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magnezone: why are we acting like exeggutor only now doesn’t make any sense

magnezone: please don’t ever try to get my attention by neglecting me because i will alienate myself from you at terminal velocity

magnezone: *streetpasses the same person twice* what are we

magnezone: please don’t ever try to get my attention by neglecting me because i will alienate myself from you at terminal velocity

magnezone: don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me

magnezone: bae: texts back 20 minutes laterme: responds instantly to make it clear at least one of us is grown

magnezone: video game: Press Start okay. i will press the A button

magnezone: *streetpasses the same person twice* what are we

magnezone: bae: texts back 20 minutes laterme: responds instantly to make it clear at least one of us is grown

magnezone: *streetpasses the same person twice* what are we

magnezone: just something to think about

magnezone: doujinshi: i’m in physical pain we should stop

magnezone: thanks for your time

magnezone: today! :o

magnezone: tinycartridge: Pokémon GO looks like a fun mobile experiment ⊟ Remember location-based gaming? It’s back, in Pokémon form. Coming to iOS and Android as free-to-play download next year, Pokémon Go is a smartphone side-project produced

magnezone: freshman year -> senior year

magnezone: don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me

magnezone: don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me

magnezone: rainbow road isn’t hard it’s you that is weak and natural selection has its sights locked

magnezone: i’m very emotionally invested in many of you and can’t wait to hear of your future exploits. i hope your loft is swanky and your spouse is hot

magnezone: i feel like we’re watching this hilariously tragic slow burn reaching its awe-inspiring conclusion. a fucking satirical supernova imploding in on itself and fanning its cosmic guts like a firework

magnezone: kinomatika: wellmanicuredman: sextus—empiricus: sunshien: #welcome to fucking silent hill ahahhahaha what the fuck is wrong here is the siren damaged or something. I’ve heard this exact siren before but never all creepy like this

magnezone: professorforeskin: sharing for all my pokemon friends because i love you guys i love my life

magnezone: me: achieves a perfect sear and caramelization on my lamb shoulder with a light and fluffy risotto and perfect presentation you: forgets two of the mystery basket ingredients

magnezone: “let’s see what you’re packing in those jeans,” she propositions to me a faint chuckle. “if you insist.” i unzip my pants. hundreds of beetles crawl out of my fly. elephant beetles. atlas beetles. goliath beetles. hercules beetles.

magnezone: shinysquirtlesquad: upsetpancake: ceruleanreverie: ash are you fucking serious right now OH M YGOD NO ASH YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT i’m out Are you fucking KIDDING me?!

magnezone: kinomatika: wellmanicuredman: sextus—empiricus: sunshien: #welcome to fucking silent hill ahahhahaha what the fuck is wrong here is the siren damaged or something. I’ve heard this exact siren before but never all creepy like this

magnezone: *streetpasses the same person twice* what are we

magnezone: *streetpasses the same person twice* what are we

magnezone: me: achieves a perfect sear and caramelization on my lamb shoulder with a light and fluffy risotto and perfect presentation you: forgets two of the mystery basket ingredients

magnezone: relados: the great escape this made me wince

magnezone:bae: texts back 20 minutes laterme: responds instantly to make it clear at least one of us is grown

magnezone: i’m deleting

magnezone: don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me

magnezone: just remember that if you ever think nintendo actually cares about you this is the list of free themes available to download

magnezone: just remember that if you ever think nintendo actually cares about you this is the list of free themes available to download Didn’t know having Free theme period is a bad thing

magnezone: video game: Press Start okay. i will press the A button

magnezone: i sacrifice these two level 4 text posts so that i can now summon my level 8 text post

magnezone: i’m very emotionally invested in many of you and can’t wait to hear of your future exploits. i hope your loft is swanky and your spouse is hot

magnezone: xy’s most unforgivable offence was giving us some of the best mascot legend designs we’ve ever seen and then giving them zero backstory or plot integration whatsoever. xerneas is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen but i can’t give

magnezone: iwata was responsible for a lot of games that were my friend when i had no friends so this is sad

magnezone: don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me

magnezone: *pours myself a stiff one (chocolate milk with extra syrup)*

magnezone:bae: texts back 20 minutes laterme: responds instantly to make it clear at least one of us is grown This

magnezone: rainbow road isn’t hard it’s you that is weak and natural selection has its sights locked

magnezone: professorforeskin: sharing for all my pokemon friends because i love you guys i love my life

magnezone: iris-sempi:dragonmecha3000:whoever made these1. awesome job2. he or she has shown us the worst possible version of the future hoenn onoIm in love@gamefreak dooooooooooo this

magnezone: conkdor: supergreenmario: Holy shit HOLY SHIT NINTENDO OF AMERICA OFFICIALLY POSTED THIS BRUH PRAISE NINTENDO i can’t wait to c-stick you scrubs to high hell

magnezone: don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me

magnezone: *looks at my own thighs* nice

magnezone: not being cuddled currently which is weird, unideal, bad

magnezone:bae: texts back 20 minutes laterme: responds instantly to make it clear at least one of us is grown

magnezone: weloveshortvideos: The first time you’re on FaceTime with your boo vs after being together for a while meeeeeeeee

magnezone: snoipahkat: freAKIN LOOKAT THIS THO HE CAN CATCH AND POCKET PROJECTILES FISH, SOFAS, PROTON ENERGY BLASTS, YOU NAME IT!!!!

magnezone: this one’s definitely not a sea bass. i’m certain. the shadow is way too big to be a sea bass. the midsection is too round. the tail is too long. look at the way it’s moving. this time i’m sure it’s not a sea bass. it can’t be.

magnezone: fandomshateblackpeople: fandomshateblackpeople: has there ever been a bad zelda game other than skyward sword, i mean fix your sensor bar and grow the hell up

magnezone: don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me

magnezone: *streetpasses the same person twice* what are we

magnezone: please don’t ever try to get my attention by neglecting me because i will alienate myself from you at terminal velocity

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