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Dude I don’t care how much I feel childish and incompetent as a man, but when someone wants to roleplay with me as a devout petite fox-girl, I take that motherfucking chance and run with it. Popping open a beer or two. I don’t need reason
MFW I turn on “Dafe Dash” on the sidebar and I can’t see a single goddamn submission all the way down my dashboard
One of my soldiers in XCom is Black, American, and named “William Smith”. This was only inevitable.
Alright guys, almost a decade without RPing a sex scene, all hands on dick deck, we’re ready for launch. Set all thrusters to “loser”! Edit: Just a note since I don’t want to flood anyone’s dash But holy shit do I laugh
Uuuuurrrrgh, I’m too ooooold for this shit. Staying up till 3 AM then getting up at 8:30 because that’s what I’m conditioned to do is killing me. I’ve got the shittiest headache. But hey, doesn’t matter, had pretend sex
What the fuck Blizzard that’s discrimination I’m going to file a fucking lawsuit
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Holy crap, it takes a crazy amount of effort to work on anything that my waifu is a part of… Every time I clean up her hair, it takes me at least 20% of the total time I spend on lineart. 2 hours and I’m almost done inking her. Fuuu.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8577037/Man-sent-to-jail-for-watching-pixie-sex I really need 512-bit AES encryption on all my drives…
slugbox: When I was like five or six my dad was pretending to be Mazinger Z and he stepped on Powermaster Prime’s head: I clearly remember him yelling, “ROCKET PUUUNNCCHAARHHGAAHRRRUUGGHHHHHHFFUCK!!!!” I also remember a lot of bood. When I was
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It’s incredibly frustrating to feel attached to another person. Go away feelings, I don’t need you.
It’s insanely disheartening to watch my brother basically implore my mom to let him go on ADHD medication or otherwise into therapy or other medications to see if he can get motivated to do something with his life, only to have her vehemently
Going to start preparing to ask for a promotion later in the year. I think I’ve gained enough XP to add points to my employability and reliability stats and it’s pretty lame to be 3 years into a job where everything works the best it ever
Got a haircut yesterday and the lady cut it a bit shorter than my traditional “Prince of all Saiyans” cut. So jokingly earlier in the morning I told a coworker I’d gone for the “Otter” cut… Since otters have short
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“This is the gayest shit I’ve ever seen” - My friend on Dog Days
I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON IN THIS ANIME ANYMORE
WHO KEEPS COMING UP WITH THESE PRODUCTS DOES ANYONE THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?
I can tell Brazil’s opposing team just scored a goal all the way from the living room by the way the announcer unenthusiastically declares: “Goooal….”
This is ridiculous and I feel like a 12 year old, sitting here and actually having a mini anxiety attack because a certain someone hasn’t been online in days. What the fuck is this. Someone make it stop, I want down from this confusing affection
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I’m happy. It’s one of the most gorgeous full moons I’ve seen in a good while, and it’s also the first lunar eclipse of the year. A fitting date to celebrate me and my waifu’s 10th anniversary. Cheers.
Eureka SeveN trips balls a lot, but this movie was the biggest acid trip I’ve ever taken. It’s interesting though, because it makes complete sense after AO. But as a standalone addition to the first series, it’s a complete mindfuck.
I’ll make my own Pony porn magazine With humans and cat ears
Technology’s taken a turn for the WEIRD the past few years or so. Since I like to separate my home PC from my work shenanigans I have a Win7 VM just for work related files and processes at home and also a VPN connection into our firewall. So
HOW CAN THIS BE SO FUCKING FUNNY Ps.: Only to IT guys
It’s five-in-the-fuck AM, and I haven’t stayed this late in three or four years. Holy shit, what I won’t do for a bit of private time with my special virtual somepony. AND STOP THE DAMN BEN & JERRY’S AD I’ve been up
Stand back motherfuckers you better put on your goggles and lab coats cause the genius is in the house! Not only did I fap myself to sleep at nearly seven fucking AM, I pulled an all nighter the exact same day of the exams I had scheduled and needed done
Of course not, adorable blonde loli. Edit: Click the image, people, click the image.
You don’t judge me for worse things, so chill. Also, note to self - any time I need to haggle prices with anyone or actually be an obnoxious, annoying customer looking for the best deal… don’t sleep for 36 hours.
God damn it! How do normal people survive relationships!? I sit here making budget plans to find out if it’s possible for us to live together and see what kind of home I could pretend to buy on a single income stream… And I’ve not
I am now older than my mother was when I was born.
All roads flooded to our office - great day to not bring food from home. Also the dominos order has been stuck in the ‘Quality Check’ for 45 minutes. I’ll starve to death. The end is nigh. Also I may be in love with a trap.
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Watch out guys we’ve got someone being offended… On the INTERNET! She used the word “trap” to describe herself. Not me. Edit: Assuming that that’s what it was. Don’t hate me umbriss ;_:
Was walking my dogs just now, and this guy walked past me at a faster pace. About 15 feet behind him and I could still smell the stink. Holy shit, how can you not take a bath every thanksgiving or so? Also will be very disappointed if my next anon
Alright, you know what? I’ve been sitting here like a moron waiting on someone all night, basically doing nothing of what I had planned for tonight. It’s 11 PM, but I’m going to fucking put on some clothes, get some mad caffeine going,
LIMW public service announcement: http://www.gamersgate.com/DD-BL2/borderlands-2 Borderlands 2 is บ bucks at Gamersgate today.
Iron Man 3 was the shit, but there were some moments that made me go “wat”. Actually, the entire finale. But the most glaring issue for me was a Barrett M82 sniper rifle going “PEW PEW” when hitting a fire hydrant as opposed to
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Also I fucking hate League of Legends. Or any game where I play against real people. I’m a very, very bad loser.
Oh, Tumblr, hold me. I just spent a ton of money I wanted to at least have a chance to save (before being mercilessly plucked from my bank account by my mother) on my home server for testing and learning new shit. If this doesn’t net me some certs,
MRW I found out we have the right sized monitors at work to compliment my U3011, which I’ve been trying to get a good deal on for the past couple of months, but can’t find for under 贄 on Ebay. Boss said I could take them for ษ each. Woooo
How mad would you be if I paired Shining Armor and Princess Luna? On a scale of 1 to burrito?
Everyone has that one person in their life that has the capability of sucking away every last bit of joy out of their existence. It’s amazing, really, how people learn to live with toxic personalities like these and still achieve something for thems
“I’m super fucking depressed and have no energy to do any real work. Let’s just goof off on the internet for two hours”. Resurface 15 minutes later completely bored. Look at the clock. Fuuuuuuuck.
