feel worried to talk to me i love talking to people!! i just need help with approaching people > _ > ; ;
smokebluntskillcops: Me
akaashie:me: *drawing*me: i have no idea what the fuck i’m doingme: *finishes drawing*person: woah how did you do thatme: i have no fucking idea
wishingformemoria: someone: why do you like muscular female characters? me:
controlledeuphoria:meanfaggot: Paris: “yah” Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend
ruinedchildhood:does anyone else feel really stupid and embarrassed after expressing any sort of emotion or is that just me
alrightevans: person: i know lets have a harry potter quiz!!!!! what year did the battle of hogwarts take place!?me: 1998! my turn! How well do you believe Sirius Black was equipped to be a parental figure to Harry during books 4 an 5, and to what extent
sadtit: someone: you only live once (:me: oh thank god
postcard-confessions: “I fear something awful happened to me as a child that I’ve blocked out and that my parents keep from me.”Posted from the PostSecret website.
proflab: me, a gay, to another gay: that’s so gaythe nearest straight person: kill bill sirens
*Eats you out while you tell me about your day*
rj4gui4r: Me when all my friends are drunk…
thatgoodloveandprotection: Me af
Bring me your gays
thequeermisfit: Me: *gets anxious* Me: chill Me: *gets jealous* Me: chill Me: *overthinks* Me: chill Me: *gets clingy* Me: chill chill
chinadollseemefall:me
imgod: me: hi how are you? customer: [ignores me] me: okay i’ll just go fuck myself
ssweet-disappointment: Me too Ally,me too
yoncevevo: nicki: me:
doofuses: fuck a double text I’ll quad text u think I care buzz buzz it’s me again ho
gingahhh: friends: don’t go too hard tonight me: a few hours later:
She calls me "Daddie"
ponpongoawei:i say “buy me things” a lot for someone who has a fit of guilt every time someone pays for my lunch
intellectual420: me: hey babe choke me harder him: you like that? ;) me: no i just want to die
#me
me at the skatepark
wheresagnes: me: *doesn’t drink soda because it’s unhealthy*me: *drinks alcohol*
Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life
greatwhiteprivilege: him: what’s wrong babe me: nothing just wondering why you lied to me on october 16th at 1:18pm
doppelgender: me when i have like a sip of water: ahaha my cells are gonna love me for this one…finally getting on the health wagon
baddiebey:*does 3 squats and a lunge* YAAAAS BITCH IM BOUT TO BE THICC AF @DRAKE IMA PUT SOMETHIN IN YOUR LIFE #NOTHINGWASTHESAME #WAYUP #FUCKME6GOD
rexuality: me: wow this is fucked upvagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|me: vagina novagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
me on a date
arthetic: me: don’t give a fuck about people who don’t appreciate you!!! love yourself!!! me: *cries self to sleep*
teenofconeyisland:Any pet name that makes me feel really tiny and tea-cup sized makes me so warm and giddy inside
zackisontumblr: me in any situation: this reminds me of that spongebob episode when…
twentytaystitches:I say “fight me” way too much for a girl who has to hold back tears when someone yells at me
thecoastalclassic: drugsandfemales: as your girlfriend I promise to sexually frustrate you at the most inappropriate times. me af. pinky promise.
brennbug:Me: I hate myself Someone else: don’t say things like that!! Me: k Me: *still hates myself but keeps quiet about it*
colachampagnedad: friend: you ok? me: *thinking about every stressful problem in my life* me: lmao why you even ask me that, IT’S ME, I’M ALWAYS GOOD
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