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“Of all God’s creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.”~ Mark Twain 8===D——{ Wetiquette
Believe it.
Good point.
Truth.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall
Lessons learned
Moderate progress is still progress
Absolutely abstemious! ;)
Pick up a book once in a while
If you can’t bewilder them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit
Don’t let your fear replace reality
I like the way you think
Inscrutable intelligence
Make an effort instead of a statement
An astute mind
Keep your secrets close tonight
Distance lends enchantment to the view. ~ Mark Twain (Grand Canyon photographed from the International Space Station)
Keep on giggling
And I’ll hear nun of your whining
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atomictiki: did-you-kno: In reference to never using the word ‘very’ when writing, Mark Twain said, “Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very’; Your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should
oilovepg: “The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.” -Mark Twain I don’t care if you use my photos, just accredit me so people know where to find me. iI DO NOT WATERMARK OR FILTER MY PICTURES FOR A REASON… in order to
harrystylesdildo-deactivated201: “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.” - Mark Twain
Venus of Urbino by Titian. One of the first unapologetically erotic paintings from post-Classical Europe. Mark Twain thought it was “the foulest, the vilest, the obscenest picture the world possesses.” Times have changed, but this painting
“Tanrı’nın yarattıkları arasında kırbaçla dize gelmeyecek tek bir mahluk vardır. O da kedidir. İnsan kediyle melezlenebilseydi bu insanın hayrına olur, kediyse bu işten zararlı çıkardı.”
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talnyz: The finest clothing made is a person’s skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. ~Mark Twain on We Heart It.
sassysexymilf: “Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.” ~ Mark Twain https://sassysexymilf.tumblr.com
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playful-nites: witchywebweaving: “While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.” - Mark Twain This is possibly the most Gorgeous rendition of Jessica Rabbit I have ever seen!
“Daqui a alguns anos você estará mais arrependido pelas coisas que não fez do que pelas que fez. Então solte suas amarras. Afaste-se do porto seguro. Agarre o vento em suas velas. Explore. Sonhe. Descubra.” (Mark Twain)
zodiaccity: “If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.” — Mark Twain
asweetheartbeingnaughty: usmacallan: Mark Twain Said it Himself“Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whisky is barely enough.” ― Mark Twain Haha - love Mark Twain quotes!
love-stoned: Mark Twain’s House, Hartford, CT Photo by Frank C. Grace (Trig Photography)
mentalflossr: 10 Things Mark Twain Didn’t Really Say The man who provided us with some of the best quips ever is also one of the most misquoted people of all time.
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birdsong-in-the-morning: ”Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.” ~ Mark Twain
wewantbalance: Free books: 100 legal sites to download literature The Classics Browse works by Mark Twain, Joseph Conrad and other famous authors here. Classic Bookshelf: This site has put classic novels online, from Charles Dickens to Charlotte Bronte.
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yelverton:“In the words of Mark Twain’s wife, Shania Twain, ‘that don’t impress me much’”
merrycrassmas: ~ Mark Twain via buzzfeed
kingcheddarxvii: This picture of Mark Twain and Nikola Tesla is freaking incredible What’s even going on in his hands Tesla looks so creepy in the background
vintageeveryday: Twain in Tesla’s Lab: The friendship between Nikola Tesla and Mark Twain.
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Mark Twain inside the laboratory of Nikola Tesla (1894)
did-you-kno: ►►►► WATCH THE VIDEO HERE Thomas Edison took a video of Mark Twain in 1909. The silent film shows Twain walking around his Connecticut property in his signature white suit, smoking a cigar, and having tea with his daughters. It is
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exp3ctopatr0num: setbabiesonfire: I really like how obsessed with cats Mark Twain was. I can relate to Mr. Twain.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. -Mark Twain
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