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“Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling for you.”

“Fuck me! I won a BAFTA!”

“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic sibling to your military service, would you come home with me? Forever?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I got the milk.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“Come with me and I’ll make sure the Hound isn’t the only thing howling.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I would rob Buckingham Palace just for your amusement.”

“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool even if there wasn’t a bomb strapped to you.”

“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”

“Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?”

“Just give me a chance and I’ll be Reichen your bed Bach and forth all night.” Submitted by turtleplz.

“You are such a brilliant conductor of light, not even Bluebell can glow as bright as you.”

“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted by moikaywayspetunicorn.

“Let’s REALLY make people talk.” Submitted by anonymous.

“Whenever I’m with you, I’m hornier than Anderson in a triceratops costume.”

“I would fake kill myself for your sake.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.”

“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that you’d be the last thing I thought of before I died.”

“I would read your blog even if it wasn’t about me.”

“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll gladly take a pounding from you.”

“If convenient, meet me in my bedroom. If inconvenient, come anyway.”

“I’m married to my work, but I’d divorce it for you.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.

“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.

“I’m married to my work, so we’ll have to be discreet.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.

The best of John Watson, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by verity-burns.

“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted by britishrandominsanity.

The best of The Great Game references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of The Hounds of Baskerville references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“I’ve never been jealous of a shirt before.” Submitted by insertpoeticdevice.

The best of The Reichenbach Fall references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“If you’re a hedgehog, can I be your hedge?”

Hey, Livestream folk! I have a present for you!

The eagerly anticipated follow-up to this post. Bummer it didn’t scare them more, but I’m laughing my ass off about them watching a movie with him and debating whether or not to eat the candy. XD I’m really curious to hear about your

sherlocks-castle: fellowship-of-the-wholockians: sherlock-deduction: leonardo-dicaprisun: a good display of the two types of people in Britain oh my god martin if looks could kill that chav would’ve been dead 5 years ago Martin Freeman is having

skybread: the-dearest-of-all-loves: random-nexus: sherlockstuff: Martin Freeman Oh, you darling, profane, cuddly little barstard! <3 one would never imagine that a man who looks like Martin would swear so much. Little man syndrome, js, No

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mabelalexa: ”the hair thing” of #richardarmitage and the lovely horse LOL

johnlockisreal: m00nwizard: queen-cry-baby: lesbianna: thejigsawtimess: script-coldplay-forever: Another leaked gif of Martin Freeman in a bath. martin has so many nudes - you’d think he’d learn to put passwords on his computer by now Again,

loveinthemindpalace: capaow: bottlebee: martinyfreeman: ivyblossom: twotwentyonebbakerst: #martin freeman #woodland fairy Actual woodland fairy Martin Freeman. He’s so graceful. uh hi i did a thing sorry Imagine him in his uniform running

ianjaredkyle: sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison: lauraluuloki: pilllowtalk: #it’s leonardo dicaprio #or martin freeman #definitely martin freeman

ianjaredkyle: sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison: lauraluuloki: pilllowtalk: #it’s leonardo dicaprio #or martin freeman #definitely martin freeman

m3jcnv: pure-purgatory: Ok, since Martin Freeman definitely has a Tumblr, I’m asking you to find him or just… C’mon, Martin! Don’t be shy. We have a milk and cookies for you. feel seduced Okay, someone please tell me where that GIF is from,

fullten: rhube: andhumanslovedstories: do people hire Martin Freeman or does a writer type the sentence “CHARACTER is a white everyman thrust into a new world that he processes by blinking in befuddlement” and then Martin Freeman just manifests

notmydate: Martin Freeman | Brie’s blog-o-rama interview. [X] Other gifsets of Martin and his dressing gown: [X] [X]

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt: theheirsofdurin: cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman martin freeman has my heart

andhumanslovedstories:do people hire Martin Freeman or does a writer type the sentence “CHARACTER is a white everyman thrust into a new world that he processes by blinking in befuddlement” and then Martin Freeman just manifests in a puff of smoke

johnlockedness: imlockedinthetardis: Benedict Cumberbatch & Martin Freeman 2/2 I think Martin means All the women just switched on.

dammit-sherlock: legend has it that if you say ‘martin freeman brings his everyman persona to his roles’ three times in front of a mirror, martin freeman himself will jump out of the mirror to punch your face

abrieftasteoflove-deactivated20: Outstanding Lead Actor in a Miniseries or A Movie Martin Freeman as Lester Nygaard FargoOutstanding Supporting Actor in a Miniseries or A Movie Martin Freeman as John Watson Sherlock: His Last Vow

justonehiddles: if someone asked me to describe martin freeman i’d show that person these pictures. 86-89 / ∞ favorite pictures of Martin Freeman

sherlockisthebest: Benedict Cumberbatch & Martin Freeman -> “We adore each other!…. In a very platonic non… ehm… non…” ~ Benedict about Martin

rominatrix: Martin Freeman at Giffoni Festival 2015. Classic Martin.

sociallyuncomfortable: lokishappysolstice: “Would you rather go on a date with a dwarf, a hobbit or an elf?” (x) Aka, the one where Martin realises he should stop talking. (1) This is fucked up. No longer a fan of Martin Freeman.

therealfoxxcub: consultingsuperhusbands: cumberbitchsandwich: doctordonnadetectivejohnlock: I swear that Martin goes trolling on Tumblr before interviews just to freak us all out. Martin Freeman is definitely one of us. This is actual stuff that

aloneprotects: bilbofreeman-grabeelfan: your Tumblr now has Martin Freeman written by Martin Freeman WAit. He’s left handed?

ianjaredkyle: sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison: lauraluuloki: pilllowtalk: #it’s leonardo dicaprio #or martin freeman #definitely martin freeman

secretlymartinfreeman: aloneprotects: bilbofreeman-grabeelfan: your Tumblr now has Martin Freeman written by Martin Freeman WAit. He’s left handed? ‘Course I am. All the cool people are fucking left-handed.

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