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*likes your selfie to let you know you can get it*
spookypotatochip: there can be only one
inabasket: elasticitymudflap: i can never face my family again You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?
goodson: dadshamer: you can’t keep doing this, god only has so much patience THIS IS A SIN
cyrilmusic: burairium: theneverendingdrums: fejes: peaceloveandbrittana: this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband they are showing them as people not as gays and
duxwontobey: loliphon: suconletomovi: icaurus: Plus promoting this “meme” can make trans people feel incredibly uncomfortable because their wish is to become cis, @takashi0 shut the fuck up op My wish is to be as physically congruent with
tigerator: gay-on-the-moon: mothmansdad: lingrix: homophu: runofthemillsocialist: bibliotheksbewohnerin: things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with Honestly this post has been on
Me, buying my future partners’ wedding ring: Can i pay in exposure? :)
charmaise: levi’s so ripped you can use him as a washboard
becausetherearenochildreninspace: you: *uses technical smash terms*me: kirby can jump so much and i love him
markdoesstuff: iwouldfookthat: I can’t believe Captain America: The Winter Soldier blatantly ripped off Pokémon The First Movie. This is the best post on this site, jesus.
thedeathofablog: un-be-fucking-lievable: prongsmydeer: pottergenes: james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah,
armitagecucks:unless someone puts the “fantasy” in fantasy football then why even bother? If I can’t make my wide receiver a wizard and give my quarterback +5 dexterity then I’m just not interested
phoenixnaruhodo:Ace Attorney gameplay has Phoenix saying shit like “And I can prove the witness discovered they had a UTI 3 weeks ago using THIS PIECE OF EVIDENCE” and your options are doctors note, receipt for uti meds, or half eaten hot
askthearcadebotlane: “Only you can hear me summoner….” Something my friend cailencrow told me the other day and made me so sad….
irene-the-potato: wizardshark: suselling: oh yeah, in celebration of 2019, i feel like it is important to note that 2019 is the last year that chara falling into the underground can happen…. you know what that means yall, gotta go dive into a hole
can I sleep now?
bootyxprincess: cupcakeandunicorns: shutupgrayce: bornagainpresidency: adamrichins: bornagainpresidency: mommy-and-puppy-princess: andycrbtr: God dammit I never get a sticker I can’t breathe. OMG omg OMG omg OMG omg I never get a sticker.
toodomforyou: vaginaandmagirl: tracknumber-6: him3-ros: hungbull647: I’m that confident that I’m more superior than any woman that if any woman wins a bet against me and we can bet on anything u want because I know I won’t lose to a woman that
nothing can touch us, my love.
hentaiyarou: I’m writing an academic paper on yaoi as a site for subversive exploration of gender and sexuality this weekend. I’m going to post this essay on January 5th (that’s when I can be sure my professor’s done grading it
lol what? Clip paint studio has animation now? haha what’s up with that that’s nuts-DRAWS PORN-
I wounder how long I can hold on to my “Tumblr IM” virginity?
fantasyhanie: ~ Prompto slaps Noct’s butt is all i want for my entire life. i can die now in peace.
You can never be too careful with beer… why is this funny?
Can’t say that I have…
Can’t really go wrong with a penis joke. Ever.
lol You can always tell someone has nothing relevant to say when they nitpick wordchoice. So if you hear someone do that, its safe to place no value in the sounds exiting their mouth. ;)
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: dear-monosexuals: alphaaraptor: x-ratedvideoflorist: aro-ace-wonderwoman: thesweetpianowritingdownmylife: drillheadonfire: whats the difference between bi people and unicorns i can see unicorns on movies and tv I told
I can’t stop laughing… XOXO ~ Follow me on Tumblr ~Selena Kitt~
eh, can’t complain… :D XOXO ~ Follow me on Tumblr ~Selena Kitt~
pretending I can sing… :) ~Follow Selena Kitt on Tumblr~
app-arel: One of the most terrifying things about the way of the samurai is seppuku (also known as “hara-kiri”). It is the gruesome suicide a samurai must perform if he fails to follow bushido or is likely to be captured by enemy. Seppuku can be
the-goddamazon: madnessinthemist: sourcedumal: fuckinginactivity: queenconsuelabananahammock: athenagray: Tweet 1: I can see a lot of people either avoiding Plan B & ending up pregnant or attempting to take multiple doses & getting sick.
