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Even when they were in their thirties and married, they were still competitive. Only, now it included the achievements of their husbands and kids. Mary’s husband got a promotion? Mary got to fuck Jill with her strapon. Jill’s son was voted
scumbag-vanguard: I will marry Kaidan, I will live on Noveria (fuck), my vehicle is a cab, my job is Space Pirate, my spiecial kink is Hurt/Comfort, no kids at all. oh Actually I’m okay with this So first one, miranda, I will live on Ilium, i will
we actually spawned several aus with the kids like the first was the werewolf one where they have the four pups but then we have a normal human au where gabe and jesse are married and they only had giselle and dante, and a much sadder au where only gisell
daddysbottom: Once a week, at the end of his shift, Officer Hightower stops by my place to get his anal pipes cleaned out. This married police officer with one kid and another one on the way discovered a few months ago the pleasures of gay sex, especiall
i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary
nokiabae: my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night
morice: imagine if you met someone on tumblr and then randomly fell in love with them and skyped for hours on end and finally met them and then after a few years you would get married and have 2 kids named after fictional characters and a house lined
bjubear: uhhhlalala: homewreckernj: Cheating married top breeding me on his desk at his workplace. I loved staring at his framed pics of his wife and kids right next to me as hes pumping his load deep in my gut at his workplace. He fucks with no
tigtragers: “I want you to get married. I want you to have nine children. And if you only spend five minutes a day with each kid, that’s forty-five minutes, and I’d at least have time to go out and get a massage or something.” 25 DAYS
andreii-tarkovsky:other people my age: becoming CEOs, getting married, finishing college, winning oscars, buying apartments, signing with companies, having kids, being functional grown ups, etc. me:
andreii-tarkovsky: other people my age: becoming CEOs, getting married, finishing college, winning oscars, buying apartments, signing with companies, having kids, being functional grown ups, etc. me:
wild-in-your-smile: hate: i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary Most reasonable post I have ever seen.
sixpenceee: If you thought the post on twins sharing consciousness was awesome, wait until you hear this. A 44-year-old French man one day went to the trip to the doctor’s because he felt a pain in his left leg. He’s a married man with two kids
punky-thera: luckied: Blinking a few times at the thought of surviving in an iceberg, Jean turned his head toward the firebender with a quizzical expression. ”Seriously? That’s one hell of a way to survive so he could get married and have kids.”
zwamboobs: Don’t flirt with me unless you’re trying to get married & have kids.
omgfamilyaffair: married twenty years…two kids…and i still fuck my brother!…gotta problem with that?
au-rev0ir: if i marry someone attractive and our kids end up with my face i’m going to be seriously pissed
professor-whom: family-of-poops: lifeofadisneykid: thewritingfortress: fuckyeahassortedstuff: FOR KIDS OMG I GET THE REFERENCE I DON’T SO PLEASE EXPLAIN IT TO ME. Oedipus killed his own father then married and had children with his mother
jjlikeshis: Nic the Admiral pounding me in the ass hard, deep, and fast. I love being a QOS slut. And again since I get asked this daily I am not married, don’t want to be, and never had or wanted kids. I love sex with black men preferably two
hate: i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary
thedoctor-winchester: missymalice: poopjokesanonymous: I don’t even know what inspired me to write this but I was spot on when i used to play barbies with my best friend as a kid, her barbies would always get married to ken and then she’d have
doodlemashed: hate: i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary ………..
I have a very strong feeling that I’m going to marry a gangster thug Asian with upper body tattoos, drinks hardcore henny, and love his kids.
theblackestberryblog: drickigoingup: da-pink-kid: theblackestberryblog:Stokes Kennedy Wedding 12:00am January 1, 2015. I married my best friend and we had a kick ass time at our apartment celebrating with the friends who matter most. I love her yall.
i want to get married and have kids with a woman one day.
col0r-me1nk: wild-in-your-smile: hate: i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary Most reasonable post I have
dimplesandguncalluses: #you guys… that scene with them tonight #all i got from her telling sam she was married and had a kid #and sam looking away #and dean watching them and having to look away too #was that sam thought about her sometimes #over
cumdumps: as coach pumped his load in to Biff’s cun he realize he would never get married to buffy… never have kids with her… and would be a ŭ.00 for the rest of his days // // ]]>
merry-i-am: lifeisliterallylimited: I fear being ordinary. Smart kid with wasted potential. Ordinary grades. 9-5 job. Get married. Have a mortgage. Pay bills. Have children. Clean their shit. Pay more bills. I fear not leaving a mark on this world.
justsayins: leupagus: absurdical: hiddlestown: stephencolberts: Actual Dr. Bruce Banner on Colbert Report talking about environmental protection and fracking. Can I marry you? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW, WITH YOUR EVERYTHING AND YOUR FACE
nexark: chaoticbanter: acidic-motions: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I REALLY WANT TO MARRY SOMEONE WHO WILL COSPLAY WITH ME AND WE CAN DRESS UP OUR CUTE LITTLE BRATS AND IT WOULD BE A GOOD LIFE This is already my life, minus the kids.
thebuttqueen: this is a literal dilemma? HELP? I WATCHED A VIDEO OF A GORGEOUS BOY ON YOUTUBE AND NOW I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM IM NOT EVEN KIDDING LIKE I WANNA MEET THIS BOY AND MARRY HIM AND I CANT STOP THINKING OF HIM BECAUSE HE IS A LITERAL ANGEL? WHAT
skeletyson: professor-whom: family-of-poops: lifeofadisneykid: thewritingfortress: fuckyeahassortedstuff: FOR KIDS OMG I GET THE REFERENCE I DON’T SO PLEASE EXPLAIN IT TO ME. Oedipus killed his own father then married and had children with
professor-whom: family-of-poops: lifeofadisneykid: thewritingfortress: fuckyeahassortedstuff: FOR KIDS OMG I GET THE REFERENCE I DON’T SO PLEASE EXPLAIN IT TO ME. Oedipus killed his own father then married and had children with his mother and
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