DONE MA EYEBROWS, can you even tell? NO. also ignore the super greasy hair
leanort: who needs kids when u can make ocs
oneohtrixpointnever:i’ve never cracked my phone’s screen in my life can someone tell me what that level of personal failure feels like
can't get much gayer than that
camwyn: A temperature chart for my fellow Americans who can’t do the Celsius-Fahrenheit equation from memory and for people in the civilized countries who’re too busy making fun of Fahrenheit to do the conversions themselves.
official-mugi: sataniasuccubus: sataniasuccubus: this whole thing can really be traced back to Apple tbh Apple has a track record of not allowing any methods of finding adult material in any apps on IOS store. just look at the IOS Reddit app. Apple
Lol I can’t say I’ve ever seen an invite to a party like this
pleatedjeans: Parents Can Have Fun Too (21 Pics)
aa-noms-you: pursuingthemeaning: do not fall in love with people like me. i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth.
prochoice-or-gtfo: uppityfemale: The Trump team put out a survey a while ago about the mainstream media. Apparently they didn’t like the answers so they sent it out again but only to Trump supporters. Here’s the link so you can let them know what
melonfolly: Soon kids won’t be able to. I pity those that can’t.
herriestiles: shelterfromcold: two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”. this literally took me forever to get
mikeyfriskeyhands: My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
westbor0baptistchurch: basicallyrunbabyrun: suzzannnn: when you open a new tab and can’t remember why when you close it and then remember why you opened it when your son tricks you into driving him to a PowerLine Concert instead of a fishing
knightingail: cumbercrieff: In Australia we have this show where the set is tilted at an angle and it’s funny because people walk like this and fall down a lot EDIT : The show is called Slideshow and you can watch it here OH MY GOD I WATCHED
alrights: sexhaver: stunningpicture: I’m not too fond of snakes, but I can’t seem to take the Blunthead Tree Snake seriously. dont smoke weed kids omg
punned: i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed. but right before, I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to me and whispered “hail satan” as
rabioheab: a boy and a girl are sitting together on a bench after a romantic date. “can i kiss you?” the boy says. the girl nods and the boy pulls out black and white face paint and starts putting it on her face. “you’re going to be gene simmons”
gogglechild: spaceace8: idjtits: spaceace8: idjtits: idjtits: idjtits: are pears flammable after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable mum: whats that smellme: burning pearsmum: wha-me: i tried to set
xekstrin: olbersparadox: bountyhunterdwe: firegrowshigher: transhumanisticpanspermia: boopart: WHAT!!!! No They can leap 36 feet As in leap forward 36 feet They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be
If You Can Believe Your Eyes and Ears
kissmyfreckless: ntbx: bespectacledbrwnbeauty: onyourtongue: overzoe: onyourtongue: Lil baby got bars 😩😩❤️ awwww omg lol We’re literally born with rhythm and flow. But he was rhyming the baby talk. Awe too cute This shit is fire!
amottledrose: andrew-scoot: this iS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY JUST WAIT FOR IT TO GET GOING This is called “How many things can we break to turn a page?”
the-absolute-funniest-posts: heyfunniest: excuse me you have a spine and ribs and gravity you can’t just…i… Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: iamtonysexual: Can we all just take a second to appreciate this opening paragraph on my paper earlier this semester about my experience here at Tumblr? No flaws detected. Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
agender-unicorn: skepticalwitch: calypsos-island: twohourartist: isitsafe: fandomsbecrazy: oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that
